Last Post Wins Part Four

[WerdNerd]

And I win!

Not so fast there lady you know I want that trophy.

 

[ydahecnot]

The trophy you shine isn’t the winner’s trophy

 

[jasonmason]

Here you can have a trophy.


I’ll take the win.

 

[LAM_Writes]

Here you can have a trophy.


I’ll take the win.

I'll take the win AND the trophy, thank you very much.

 

[WerdNerd]

I'll take the win AND the trophy, thank you very much.

You took too long and I took the lead

 

[jasonmason]

You took too long and I took the lead

Y’all just follow me. I’ll get you through this Class V rapid.

 

[LAM_Writes]

You took too long and I took the lead

Slow and steady wins the race.

 

[WerdNerd]

Y’all just follow me. I’ll get you through this Class V rapid.

You're all wet and I'm all victorious

 

[WerdNerd]

Slow and steady wins the race.

Slow and steady is good but hard and fast can be a lot of fun too.

 

[Pranglez]

Trophy? No one told me about a trophy.... It's mine!

 

[jasonmason]

Trophy? No one told me about a trophy.... It's mine!

I think you are the trophy.

Or one can hope anyway.

 

[WerdNerd]

I think you are the trophy.

Or one can hope anyway.

Hope is for losers. I win

 

[LAM_Writes]

Sorry, but it's mine.

 

[Pranglez]

No losers here. Just all of you tie for 2nd place.

 

[WerdNerd]

Sorry, but it's mine.

Don't be sorry. We can't all win.

 

[LAM_Writes]

Don't be sorry. We can't all win.

Nope, not all. Just me.

 

[jasonmason]

Nope, not all. Just me.

You can win the next time. This is my win. Now.

 

[LAM_Writes]

You can win the next time. This is my win. Now.

Bold of you to assume you're winning.

 

[WerdNerd]

Bold of you to assume you're winning.

I know, right, since I'm winning

 

[jasonmason]

Bold of you to assume you're winning.

Oh there is no assuming. I win.

 

[LAM_Writes]

You're both nuts! I'm winning!

 

[WerdNerd]

You're both nuts! I'm winning!

What's that you say about both of my nut? Oh that's right they win too.

 

[jasonmason]

Ok. I win again. Where are the trophy babes to give me the win and the kisses.

 

[LAM_Writes]

Ok. I win again. Where are the trophy babes to give me the win and the kisses.

They're kissing me and presenting me with the trophy.

 

[jasonmason]

They're kissing me and presenting me with the trophy.

For you to hand to me? Cool.