What Are You Nosey About Today?? 🦝

[Chillygirl]

Dude, I posted an open inbox request for them maybe a couple of weeks ago. I did not get one. Not one. . I swear on my life.

Seriously?! Did you damage one previously? Is this karma?

 

[hairball18]

Dude, I posted an open inbox request for them maybe a couple of weeks ago. I did not get one. Not one. . I swear on my life.

If you said don't send me a dick pic, you would get thousands.

 

[Silk_Princess]

If you said don't send me a dick pic, you would get thousands.

This ^^^

 

[Xerxes82]

Seriously?! Did you damage one previously? Is this karma?

Have we drawn up demand/supply curves for the dick pic economy? That sounds like a model worth studying.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Wish those gas station hard on pills would have worked.

 

[Mtnmike]

This needs to be tested.
Do not, I repeat, do NOT send me dick pics. Thank you.

Since you repeated "do not" twice, you'll probably get millions.

 

[Xerxes82]

Did I damage a dick? I mean I once vomited cauliflower cheese all over one sure but he totally deserved it.

I'm not sure if this feeling is curiosity or terror...

 

[shenglung]

Did I damage a dick? I mean I once vomited cauliflower cheese all over one sure but he totally deserved it.

For once this is a story I do not want to hear.

 

[shenglung]

It’s probably both.

I was young, and stupid. I was feeling unwell. He was a douche and wanted his dick sucked. I relented because young and stupid. He got rough. Gastro kicked in. His hand did not relent on the back of my head and uh oh, there’s dinner all over your dick.

‘Soz bout it fucker.



Anyone want a blowie? No? Cauliflower cheese??

Strangely even after that story I wouldn't say no.

 

[Xerxes82]

It’s probably both.

I was young, and stupid. I was feeling unwell. He was a douche and wanted his dick sucked. I relented because young and stupid. He got rough. Gastro kicked in. His hand did not relent on the back of my head and uh oh, there’s dinner all over your dick.

‘Soz bout it fucker.



Anyone want a blowie? No? Cauliflower cheese??

LOL. I'm sorry for the experience, but the story cracks me up.

I suspect the risk would be worth it in either event.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Rainshine? Did he apologize or get mad?
Was he pissed? (Drunk.. or mad)
Hopefully it ruined bjs for him thereafter !!

 

[Xerxes82]

This needs to be tested.
Do not, I repeat, do NOT send me dick pics. Thank you.

I don’t, either.

Do you ladies prefer a Cheney, a Nixon, maybe a VanDyke?

 

[Pad_Foot]

We were really young. He took it badly.

HE took it badly??
Good thing your dad didn’t know!

 

[Chillygirl]

It’s probably both.

I was young, and stupid. I was feeling unwell. He was a douche and wanted his dick sucked. I relented because young and stupid. He got rough. Gastro kicked in. His hand did not relent on the back of my head and uh oh, there’s dinner all over your dick.

‘Soz bout it fucker.



Anyone want a blowie? No? Cauliflower cheese??

I was gonna ask, I’m glad they asked...you poor girl!

 

[Cogan]

It’s probably both.

I was young, and stupid. I was feeling unwell. He was a douche and wanted his dick sucked. I relented because young and stupid. He got rough. Gastro kicked in. His hand did not relent on the back of my head and uh oh, there’s dinner all over your dick.

‘Soz bout it fucker.



Anyone want a blowie? No? Cauliflower cheese??

Urk! Not a sexy experience at all!
But he got what he deserved.

 

[Cogan]

Dude, I posted an open inbox request for them maybe a couple of weeks ago. I did not get one. Not one. . I swear on my life.

How could I miss this!?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

So wait... now dick pics are...desired? I'm so confused

 

[Ratchetman1982]

The key is solicited vs unsolicited.

So, unsolicited is good. Solicited is bad?

 

[LikeableMe]

So, unsolicited is good. Solicited is bad?

The other way around, usually! Unsolicited is usually unwelcome.

Well, good for a laugh Solicited for being taken seriously!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Do you ladies prefer a Cheney, a Nixon, maybe a VanDyke?

I sent one lady on this thread a Dick Tracy last night. I don't think she found it nearly as amusing as I did.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is it strange that I have never, in my life, sent a dick pic?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Is it strange that I have never, in my life, sent a dick pic?

I haven't either.
Dick Tracy's excluded.

 

[Pikemaster41]

How many women ever really ask for dick pics?

 

[saustin5432]

How many women ever really ask for dick pics?

From random people on the internet, I think it's pretty rare. In the midst of a sweaty, virtual sex session I've certainly been asked for nudes.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

How many women ever really ask for dick pics?

I ask all the time. *