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I back up my hearing in crowded rooms with lip reading

A very useful skill to acquire, but reading your mind would be preferable. :)
I lost the hearing in one ear at the age of eight, because of mastoiditis. the main difficulty is lack of awareness of the direction that sound comes from, and as a music lover have never had the pleasure of enjoying stereophonic sound.
 
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They tend to (pop out) most of the day. I'm not conscious of them of course

A beautiful distraction, and how to look without appearing a pervert, a skill I have yet to acquire, resisting the urge to stroke them like a kitten: somehow you are unlikely to purr in this situation.
 
Would love to meet you some day MissSwannie
The funny thing about our world and the way we have all traveled here and there (perhaps interrupted these past 2 years) is that how do you know that you haven't met or perhaps passed by people from here. Perhaps you have been to a conference where I was a speaker, or maybe you were going through LAX at the same time I was in the terminal.

Missswannie writes: Would you believe we export bees

Unlike any other product, bees very conveniently prepack themselves, I suppose the trick is keeping them docile when transporting.

They just follow the queen so are quite happy in a cardboard box in the post. The postal workers report that they buzz a bit.

I back up my hearing in crowded rooms with lip reading

A very useful skill to acquire, but reading your mind would be preferable. :)
I lost the hearing in one ear at the age of eight, because of mastoiditis. the main difficulty is lack of awareness of the direction that sound comes from, and as a music lover have never had the pleasure of enjoying stereophonic sound.

I do use hearing for direction a lot. I believe mine is still quite good, although I think sometimes I have a bass ear and a treble ear from too much headphone use. The house does have Bose speakers throughout it, some overkill. The amp is usually set on -50 to keep the sound at a manageable level. Times it has been up on 0 resulted in no distortion but a complaint from the local primary school that Pink Floyd was audible note for note and word for word a few blocks away.
They tend to (pop out) most of the day. I'm not conscious of them of course

A beautiful distraction, and how to look without appearing a pervert, a skill I have yet to acquire, resisting the urge to stroke them like a kitten: somehow you are unlikely to purr in this situation.
Look but don't touch.
 
It truly is a small world
But I live a pretty sheltered life.. Outdoors a lot.. But otherwise sheltered
I wanted to ask you if you wear or have Wicked Weasel products as they are Australian as well ??
 
Pink Floyd was audible note for note and word for word a few blocks away.

Pink Floyd should be part of the curriculum, my favourite Album is Wish You Were Here, I had the remastered version of it. David Gilmore is an exceptional guitarist.
 
Look but don't touch.

You have a sadistic side to you, but yours are the breasts that keep on giving, I am grateful for not so small mercies, and your generosity for not minding the admiring glance.
I am glad that you state your limitations, as I fear of taking your good nature for granted.

In Spite of what I say on your thread, I think people should have the right to dress as they like without disapproval, yesterday as I was standing at the bus stop, a young lady passed by quite obviously braless, with what could have been a bar through one of her nipples, a first for me, living in the Highlands sights like that are never seen, when I lived in London the occasional see through top was not uncommon.
 
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Wicked Weasel

I had never heard of them, where would we be without Google?

I'm not sure even the most hardy of Scots lassies would wear any of their creations in your neck of the woods! Ms Swannie on the other hand would probably own several items and wear them with pride on her local beaches!
 
I'm visual, I check out others bodies discretely too. Let's face it, who doesn't take a glimpse at boobs or an arse. I don't take offense at someone having a look, although if you can't manage a conversation without eyes predominantly on the face then you might want to sharpen your social skills, or sit further across the table with everything in visual range so you don't have to eye dart. Not sure of others but I back up my hearing in crowded rooms with lip reading so my eyes are fairly face focused. I just may have checked them out before or after.

I have a thing for smell too. I may have been a dog in a previous incarnation. I do like to register the smell of someone in my brain. Probably why I like hugging and cheek kissing as my preferred greeting.

Liking your technique 😉
 
It truly is a small world
But I live a pretty sheltered life.. Outdoors a lot.. But otherwise sheltered
I wanted to ask you if you wear or have Wicked Weasel products as they are Australian as well ??
Yes I have a few. First got them when they were starting out as a Byron Bay manufacturer. I tend to buy swimwear from local design and manufacturers as we have a lot here. I don't wear tops much so being able to buy separately is best.
Pink Floyd was audible note for note and word for word a few blocks away.

Pink Floyd should be part of the curriculum, my favourite Album is Wish You Were Here, I had the remastered version of it. David Gilmore is an exceptional guitarist.
There is a lot of good music that came into being through analogue recording, that seems difficult for many to attempt to write and get produced in the loop-sample- digital production era. A guy like Charlie Watts, recently departed, of Rolling Stones and his own jazz band fame, wouldn't have seen the light of day with his style, hanging on the back beat. You'd never have the Rolling Stones sound without it though, nor the A tuning, and moving back and forth from front to back of the note. Computers can't really play blues or jazz notes successfully, that has to be a live musician. My music collection these days tends to be live performances or concerts rather than the release stuff I can hear on the radio.
Look but don't touch.

You have a sadistic side to you, but yours are the breasts that keep on giving, I am grateful for not so small mercies, and your generosity for not minding the admiring glance.
I am glad that you state your limitations, as I fear of taking your good nature for granted.

In Spite of what I say on your thread, I think people should have the right to dress as they like without disapproval, yesterday as I was standing at the bus stop, a young lady passed by quite obviously braless, with what could have been a bar through one of her nipples, a first for me, living in the Highlands sights like that are never seen, when I lived in London the occasional see through top was not uncommon.

I am of the firm belief that you wear what you want when you want and that's your business not others. You know what you look like in the mirror. There is no law prescribing bras, not in this end of the world anyway, and the fact remains that they are there for the comfort of the wearer not for anyone else. As for nipples popping through your bra, you'd only have to go back 25 years or more and look at a lingerie catalogue to remember that was how everything was and no one had a second thought. Maybe in the cold highlands everything is covered in layers, but down in here in the 20's and 30's latitudes I can assure you not many people give it much thought.
Wicked Weasel

I had never heard of them, where would we be without Google?
Quite ok, perhaps their earlier styles were better. Quite a number of local alternatives if you use Mr Google to find the coastal surf shops. There are really good thong bottoms for wearing with a top wetsuit or rash suit when out surfing or running. Good underneath a wetsuit as well, the last thing you want is out of place or moving bottoms to annoy you.
I'm not sure even the most hardy of Scots lassies would wear any of their creations in your neck of the woods! Ms Swannie on the other hand would probably own several items and wear them with pride on her local beaches!
In terms of Scots lassies that wear them when they are out this way on beaches, indeed they do if not less. In Scotland these days I'd like to think warm days out are few during the year that you would be in as less as possible.

Liking your technique 😉
Stay real to yourself in the best way you can locally and culturally.
 
First decent beach day of the spring. 28C here today. An absolute delight to have sun on my body.

No they are not grannies. They are exercise shorts
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I took three pearls off both strings in my newest pearl thong. It made them really tight and pushing into me. Walking in them has been driving me insane. String out of view, big horny time of the month.
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So the pearls grinding together can be felt ??
Must you actually concentrate on them or is it a constant feeling?
Either way..
Nice Arse MissSwannie
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First decent beach day of the spring. 28C here today. An absolute delight to have sun on my body.

No they are not grannies. They are exercise shorts
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I took three pearls off both strings in my newest pearl thong. It made them really tight and pushing into me. Walking in them has been driving me insane. String out of view, big horny time of the month.
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Great pics swannie. Perfect timing since I'm home alone. 😆
 
The second photo brings to mind a song: what I thought of was pearl the the arouser, but doesn't quite hit the mark.
 
I will never tire of seeing your perfectly formed bum. and hope you will never grow weary of displaying it.
 
First decent beach day of the spring. 28C here today. An absolute delight to have sun on my body.

No they are not grannies. They are exercise shorts
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I took three pearls off both strings in my newest pearl thong. It made them really tight and pushing into me. Walking in them has been driving me insane. String out of view, big horny time of the month.
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An absolute delight is right 😉

Really like what you've done with the pearls 😈
 
First decent beach day of the spring. 28C here today. An absolute delight to have sun on my body.

No they are not grannies. They are exercise shorts
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I took three pearls off both strings in my newest pearl thong. It made them really tight and pushing into me. Walking in them has been driving me insane. String out of view, big horny time of the month.
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You are really going for best effect, not only pulled tighter but a double row of pearls.
 
Misswannie

You make our northern fall into cooler temperatures so much easier to accept. That pearl shot outstanding in so many ways.
 
So the pearls grinding together can be felt ??
Must you actually concentrate on them or is it a constant feeling?
Either way..
Nice Arse MissSwannie
:devil:
Oh they can be felt moving alright. They grind more once they are wet.
Great pics swannie. Perfect timing since I'm home alone. 😆
Hopefully you have been creative
The second photo brings to mind a song: what I thought of was pearl the the arouser, but doesn't quite hit the mark.
I will never tire of seeing your perfectly formed bum. and hope you will never grow weary of displaying it.

At present no, it is happy again with the spring weather back again.
An absolute delight is right 😉

Really like what you've done with the pearls 😈
If you are going to do it then do it with akoya or nacre pearls. Pearl on pearl resonates, plastic doesn't. Then adjust for a tight fit.
You are really going for best effect, not only pulled tighter but a double row of pearls.
Yes. I enjoy a double row of akoya, or a single row of large south sea pearls. Both have unique feeling. It has to be a firm fit to pull you apart and get inside, you want your lips to wrap around and get slippery.
You make our northern fall into cooler temperatures so much easier to accept. That pearl shot outstanding in so many ways.
I had put it off for a few weeks while busy with other things, but then had an hour to adjust the strands and sew them in. I felt like pulling them on and walking down the beach with it. Stimulating.
 
Nothing stopping you from that...
It seems you live your life the way you wish..
Mostly anyways..
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Nothing stopping you from that...
It seems you live your life the way you wish..
Mostly anyways..
:kiss:

Mostly. I am fortunate to be in a position to mostly do what I want to and don't have to suffer too many fools. I am true to myself, even if that might not always be the way others do things.
 
9th September is R U OK? Day here.

In the strange old world we find ourselves in these last 2 years, or let's face, every year, people can be a bit off their game and carrying a brave face. Take a look around you and if you see people that seem not quite alright lately start the conversation and ask them directly Are you Ok?
Most will say automatically Yeah I'm ok, but it might require a few more questions. This can give them the opportunity to come out and say they are not and start a process.
People need a little help sometimes to make the step. You can save a person, save their family, and perhaps save a life. Look out for one another around the place, please, and don't let things drift to too late. That fellow in the supermarket looking lost to the world might just need someone to ask the question.
 
First decent beach day of the spring. 28C here today. An absolute delight to have sun on my body.

No they are not grannies. They are exercise shorts
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I took three pearls off both strings in my newest pearl thong. It made them really tight and pushing into me. Walking in them has been driving me insane. String out of view, big horny time of the month.
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That is really outstanding pearl play. You do treat us so nicely by showing how they sit.
 
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9th September is R U OK? Day here.

In the strange old world we find ourselves in these last 2 years, or let's face, every year, people can be a bit off their game and carrying a brave face. Take a look around you and if you see people that seem not quite alright lately start the conversation and ask them directly Are you Ok?
Most will say automatically Yeah I'm ok, but it might require a few more questions. This can give them the opportunity to come out and say they are not and start a process.
People need a little help sometimes to make the step. You can save a person, save their family, and perhaps save a life. Look out for one another around the place, please, and don't let things drift to too late. That fellow in the supermarket looking lost to the world might just need someone to ask the question.

...makes you so wonderful! Thank you for sharing and caring!
 
9th September is R U OK? Day here.

In the strange old world we find ourselves in these last 2 years, or let's face, every year, people can be a bit off their game and carrying a brave face. Take a look around you and if you see people that seem not quite alright lately start the conversation and ask them directly Are you Ok?
Most will say automatically Yeah I'm ok, but it might require a few more questions. This can give them the opportunity to come out and say they are not and start a process.
People need a little help sometimes to make the step. You can save a person, save their family, and perhaps save a life. Look out for one another around the place, please, and don't let things drift to too late. That fellow in the supermarket looking lost to the world might just need someone to ask the question.

I like the fact that Australia has dedicated days to make notice of others around you.
This is not the first day with such a theme throughout the year if I remember your posts correctly
We are all on this spinning crazy ball at the same time
Might as well help each other out along the way!!!
Thanks for the reminder Swannie
 
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