Hooker Holiday

[sirhugs]

A title in search of an idea.

several times in the past few days, I have driven past the corner usually populated by the rent-a-dates*, but not a one was to be seen. After about the third trip, I said to myself "What is this, did someone declared a hooker holiday?"

*not to rent one, cause my health would make it impractical, but because it is just off the center of town.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Have you heard of COVID Variant D?

 

[sirhugs]

Have you heard of COVID Variant D?

I maintain social distancing at all times.

And my City has only 3 active cases of COVID, with a 70% vaccination rate.

 

[Carnevil9]

Maybe business is kinda slow for the local hookers, on account of Covid or the economy or whatever. So they decide to have a "sale." For one weekend, all hookers in town will work for FREE! They figure this will bring in some new customers, who hopefully will decide they like it and keep coming back when it is no longer free. They announce the Hooker Holiday a few days in advance, to start on Friday night.

What happens next?

 

[slutindianwife]

lol lol lol

 

[sirhugs]

Maybe business is kinda slow for the local hookers, on account of Covid or the economy or whatever. So they decide to have a "sale." For one weekend, all hookers in town will work for FREE! They figure this will bring in some new customers, who hopefully will decide they like it and keep coming back when it is no longer free. They announce the Hooker Holiday a few days in advance, to start on Friday night.

What happens next?

wouldn't a "buy one get one free" sale be better marketing? doesn't match the title suggestion, but might be a viable idea.

 

[DanDraper]

Seeing the comments here about covid, maybe that could be a good story. Because of the pandemic, business has been so slow for hookers that even the pimps felt they had no choice but to give them some time off.



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[Zeb_Carter]

I maintain social distancing at all times.

And my City has only 3 active cases of COVID, with a 70% vaccination rate.

Not what I meant.

They, the hookers, not wanting to catch a case of COVID, decide to take a vacation at the nearest resort. Their pimps foot the bill figuring they can make it up once at the resort by fucking all the other people there for a slightly higher price as now they are indoor hookers.

And my city has had a lower rate than any city with a mask mandate still in place. We no longer have to wear masks, except in hospital and doctors offices. Besides masks won't stop a virus from getting to you. It's all a placebo.

 

[Hypoxia]

wouldn't a "buy one get one free" sale be better marketing? doesn't match the title suggestion, but might be a viable idea.

The cynical version, which I've seen applied to other items: Buy one for the price of two and get the second FREE! Try that with gigolos, too.

Back to topic. Hookers' holiday might equate to busman's holiday: "A vacation or form of recreation that involves doing the same thing that one does at work." Street whores relocate from Metropolis to Tampa for the winter.

 

[sirhugs]

The cynical version, which I've seen applied to other items: Buy one for the price of two and get the second FREE! Try that with gigolos, too.

Back to topic. Hookers' holiday might equate to busman's holiday: "A vacation or form of recreation that involves doing the same thing that one does at work." Street whores relocate from Metropolis to Tampa for the winter.

Does Superman winter there also?

 

[Carnevil9]

Maybe "Hooker Holiday" is more about golfers than prostitutes?

 

[sirhugs]

Maybe "Hooker Holiday" is more about golfers than prostitutes?

maybe the prostitutes are lurking in the woods for the errant golfers?

 

[ChuckWolf]

"Hooker Holiday" could be an occasional event where the hookers take a day off to blow off some steam and raise hell at a bar or strip club (female or male), aggressively flirting with the performers, waiters/waitresses, bartenders or fellow customers.

 

[sirhugs]

My son's theory is that it was because welfare checks came out Friday, so the street hookers fed their habits off those checks for the weekend. Not sure how that helps or harms a story idea.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Sex workers decide to unionize and a worldwide strike occurs, even in places where sex work is legal. No new porn being uploaded. OFs become strictly non-lewd for the duration, artists start making SFW art only in solidarity, no new erotica, until their demands are met: legalization worldwide (both selling and purchasing), Apple and PayPal cannot deny access or payment to sex workers, full protections for trans and queer persons, and porn reupload and leak sites are to be criminalized and shut down.

Of course everyone scoffs at this and governments refuse to take the claims seriously…then a week later and even the congressmen and women and parliament members who take bribes and lobbyist money for evangelical groups can’t contain it anymore and begin drafting bills and meeting with union leaders since even with their lobbyist friends throwing their wives and daughters at them, they want their favorite prostitutes back.

It leads to a full on revolution as cops who try to kidnap and rape sex workers wind up strung up as the populace takes the sex workers sides for once. When CEOs bawk at changing their anti-sex work policies, they get guillotined in the streets as people want to go back to enjoying new porn and content.

When the demands are finally met, there’s a massive celebration and everyone goes out to enjoy totally legal smut and purchased sex.

Magazines take pictures of the Union leaders and call them: “The whores who edged the world.”

And a holiday is created in remembrance of the event.

 

[Joe_Doe_Stories]

Political Convention

The Republican Party is having its convention next week, when the hookers go on strike, declaring a hooker holiday. Panicked at the dire consequences this could have on both the convention and the big money donors, the city presses city workers, including female police officers and firefighters, to work as streetwalker scabs. The Mayor does her part, trading in her blue suit for a tube top and boots, as do a number of the female anchors of conservative news channels, eager to do their parts. "Spread Your Legs for Democracy" becomes the rallying cry that saves the convention.

 

[Hypoxia]

The Republican Party is having its convention next week, when the hookers go on strike, declaring a hooker holiday.

Truth: the Latter-Day Saints (don't call-em Mormons any more!) are based on the Book of Mormon supposedly discovered by convicted con-man Joe Smith at Hill Cumorah outside Palmyra, New York, set along the Erie Canal between Syracuse and Rochester. The don't-call-em-Mormons hold an annual gathering there. All the bars and brothels within ten miles shut down -- a hooker-and-hangover holiday -- while those beyond that radius do land-office business.

Thus a Hooker Holiday at a convention site just means the attendees just have to travel further for a fuck.

BTW Winston Churchill's mother was from Palmyra. Coincidence, or fate?

 

[sirhugs]

Truth: the Latter-Day Saints (don't call-em Mormons any more!) are based on the Book of Mormon supposedly discovered by convicted con-man Joe Smith at Hill Cumorah outside Palmyra, New York, set along the Erie Canal between Syracuse and Rochester. The don't-call-em-Mormons hold an annual gathering there. All the bars and brothels within ten miles shut down -- a hooker-and-hangover holiday -- while those beyond that radius do land-office business.

Thus a Hooker Holiday at a convention site just means the attendees just have to travel further for a fuck.

BTW Winston Churchill's mother was from Palmyra. Coincidence, or fate?

annnd... that's how rumours get started that Lady Churchill was a hooker!

 

[HectorBidon]

Hooker Holiday.

One thinks of Never on Sunday.

"But never, never on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday, 'cause that's my day of rest."

 

[sirhugs]

One thinks of Never on Sunday.

"But never, never on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday, 'cause that's my day of rest."

only the tentacle monsters work Sunday?

 

[Hypoxia]

only the tentacle monsters work Sunday?

The overtime pay gets rather monstrous, too. No discounts.

Meanwhile, what do pimps do on their hookers' days off? Other than post stories on LIT, that is.

 

[sirhugs]

The overtime pay gets rather monstrous, too. No discounts.

Meanwhile, what do pimps do on their hookers' days off? Other than post stories on LIT, that is.

they polish the chrome on the caddy of course.

 

[Thalius]

The Republican Party is having its convention next week, when the hookers go on strike, declaring a hooker holiday. Panicked at the dire consequences this could have on both the convention and the big money donors, the city presses city workers, including female police officers and firefighters, to work as streetwalker scabs. The Mayor does her part, trading in her blue suit for a tube top and boots, as do a number of the female anchors of conservative news channels, eager to do their parts. "Spread Your Legs for Democracy" becomes the rallying cry that saves the convention.

I find the idea really good!


My first thought was that it has become fashionable that people who normally do not work in the horizontal business perform a "hooker - holiday" and prostitute themselves publicly for a day. Since supply and demand is so different from normal, and of course the amateurs offer themselves for very low prices, the normal curbside swallows take a day off.

One could take that as a national holiday, say to the honor of a woman, which offered at the time of the occupation again and again your services to the enemy officers and thus the Necessary Iformation to the victory could capture.

 

[Hypoxia]

'Holiday' means "holy day" so let's have a tale of temple prostitutes taking-off a Sabbath for freelancing, minus their pastors/pimps. Or let's have the Hooker Holy Day as when secular hourly gals leave their streetcorners and head into parishes to distract priests from little boys. Or let's have a splinter church name more than one patroness-saintess of paid sex workers. Holy cervixes at Santa Fornicata's festivities, FTW!

 

[sirhugs]

I find the idea really good!


My first thought was that it has become fashionable that people who normally do not work in the horizontal business perform a "hooker - holiday" and prostitute themselves publicly for a day. Since supply and demand is so different from normal, and of course the amateurs offer themselves for very low prices, the normal curbside swallows take a day off.

One could take that as a national holiday, say to the honor of a woman, which offered at the time of the occupation again and again your services to the enemy officers and thus the Necessary Iformation to the victory could capture.

Lit apparently has some arcane rules about portraying political figures. I don't know how they would feel about political parties.