hobbit! saw this and thought of you :p

[butters]

https://imgur.com/gallery/qGlpRWg

 

[rockcasbah]

Pity bump.

 

[torchthebitch]

There I was, a-digging this hole
A hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was
There was I, digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep
When along, comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head
Well we looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said Do you mind if I make a suggestion? Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long
And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong I ask, what a liberty eh
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all I was worth
There was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shovel and sighed Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied I just couldn't bear, to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square
And if you disagree it doesn't bother me
That's the place where the holes gonna be Well there we were, discussing this hole
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was
Well it's not there now, the ground's all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat And that's that

Bernard Cribbins

 

[Champakian]

What did hobbit! see and why did he think of me?

 

[rockcasbah]

Maybe she just wants to go home.

 

[hobbit.]

https://imgur.com/gallery/qGlpRWg

ignore the others, they are simply jealous

sadly i cant open it to my firewalli is blocking it, it looks like a hole or a lost dog, maybe a hole for a lost dog?

Anyway had some good news, when i had to close down the firewalking business i was at a loose end, BUT i now have plans to relaunch the business, post Brexit, in Europe, ''Fire walking in Greece'' will be available soon. stil got the old first aid box and some other bits of kit.

 

[butters]

There I was, a-digging this hole
A hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was
There was I, digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep
When along, comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head
Well we looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said Do you mind if I make a suggestion? Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long
And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong I ask, what a liberty eh
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all I was worth
There was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shovel and sighed Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied I just couldn't bear, to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square
And if you disagree it doesn't bother me
That's the place where the holes gonna be Well there we were, discussing this hole
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was
Well it's not there now, the ground's all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat And that's that

Bernard Cribbins

i remember that!

 

[butters]

ignore the others, they are simply jealous

sadly i cant open it to my firewalli is blocking it, it looks like a hole or a lost dog, maybe a hole for a lost dog?

Anyway had some good news, when i had to close down the firewalking business i was at a loose end, BUT i now have plans to relaunch the business, post Brexit, in Europe, ''Fire walking in Greece'' will be available soon. stil got the old first aid box and some other bits of kit.

this was the gist:

the timing of posts couldn't have been better

15 unethical hacks you'd never think of
time: 1.09

to bury a body, dig twice as deep and then bury a large dog half way above it


next post:

this is jaxx (includes pics of big black dog)
he has been missing since (date ) from (place) and we miss him

as to the sad old hacks, they're on ignore and have been for a long long time... yet still they beg for attention, bless their hearts.


firewalking? lol now burying a body in the firepit, about 4' down, should do the job *nods*

 

[oggbashan]

Where best to bury a body? In a freshly used grave of course... (thank you Dorothy M Sayers and her novel 'The Nine Tailors).

There will be room above the coffin and no one would notice that the freshly backfilled earth had been replaced.

 

[hobbit.]

Where best to bury a body? In a freshly used grave of course... (thank you Dorothy M Sayers and her novel 'The Nine Tailors).

There will be room above the coffin and no one would notice that the freshly backfilled earth had been replaced.

Amateur

the best way to dispose of unwanted human matter is cremation. the best person to have as a friend is either an undertaker or crematorium worker. room in the coffin? no problem - the body doesnt need to be in one piece it just needs to fit in the coffin. try to go for a friday cremation also , mon to thurs ones dont neccasarily go ahead at the time and can be delayed for a few days, friday ones go ahead though (pending cremation units not being put out of action the day before due to, oh lets say, an exploding pacemaker battery not removed. twats.

this method also makes future autopsies useless and removes most DNA.

Burial? not recommended, but put the remains of the deceased in with a genuine named body. no point in going shallow or risking redigging the grave. again though a trusty under taker is recommended, risks exhumation and later autopsies.

feeding to pigs has been well discussed on here so no needs little further exploration - eco friendly though.

 

[hobbit.]

firewalking? lol now burying a body in the firepit, about 4' down, should do the job *nods*

avoid pallets, the nails show up on metal detectors.