Best "Reasons" not to Vaccinate

[ishtat]

1 "They put one of those chip things in you and they can get to your Bank account."

2. "It's poison. It will change my DNA."

Best reasons you have heard?

 

[silver gurl]

3. The vaccine has killed more people than Covid.

 

[rae121452]

'it contains a tracking device so that bill gates will always be able to tell where you are and what you are doing.' i overheard that one in dollar tree.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I believe in thinning the herd.

 

[RoryN]

Best reasons you have heard?

I can brag to my MAGA friends that I didn't get it.

I can piss liberals off by not getting it.

Not getting it makes me a loyal Trumpublican.

Oddly enough, they don't cite these reasons once they're on a respirator.

 

[juttjaw]

I can brag to my MAGA friends that I didn't get it.

I can piss liberals off by not getting it.

Not getting it makes me a loyal Trumpublican.

Oddly enough, they don't cite these reasons once they're on a respirator.

Ive heard the trump one. I rebut with "trump was one of the first Americans to get it!". Of course, everything documented is false and everything they want to preach is true. Nothing new there.

 

[Champakian]

When Trump was president you swore up and down that
you would never take the Trump vaccine...

But, you don't mind being labeled as a hypocrite
now that the same damned vaccine
is the Biden "miracle."

 

[FGB]

Dead people don't need a vaccine.

HEY NOW!

 

[MNGuy]

"The COVID-19 vaccine will weaken our immunity system, so when the Chinese release COVID-23, it will wipe out everyone that is not Chinese, and then they will take over the world. That's why the Chinese have a different vaccine than ours."

From a crazy client.

 

[islandman]

"COVID-19 is a LARP designed to bend the masses to the will of the Illuminati who control world governments. What better way to seize total power than to be the only supplier of the thing that will keep them alive."

 

[Chernosoth]

I am waiting to see which side is right, or less wrong, or less dead. I expect some people will be right and still die.

The graphene bit I heard from my brother sounds like BS, but he can make anything sound like BS.

 

[AMYJB1972]

So what ever happened to "my body, my choice?" Actually fits this since the chance of causing a death is much less.

 

[spacekowboy]

"A chiropractor that has a YouTube channel told me not to."

 

[spacekowboy]

When Trump was president you swore up and down that
you would never take the Trump vaccine...

But, you don't mind being labeled as a hypocrite
now that the same damned vaccine
is the Biden "miracle."

You cry an awful lot for a self professed "tough guy".

 

[DeluxAuto]

When Trump was president you swore up and down that
you would never take the Trump vaccine...

But, you don't mind being labeled as a hypocrite
now that the same damned vaccine
is the Biden "miracle."

You're mad at people who adjust their stance due to changing science. Who said they would never take the vaccine underTrump's regime?

 

[rockcasbah]

What’s the correct pronoun to use on dead anti-vaxers?

 

[AMYJB1972]

What’s the correct pronoun to use on dead anti-vaxers?

Well, unless they have other health issues, their chance of dying is low. So how about unlucky or the deceased tissue?

Their Body / Their Choice afterall.

 

[Dougos]

1. Waiting to see the long term effects.

2. Causes sterility in young women. One of my favorites, I want to see the study out since it’s been available to young women that can’t get pregnant.

3. Doesn’t have full approval yet.

 

[stickygirl]

Jesus was never vaccinated

 

[silver gurl]

So what ever happened to "my body, my choice?" Actually fits this since the chance of causing a death is much less.

You are putting others in danger. It’s not all about you

 

[Kimikimidoll]

Had a talk with a girl who was asking me what reasons she could give to not vaccinate herself and her mom, who both have chronic conditions. When I told her that having those health issues actually puts them at high risk of getting and dying of COVID and hence all the more reason they should DEFINITELY get vaccinated, she dropped this gem of a line on me:

“No, you don’t understand; if I get vaccinated, I won’t be able to wear a mask! Don’t masks protect us?”

What even…

 

[AngelWingz]

I'd say the funniest reason I heard was because that was how the kill chip is put inside you so when they want you to die all they have to do is push a button.

On the side of actual good reasons I know a couple trying to conceive and planning to have many children and I believe it's been shown to interfere with the ability to do such.

 

[Chernosoth]

Jesus was never vaccinated

I thought my brother had become less religious, but today he said vaccines go against the bible. He tossed that in after ranting about communism.

 

[Dougos]

I'd say the funniest reason I heard was because that was how the kill chip is put inside you so when they want you to die all they have to do is push a button.

On the side of actual good reasons I know a couple trying to conceive and planning to have many children and I believe it's been shown to interfere with the ability to do such.

Do you have a link to the infertility report?

 

[neci]

it's made from dead baby parts, and if you will go to hell for supporting the murder of babies.