I’ve had ENOUGH of watching porn when…

[docisin]

I look at the furniture, and think, “hey, that’s a nice couch!”

Keep it going….

 

[windwater]

I can predict every position change down to the minute...

 

[docisin]

Someone’s whole bare ass is on the kitchen counter and nobody bothers to wash and sanitize the surface.

Lol. Nice….

 

[twister947]

I think, "That's just silly."

 

[HordHolm]

The blow-jobs sound like someone energetically using a sink plunger.

 

[docisin]

The blow-jobs sound like someone energetically using a sink plunger.

Lol. Nice.

 

[Mr_Neb]

• At the first faux gagging sound.
• When the gal is stroking the guys cock so hard and fast it looks more painful than enjoyable.
• When a perfectly good fuck is inexplicably stopped so the combatants can quickly changed positions to where he is feverishly jerking himself off and she looks like is a baby bird waiting for something to be shoved down her gullet.
• Anal (sorry, just not my thing)
• When the ratio of tatted to untatted skin is greater than 10%
• When either one of them during the "heat of passion" looks like they are thinking about what they'll have for dinner afterwards
• Rock hard bolt on tits when each moves as one solid mass
• When either of them looks like they have never actually had real passionate sex with anyone in their lives

 

[docisin]

• At the first faux gagging sound.
• When the gal is stroking the guys cock so hard and fast it looks more painful than enjoyable.
• When a perfectly good fuck is inexplicably stopped so the combatants can quickly changed positions to where he is feverishly jerking himself off and she looks like is a baby bird waiting for something to be shoved down her gullet.
• Anal (sorry, just not my thing)
• When the ratio of tatted to untatted skin is greater than 10%
• When either one of them during the "heat of passion" looks like they are thinking about what they'll have for dinner afterwards
• Rock hard bolt on tits when each moves as one solid mass
• When either of them looks like they have never actually had real passionate sex with anyone in their lives

Yeah, the “faux gagging sound.” Total turn off….time to read a book..

 

[WhO2]

I look at the furniture, and think, “hey, that’s a nice couch!”

Keep it going….

The deck I built on our previous house was one I had seen in a porn pic. Couldn't even show my wife the original picture.

 

[FGB]

This small woman...small built too, takes a monster cock rammed home to the balls and doesn't make a sound or facial expression.

People going, MOTHER FUCKER! DID YOU SEE THAT?

He would stampede a heard of cattle and she didn't even blink!

How does she do that?

 

[J_Bone]

When I start questioning my performance because my wife’s not constantly screaming at the top of her lungs.

 

[J_Bone]

*****

 

[ericrodman101]

The deck I built on our previous house was one I had seen in a porn pic. Couldn't even show my wife the original picture.

And the wallpaper looks like the apartment I rented as a student.

 

[magicalmoments]

When I start questioning my performance because my wife’s not constantly screaming at the top of her lungs.

I have some understanding of this one, My ex wife did scream, from shortly after a cock went into her through multi orgasms. This was just her, she was not influenced by porn, we'd been married 20 years before she ever saw porn. She was just a screamer.
I found it difficult to adjust to women who didn't scream throughout the event, questioned my performance.
It's a strange old world.

 

[docisin]

When I start questioning my performance because my wife’s not constantly screaming at the top of her lungs.

Lol. Exactly….

 

[rae121452]

when i think, "i hope they change that bedspread before the next person rents the room."

 

[PapaRomantic]

I realize it's another faceless pic or vid.

 

[stickygirl]

...when I find I'm trying to recognise the guitar hanging on the wall behind them

 

[UtilityCurve]

Yeah, the “faux gagging sound.” Total turn off….time to read a book..

Yeah. Total turn-off. I would never want a woman I was with (have, or feel she had) to be gagged to give me pleasure.

Yes, I've "fucked a girl's mouth." But she had a hand on my hip and she pushed me away if she began to choke or gag--and I wouldn't have had it any other way. (I wanted every memory of me cumming in her mouth to be a sweet, pussy-wetting one.)

Am I a wimp? I don't think so.

 

[stickygirl]

... I wonder who gets to patch the holes left by the stilettos

 

[haventdonethat]

... I wonder who gets to patch the holes left by the stilettos

^^^ This.

High heels/stilettos do not belong in bed!

 

[Firedog78]

When anything incestuous is said or implied. Big turn off.

 

[asianmom42]

When anything incestuous is said or implied. Big turn off.

When I know the ending...

 

[UtilityCurve]

... I wonder who gets to patch the holes left by the stilettos

If a new sheet is the price of her wearing sexy heels, I'd consider it the equivalent of buying Amazon at the IPO price.

 

[stickygirl]

You wonder if it was the model or the surgeon that opted for a size too big