Cock Talk

[default24]

Oh. My. God.

NO.

That would be a metaphorical tail. METAPHORICAL.



I hope she has orgasms spilling out of her ears.

(See? I can be kinky. )

I hope so too!
Psssh what are you playing coy for? You've got kind for days Enny!
They say the quiet ones always are...

 

[Endless_Night]

I hope so too!
Psssh what are you playing coy for? You've got kind for days Enny!
They say the quiet ones always are...

I am gonna assume you meant *kink* there.

Well, yeah, sort of, but it's so uber niche.


I was trying to act all mainstream kinky. Because I hear that's what people are into these days. Ear orgasms.


(I am so making this up as I go. )

Huuuuuuuuuuuuush!

 

[Endless_Night]

Apologies for the highjack, Hotwords!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Apologies for the highjack, Hotwords!!!

I enjoyed it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What’s in your pants?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec2c6465542198a243532e99b8d643aa/67a62866dc131613-a6/s500x750/d9422409681d1f7f150bd106c0dbdf82118e3431.jpg

The Jockstrap was invented in 1874 due to cobblestone streets and the pounding your boys would take whilst riding a bike. They were known as Bike Jockey Straps, later shortened to jockstraps. I think Bike was the company name more than they were strictly for riding bikes, but I’m not sure—I barely researched this.

I got my first (and only) jockstrap when I was a kid playing pee-wee baseball. My mom insisted I wear one, or maybe it was a requirement to play? I don’t know, but I was mortified when we went to the store and she asked the guy which one to buy. I wanted nothing to do with wearing it and it was also extremely uncomfortable.

I never understood how crushing my nuts was protecting them. Also the straps in the back . . . what the hell?

The best part of wearing them was that we didn’t understand there was a difference between a jockstrap and a cup, so we all hit each other in the nuts only to find out that it really doesn’t protect like a cup. Lots of laughter and bruised balls.

When I was 20ish I experimented with boxers. Like, the old timey ones. I thought they were cool for a very brief period, but they were a little too freeing. After I sat on my balls a couple times while getting into my car, I decided to go with the boxer briefs. They were okay, but again, a little too constrictive.

Finally, one glorious day I discovered the knit boxers. They have the freedom of the boxer with the support and comfort of the boxer briefs.

What is your favorite underwear?
Do you ever go commando?
Is there a need for jockstraps anymore or have they been replaced by boxer briefs?
Do you think jockstraps are sexy?
What is the sexiest underwear?
What is the most practical underwear?
Do you have funny underwear, themed or personalized underwear?
Tell us what you have (and prefer) under men’s pantaloons.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I got all excited, because horror movie monsters!

And then it went in a direction I should have been, but wasn't, expecting.

Point made, though. You never see that, errr, particular aspect exploited in film. And you'd sorta think there'd be a lot to exploit.

Also, do you have a link? I want that Bigfoot picture and I'm too lazy to go looking.


(And is it me, or is that Bigfoot wearing shoes?)

You want a picture of Bigfoot’s penis?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Gloryholes

Thank you to the LIT man who gave me permission to post his experience with gloryholes.

In my early 20's (I'm currently 60) gloryholes were a standard in many adult book stores (ABS) nationwide that offered video viewing booths.

I was in the military, the town in which I was stationed had a well-known ABS that included several gloryholes frequented by men, women, and occasionally couples. Not having a girlfriend at the time, and tired of taking things into my own hands, I wandered in late one night to get off into a warm mouth. I don’t think I cared too much the gender of the mouth on the other side of the wall as long as I got off.

Probably not the safest thing to do at the time, but safe-sex was not as important as it would become a few years later with the spread of HIV/AIDS, especially to someone who had travelled to many of the exotic “ports-of-call” along the western pacific rim.

That was the only such visit to that establishment. A few months later I met the woman who would become my wife (now of 36 years).

Fast forward a number of years…

I had discovered I enjoyed sucking cock (yes, the wife was/is aware). Most ABS’s no longer have gloryholes. There are men who enjoy exchanging blowjobs but want to maintain a certain level of anonymity so they set up “private” gloryholes. Over the years I’ve been too few to both give and get head.

While not as prolific as they were in the 80’s, gloryholes are still out there, one just has to know where and how to look.

They are not a myth!

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is awesome. Thanks so much for sharing. Now, of course, I have a million other questions, but I’ll just appreciate the honest response.

Thank you both!

 

[Uccellacci]

What’s in your pants?
...

A few answers:
What is your favorite underwear? Bikini briefs.
Do you ever go commando? Frequently.
Is there a need for jockstraps anymore or have they been replaced by boxer briefs? Certainly if you need a cup for sports (rugby, etc.)..
Do you think jockstraps are sexy? They can be.
What is the sexiest underwear? Tanga (thong), for either sex.
What is the most practical underwear? For me, the bikini brief. Small, inconspicuous, comfortable, supportive but not restricting.
Do you have funny underwear, themed or personalized underwear? No. A friend once gave me an elephant trunk g-string, but I only wore it to amuse her.
Tell us what you have (and prefer) under men’s pantaloons.
Currently, nothing.

 

[hotoldrguy]

What is your favorite underwear? boxerbriefs[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT]
Do you ever go commando? occasionally
Is there a need for jockstraps anymore or have they been replaced by boxer briefs? I do not do any sports I would need a jockstrap for
Do you think jockstraps are sexy? no
What is the sexiest underwear? I do not think of mens' underwear as sexy
What is the most practical underwear? boxerbriefs
Do you have funny underwear, themed or personalized underwear? nope just gray or navy blue
Tell us what you have (and prefer) under men’s pantaloons. WTF are pantaloons?

 

[hotwords229_A]

[WTF are pantaloons?[/COLOR]

Pantaloons plural
a : wide breeches worn especially in England during the reign of Charles II
b : close-fitting trousers usually having straps passing under the instep and worn especially in the 19th century
3 : loose-fitting usually shorter than ankle-length trousers

This thread is all about learning.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Probably stuck in a glory hole somewhere.

Can you imagine if all the mythical creatures were in the same place having an orgy?
That would be the find of the century!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

You want a picture of Bigfoot’s penis?

Cut that out!

* * *

I must say I did a serious double take when reading those v ads. "No Buckles."

Buckles? There were buckles?!

*mind blown*

What’s in your pants?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec2c6465542198a243532e99b8d643aa/67a62866dc131613-a6/s500x750/d9422409681d1f7f150bd106c0dbdf82118e3431.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

Cut that out!

* * *

I must say I did a serious double take when reading those v ads. "No Buckles."

Buckles? There were buckles?!

*mind blown*

Imagine how uncomfortable a codpiece was!

 

[Endless_Night]

What is your favorite underwear? Presumably you're asking about my tase in mens'? That would be knit boxers. I have been known, back in the day, to wear boxers with a teeshirt as sleepwear. So fashionista.
Do you ever go commando? Yes.
Is there a need for jockstraps anymore or have they been replaced by boxer briefs. No idea.
Do you think jockstraps are sexy?I am not entirely recalling what they look like, but I'm going with no.
What is the sexiest underwear? Knit boxers.
What is the most practical underwear? Errr…briefs? Guessing, as I'm not properly equipped to make that kind of assessment.
Do you have funny underwear, themed or personalized underwear?No. But I seem to remember some Underoo conversation in the EC thread. They're a thing!
Tell us what you have (and prefer) under men’s pantaloons. ………..Are we talking Regency here?

Best I can do under the circumstances.

 

[Endless_Night]

Probably stuck in a glory hole somewhere.

Hahahahaha!

Imagine how uncomfortable a codpiece was!

No. I really cannot even go there!

 

[Endless_Night]

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They are not a myth!

Wow. Crazy interesting. Thank you (person of experience) for sharing! And you, too, hotoldrguy for all that information gathering.

Pantaloons plural
a : wide breeches worn especially in England during the reign of Charles II
b : close-fitting trousers usually having straps passing under the instep and worn especially in the 19th century
3 : loose-fitting usually shorter than ankle-length trousers

This thread is all about learning.

https://janeaustensworld.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/1830-linen-pantaloon-1830-40-met.jpg

 

[hotoldrguy]

Pantaloons plural
a : wide breeches worn especially in England during the reign of Charles II
b : close-fitting trousers usually having straps passing under the instep and worn especially in the 19th century
3 : loose-fitting usually shorter than ankle-length trousers

This thread is all about learning.

and I thought 3. were what they used to call pedal pushers, clam diggers or there is a more recent name capri. But girls wore them....

 

[hotoldrguy]

The weird thing about jockstraps. We had to where them for high school and college gym class. I think the purpose was to prevent strains (?) they were mesh material so did not have the kind of protection a cup would have for impact.

But if it was to prevent strains, why did they have the guys swim naked?

 

[Endless_Night]

< But if it was to prevent strains, why did they have the guys swim naked?

Ummm……………

What?


(I can't even figure out what emoji to use.)

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ummm……………

What?


(I can't even figure out what emoji to use.)

yep. even swim classes at the YMCA and in college.

 

[hotwords229_A]

and I thought 3. were what they used to call pedal pushers, clam diggers or there is a more recent name capri. But girls wore them....

I only pretend to be intelligent. The reason I know the word pantaloons is because Bart Simpson said it in the witch episode of one of their Halloween Treehouse of Horrors. He wanted to convince everyone in church that Lisa was a witch that put a spell on him and he says “must . . . drop . . . pantaloons.”

The weird thing about jockstraps. We had to where them for high school and college gym class. I think the purpose was to prevent strains (?) they were mesh material so did not have the kind of protection a cup would have for impact.

But if it was to prevent strains, why did they have the guys swim naked?

I’ve heard of this “guys swim naked” thing. I still don’t get it, but it is interesting. I thought showering naked together was embarrassing, I can’t imagine swimming naked, wondering who might walk through the door . . .

 

[AnnyMouse28]

What is your favorite underwear? - Briefs because they show off that package

What is the sexiest underwear? - see above

 

[hotwords229_A]

Best I can do under the circumstances.

I try to put questions in for everybody while realizing they won’t apply to all with the hopes that they interest some and possibly inspire others to ask better questions than I can think of. Basically I just come up with strange topics and hope they go somewhere.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you think jockstraps are sexy?I am not entirely recalling what they look like, but I'm going with no.

Don’t make me find a pic to jog your memory