Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
I’m so sorry, Naughty. :(

As far as the question, I’ve done both. Not intervened and cried over it, and intervened, with and without consequences. I have a couple of *consequential* scars, including one that runs the length of an eyebrow.


I want to be Corbal. Just for one day. Pretty please.


< And I owe it, to myself and to the others I let down at some point, to put myself, however broken and battered I may be, between someone and something they shouldn't have to find what it's like to endure.

:rose:
 
I've managed to get two neighbors that LOVE to beat on their wives. One wife can hold her own and tears shit up... the other, not so much. I can't do anything when it happens in their home because I don't know its happening, but when these people get out in their front yards and are going at it, I call the cops, and then go outside and get right in the middle of their shit. No man is going to beat on his wife in my presence, and if I can't whoop his ass, my GLOCK can.

For other situations, I step in when I think I need to, and if a child is involved, well... all bets are off. Last year when we were working out in our garage b/c of the pandemic, my asshole-wife-punching neighbor (who is now in prison) was outside trying to teach his daughter to roller-skate. She was terrified, crying, and about 7 years old. We were doing farmer's carries down the street and back and he was ripping on her, not physically abusing her, but def getting down on her mentally. I listened each time I made a pass, and on my last go I had heard enough. I dropped my kettlebells, grabbed her hand and walked side-by-side with her while she rolled on the sidewalk. When we got to the end, I turned right back around and told his big, dumb ass to chill the fuck out talking to her like that or me and his wife were gonna take turns hitting his bitch ass with a baseball bat.

My point is; one day someone is going to kill me for chesting up to a man. :D That knowledge won't stop me from doing what's fucking right.

long way of getting there, but interesting none the less. i’m bettin’ that ain’t nobody gonna kill you for chesting up to a man. ‘specially if you’re totin’ that Glock. and, you need to move.
 
Hey, Assholes!

Do you like anal?
Giving or receiving?
Finger, toy, friend?
Alone or with a pal?
How did you lose your rearginity?
Did you like it the first time or did it grow on you?
Is it something you do for your partner more than yourself?
Hey, Ladies—have you used a strap-on on someone? Is that physically pleasurable for you? Or is it more of a “control” thing?

Also, what’s the deal with sucking on a strap-on? Who is this for? The girl can’t feel it and the guy has rubber in his mouth. Why?
Don’t get me wrong, if that strap-on was made out of ice cream sandwich I’d slurp on it all day long. :D
 
Hey, Assholes!

Do you like anal?
Giving or receiving?
Finger, toy, friend?
Alone or with a pal?
How did you lose your rearginity?
Did you like it the first time or did it grow on you?
Is it something you do for your partner more than yourself?
Hey, Ladies—have you used a strap-on on someone? Is that physically pleasurable for you? Or is it more of a “control” thing?

Also, what’s the deal with sucking on a strap-on? Who is this for? The girl can’t feel it and the guy has rubber in his mouth. Why?
Don’t get me wrong, if that strap-on was made out of ice cream sandwich I’d slurp on it all day long. :D


I wanna play if thats ok!
• I quite like anal, thank you!
• I've only reviewed but I would give if a partner was down.
• Fingers, toys, and friends (by friends do you mean cook or tongues because....both)
• Everything is more fun with friends but alone play can hit different and make me feel different things.
• I lost my rearginity (you need to ©️ that immediately) as a sweet young Christian girl who thought somehow her virginity would be maintained. So silly. I never had a pregnancy scare though so at least my uterus was maintained.
• It look a few minutes to feel good but I liked it immediately. I've never cum from just anal though. I wonder if I could? 🤔
• No one's ever had to beg me. If you ask and I'm feeling it, we are and if I ask and you're feeling we are!
• I haven't used a strap on....yet. I may have one in a basket somewhere ;) I think some strap ons (like the one in question were built to be pleasurable for both). The sucking I think is more symbolic or soothing for those with oral inclinations.

Please let me know when the Sundae Strap On is available to the public. 🍨
 
I wanna play if thats ok!

You mean with your butt? It’s okay by me ;)

All good/interesting answers.

I should also have asked about shame/embarrassment.

I’m sure a lot of people aren’t super open about talking about their butthole adventures. It’s always been a bit of a taboo, but that’s kind of the fun of it. As a guy, I’m supposed to be too manly to, ironically, take it like a man. But fuck that, I want to get poked in the pooper! From everything I’ve read and heard, prostate stimulation is the male g-spot and, if that’s true, get in there honey and look for it! I’d like to get fucked in the ass (with a strap-on) while eating another girl’s pussy, just to see how it feels and if I can focus at the same time. I don’t see getting spit-roasted by two girls as humiliating or submissive—on the contrary, it would be an amazing challenge!

Sign me up!

Anyone else have the balls to take it in the ass?
Are you embarrassed by it?
Intimidated?
Or do you embrace it like backing a custom van into a one car garage? :devil:
 
My friend. That is A LOT of questions! :eek:

*genuflects*




Let me just consolidate.

Nope. Nope. With a side of nope.
 
Hey, Assholes!

Do you like anal?
Giving or receiving?
Finger, toy, friend?
Alone or with a pal?
How did you lose your rearginity?
Did you like it the first time or did it grow on you?
Is it something you do for your partner more than yourself?
Hey, Ladies—have you used a strap-on on someone? Is that physically pleasurable for you? Or is it more of a “control” thing?

Also, what’s the deal with sucking on a strap-on? Who is this for? The girl can’t feel it and the guy has rubber in his mouth. Why?
Don’t get me wrong, if that strap-on was made out of ice cream sandwich I’d slurp on it all day long. :D
-Giving
-finger, toy or me depending on what she wants.
-Only done it alone. (with her)
-I never have and do not desire to.
-The first time was amazing.
-She let me do it...then stopped letting me
 
Hey, Assholes!

Do you like anal?
Giving or receiving?
Finger, toy, friend?
Alone or with a pal?
How did you lose your rearginity?
Did you like it the first time or did it grow on you?
Is it something you do for your partner more than yourself?
Hey, Ladies—have you used a strap-on on someone? Is that physically pleasurable for you? Or is it more of a “control” thing?

Also, what’s the deal with sucking on a strap-on? Who is this for? The girl can’t feel it and the guy has rubber in his mouth. Why?
Don’t get me wrong, if that strap-on was made out of ice cream sandwich I’d slurp on it all day long. :D

- Yes
- Both
- Finger, toy (I don't understand the friend part)
- With someone else. Though it has been ok alone too.
- With a man :p
- Yes, I did.
- If we both want it.
- No, I have not. I thought about it when someone asked me (as a hypothetical question), but I am not sure I would. I don't think it's for me.
- I have no clue. I've never done it. I think what PLP said might be the answer.
 
My friend. That is A LOT of questions! :eek:

What can I say? I have many questions. :cool:

Can you tell the difference between “the real thing” or something rubber?
Guys have a prostrate, but what is the pleasure point for women?
Why do most people not want to talk about it?
Is it even a healthy thing to do?
How did it begin? Did some Neanderthal try to take some Neanderthette from behind and stuck it in the wrong hole?

So, so many questions. :D
 
Hey, Assholes!

Do you like anal?
Giving or receiving?
Finger, toy, friend?
Alone or with a pal?
How did you lose your rearginity?
Did you like it the first time or did it grow on you?
Is it something you do for your partner more than yourself?
Hey, Ladies—have you used a strap-on on someone? Is that physically pleasurable for you? Or is it more of a “control” thing?

Also, what’s the deal with sucking on a strap-on? Who is this for? The girl can’t feel it and the guy has rubber in his mouth. Why?
Don’t get me wrong, if that strap-on was made out of ice cream sandwich I’d slurp on it all day long. :D
-Yes
-receiving
-Fingers, toys, friends (I assume we mean his dick???)
-I rarely do anal play alone, other than butt plugs on occasion/tails
- how did I lose it? uh. He tripped and it slipped in???
- I Honestly don't remember the first time. I must have liked it, or I wouldn't have done it again.
-I tend to do it more for him, but there are times I truly crave it.
Never used a strap on. The idea can be hot, but also cause Anxiety.. What if I sucked lol
I don't get the sucking on a strap on.. Does nothing for me, either doing, or watching.
What can I say? I have many questions. :cool:

Can you tell the difference between “the real thing” or something rubber?
Guys have a prostrate, but what is the pleasure point for women?
Why do most people not want to talk about it?
Is it even a healthy thing to do?
How did it begin? Did some Neanderthal try to take some Neanderthette from behind and stuck it in the wrong hole?

So, so many questions. :D

-Can 100% tell the difference.
-I've never had an orgasm from Anal. Closest I came was a guy who was pierced, and FUCK ME.
-I don't have any problems talking about it. So I am not sure. I guess cause it's taboo
-Healthy? lol well. I guess it depends on how aggressive it can get. When you can barely walk the next day, you know it probably is going to hurt to go to the bathroom. TMI? :p
-Can't answer that ;)
 
What can I say? I have many questions. :cool:

Can you tell the difference between “the real thing” or something rubber?
Guys have a prostrate, but what is the pleasure point for women?
Why do most people not want to talk about it?
Is it even a healthy thing to do?
How did it begin? Did some Neanderthal try to take some Neanderthette from behind and stuck it in the wrong hole?

So, so many questions. :D

- Yes
- Brain
- Because it's intimate and private. Some people don't like to talk about it. Nothing wrong with that.
- Yes, if you don't want to.
 
How did it begin? Did some Neanderthal try to take some Neanderthette from behind and stuck it in the wrong hole?

Maybe some Neanderthal fancied another Neanderthal and thought "I've got a square peg, you've got a square hole, let's put them together, ug-ug!"

After that liaison, perhaps some Neanderthette thought "um, I have one of those holes too, how about me?"

... and then another Neanderthette thought, "hey, I could use this square ended stick on that first Neanderthal's square hole, and make it REALLY fun".

That would be the first known embarrassing case of "I tripped and fell on it".
 
Hotwords. Dude.

There is a slew of fabulous answers to this plethora of questions. Get your butt :)p) in here and interact and praise people!



Spoken as one who doesn't ask her own questions but critiques those that do. :D
 
Hotwords. Dude.

There is a slew of fabulous answers to this plethora of questions. Get your butt :)p) in here and interact and praise people!



Spoken as one who doesn't ask her own questions but critiques those that do. :D

I agree, there are a lot of great answers.
Things I find interesting:
1. Nobody (who answered) said they didn’t like it.
2. No guys specifically answered that they tried it, liked it, or are curious about it.
3. 100% of the people who answered (in some way) are people I already liked and like even more now.
4. We should all get in a conga line of anal and have a party. :nana:
 
I agree, there are a lot of great answers.
Things I find interesting:
1. Nobody (who answered) said they didn’t like it.
2. No guys specifically answered that they tried it, liked it, or are curious about it.
3. 100% of the people who answered (in some way) are people I already liked and like even more now.
4. We should all get in a conga line of anal and have a party. :nana:

Please put me in front of an average sized dick. 😜

Size totally matters.... too me. When it comes to anal. I don't want a big dick in my ass 😜
 
Welp. Now I'm just curious as to what was deleted^ :p


Interesting questions, HW. Educational. I knew this wasn't exactly an offbeat interest, but I didn't realized how common, and possibly how mainstream, interests ran.
 
Welp. Now I'm just curious as to what was deleted^ :p


Interesting questions, HW. Educational. I knew this wasn't exactly an offbeat interest, but I didn't realized how common, and possibly how mainstream, interests ran.

All the cool kids are doing it!
 
This is hardly a question of great import, but I’m curious….

(Like always. 😂 )

I ran across this sentiment several months back on social media.

"Even altruism is performed for the endorphin rush associated with the thought of good done.”

It rather took me aback. Not my definition of altruism. Even more surprising - at least to me - was how much agreement the comment garnered. I investigated further (meaning different people groups) and found the above to be a fairly common sentiment.

At that point I started thinking my definition of the word was wrong so I headed to dictionary.

1 - unselfish regard for or devotion to the welfare of others
2 - behavior by an animal that is not beneficial to or may be harmful to itself but that benefits others of its species

Nope. Pretty much what I thought.


This left me wondering if the meaning of the word is changing? Or if the word is misused so often that people no longer actually know the definition? Or is it just a form of modern day cynicism? Or what?
 
This is hardly a question of great import, but I’m curious….

(Like always. 😂 )

I ran across this sentiment several months back on social media.

"Even altruism is performed for the endorphin rush associated with the thought of good done.”

It rather took me aback. Not my definition of altruism. Even more surprising - at least to me - was how much agreement the comment garnered. I investigated further (meaning different people groups) and found the above to be a fairly common sentiment.

At that point I started thinking my definition of the word was wrong so I headed to dictionary.

1 - unselfish regard for or devotion to the welfare of others
2 - behavior by an animal that is not beneficial to or may be harmful to itself but that benefits others of its species

Nope. Pretty much what I thought.


This left me wondering if the meaning of the word is changing? Or if the word is misused so often that people no longer actually know the definition? Or is it just a form of modern day cynicism? Or what?


I think it’s more a point of view. I’ve always wondered if giving someone a gift makes you happy, then aren’t you really doing it for yourself?

It’s one of those thoughts that goes around and around until insanity sets in.

Do you define altruism as something that must be harmful or unpleasant to the person doing it?

That does seem to be the more classic use of the word. Or maybe not. I don’t know if I’ve ever used it in a sentence.
 
I've just always associated it with a personal cost, hence my confusion. The whole concept of *doing it for yourself* makes it…idk, not actually altruism? :confused:



Totally unrelated, but never used it in a sentence? Not even when, errr, typing?

:p

😂
 
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