Cock Talk

[Mtnmike]

I'd forgotten about toilet paper roll test, wasn't sure if it was real or not. If it is all I can say is wow, I've been worrying for nothing. Yes I've measured years ago out of curiosity, used a clothes measuring tape. First time I measured underneath then thought that couldn't be right, you can't get that part into her so then measured the top, which is what matters lol. Like you said, I to was pleasantly surprised with my girth, also with length, if the charts are correct.

 

[Stillrandy]

Very important. Prostate health is very important. Have you had yours checked lately fellas?

For better or for worse, I don't have one (prostate) anymore. It got radiated away some years ago. A negative is that I am like a ship without sailors: 'No Seaman'.

A positive of sorts is that there is no mess to deal with in the aftermath.

But I endorse the thought above about getting it checked; a PSA test is quick ande easy. At least I do not have to worry about ever getting prostate cancer (which is a real thing guys...).

 

[hotwords229_A]

Don’t forget to brush your dick.

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Penis health is a thing. We guys are notorious for not taking our health seriously. I’m guilty of this too. My arm hurt for about a year before I wondered what was wrong with it, I decided ignoring it was the best solution and, sure enough, eventually it stopped hurting—problem solved.

I realize this was stupid and if it were anyone else I would have told them to go to the doctor and have it checked, but since it’s me I just assumed I’m invincible.

Prostate cancer runs rampant in my family and I’ll have to have a finger in my butt at some point for serious reasons and not just the comedy of it all. This is something that we should address as a society (guys not worrying about health), but I think we need to approach it from a different angle.

Those commercials about feeling “weirdness in your legs? Ask your doctor if Limbotocin is right for you” don’t work on guys (generally speaking). You can’t really scare us into seeing a doctor (unless something is REALLY wrong). I think the health profession should approach dick health, and guy health in general, as more of a fun thing. Incentivize it.

Maybe a Buttmobile, where very attractive, but medically trained women, park in the parking lot at work and finger our buttholes while making comments about us not getting too hard and then giving us a sticker to wear the rest of the day that says “I got fingered at work and liked it”.

You know, something super childish.

More of us would probably go for that than scheduling a normal visit with some douchebag doctor who we have no respect for telling us what numbers the almighty AMA told him to tell us to worry about.

What do you think is a good way to get guys to care more about our health?
Do you (or your male SO) get dick checked regularly?
Can anyone figure out if masturbation is good for the prostate or bad for it? I’ve read both (I’ve also determined I’d rather die from too much jerking off than not enough jerking off).
Do you think the lack of demystifying the dick has led most guys to not wanting to talk about or think about their own body health? Or is it a macho thing?

 

[LAHomedog]

A friend of mine had vaginal surgery after having her first child because she said she couldn’t feel her husband as well as she could before.

I find how much of a guy I can take is often down to how wet I get and how close to orgasm I am. The nearer I am to orgasm the deeper he can get but once I orgasm, it tends to push him back out a little bit.

I think I am fortunate that a guy has never been playing down there and lost his watch

Biologically, when a woman is close to orgasm her vaginal tunnel expands and stretches. That is why you can accept more during those moments. There are a well document series of biological changes that occur to both male and female anatomy with the onset of an orgasm. Kinsey began most of that research.

 

[CuMex1]

My penis size is on the smaller side, 5 inches long and 4.5 girth erect, and I can’t give my wife an orgasm through penetration alone, however I drive her wild using my tongue and fingers. She also has a rather large buttocks (44” measured around) making certain positions more difficult to penetrate her than it would be to if I had a few more inches down there.

 

[Dom70]

I'd forgotten about toilet paper roll test, wasn't sure if it was real or not. If it is all I can say is wow, I've been worrying for nothing. Yes I've measured years ago out of curiosity, used a clothes measuring tape. First time I measured underneath then thought that couldn't be right, you can't get that part into her so then measured the top, which is what matters lol. Like you said, I to was pleasantly surprised with my girth, also with length, if the charts are correct.

and here I thought I was the only one that did the toilet paper roll thing growing up! LMAO! That's funny!

 

[LAHomedog]

and here I thought I was the only one that did the toilet paper roll thing growing up! LMAO! That's funny!

When I was a kid, the idea was passed around the sports field and in the locker room.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s a jungle down there.
AKA
Doing the Curly Shuffle

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It’s been raining here for the entire month of July. It’s hot and muggy and the humidity is through the roof. I have a job that keeps me in constant motion and that has led to some chafing where I prefer no chafing at all.

Balls and inner thighs are not friends during chafing season.

So it was time to shave. I love the feeling of my freshly shaved balls anyway. I know pube removal on guys can be a hot button topic that divides us into two camps and threatens to end democracy, but I’m curious about your thoughts and feelings about the balls you love.

Has anyone ever noticed that those stress balls they sell in stores just happen to feel like shaved nuts? Is that a coincidence? Or do my smooth balls have actual healing powers?

Do you shave down there? If so, to what extent?
Do you prefer bare, trimmed or a full blown Chewbacca?
Razor or powered clippers?
Any fun or funny shaving stories?
Do you trust someone else to shave you?
Ever shave a partner? Would you like to?

 

[AveryElle]

Balls and inner thighs are not friends during chafing season.

Buy MegaBabe Thigh Rescue. Available at target and online. I think they have a men’s version now because men are fragile and don’t want ‘mega babe’ on the bathroom counter. For any chafing, this shit is the best. My husband uses it on his chest when going on longer runs.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Buy MegaBabe Thigh Rescue. Available at target and online. I think they have a men’s version now because men are fragile and don’t want ‘mega babe’ on the bathroom counter. For any chafing, this shit is the best. My husband uses it on his chest when going on longer runs.

Thanks! I have some kind of no name, off brand, low rent, few years past its expiration date cheap ass lube for reasons very applicable to this thread. I don’t use it much (thus the expiration date) but it comes in handy for emergency purposes like this.

Good to know about Megababe, though. I think a great male version name would be Megaballs.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Thanks! I have some kind of no name, off brand, low rent, few years past its expiration date cheap ass lube for reasons very applicable to this thread. I don’t use it much (thus the expiration date) but it comes in handy for emergency purposes like this.

Good to know about Megababe, though. I think a great male version name would be Megaballs.

Surely your cock deserves better than off brand, cheap ass lube that’s been expired for a few years, no?

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is why you shouldn't get overexcited and buy lube in industrial quantities, it goes out of date

This is the correct answer. I’m not much of a lube guy, I prefer to make my own.
Every now and then it is necessary, so I keep some on hand (get it?).

Now that I think about it, I think it is hand moisturizer.

A Slippery Slope

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What is your “go to” lube?
Do you splurge on quality or use any axle grease available?
When jerking off, do you prefer lube or all natural?
What improvised lube have you used?

 

[Stillrandy]

What is your “go to” lube?
Do you splurge on quality or use any axle grease available?
When jerking off, do you prefer lube or all natural?
What improvised lube have you used?

I was once a fan of Coconut Oil, but have returned to generic, water based personal lube, drugstore brand. The water base makes it easier to clean up than the Coconut Oil. Drug store is close by.

I can recall using soap suds in the shower in a 'pinch'...

 

[hotwords229_A]

I guess I’m not pampering myself enough, but I like the raw skin on skin approach. Raw isn’t really the right word, but you know what I mean.

To be fair, I also don’t own Bandaids, Mycitracine, Tylenol, or most of the things just about everyone has. I’m not like a Unabomber or anything I just never seem to use or need the “pamper” stuff.

Quick tip: Electrical tape works perfectly for a cut. A few minutes and you can take it off and get on with your day.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Huddle up!

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Are circle jerks real?

I’ve always wondered if this is something that really happens or if it is just myth. Now of course I understand that plenty of guys have done this (I’ve seen the porn), but what came first, the “myth” or reality?

By that I mean I can’t imagine most guys ever taking part in something like this and yet I can at the same time.

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense—boys are super horny and inexperienced and girls are hard to have sex with (in the early days)
((and now )) so why not jerk off with your friends? It’s the perfect solution, it would come with no strings or emotion attached, and yet, most of us are way too homophobic at that age to do it or even think of it.

I found this article about circle jerking and it is kind of interesting.

Have you ever joined a circle jerk?
Do you know someone who has?
If your husband/boyfriend told you he did a lot of circle jerks back in the day would you want to hear more, or never know about it?
Do you jerk yourself off or grab the dick next to you? (Why be in a circle if you only touch yourself?)
Is a circle jerk sexual, just another competition, or both?
Are circle jerks more prevalent now because of porn or is there porn of circle jerks because they are more prevalent than I realize?

 

[hotwords229_A]

^^^ I have a strange feeling that this will be my least responded to question.

 

[SassySheDevil]

It’s a jungle down there.
AKA
Doing the Curly Shuffle


It’s been raining here for the entire month of July. It’s hot and muggy and the humidity is through the roof. I have a job that keeps me in constant motion and that has led to some chafing where I prefer no chafing at all.

Balls and inner thighs are not friends during chafing season.

So it was time to shave. I love the feeling of my freshly shaved balls anyway. I know pube removal on guys can be a hot button topic that divides us into two camps and threatens to end democracy, but I’m curious about your thoughts and feelings about the balls you love.

Has anyone ever noticed that those stress balls they sell in stores just happen to feel like shaved nuts? Is that a coincidence? Or do my smooth balls have actual healing powers?

Do you shave down there? If so, to what extent?
Do you prefer bare, trimmed or a full blown Chewbacca?
Razor or powered clippers?
Any fun or funny shaving stories?
Do you trust someone else to shave you?
Ever shave a partner? Would you like to?

I can only answer a couple of these...

Shave.. This really depends on the person. If they are super hairy all over, it looks really weird when they have this shaved patch, and everything around it is super hairy.
If you are hairy, I prefer trimmed.
Less dental floss is good. But it just depends on the person. Either way, it's not going to stop me.
I have shaved a couple guys before. It's kind of a fun bonding experience.

I would trust them to shave me, as long as they are comfortable with it. If they are scared, don't worry.. I wax anyway.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Huddle up!



Are circle jerks real?

I’ve always wondered if this is something that really happens or if it is just myth. Now of course I understand that plenty of guys have done this (I’ve seen the porn), but what came first, the “myth” or reality?

By that I mean I can’t imagine most guys ever taking part in something like this and yet I can at the same time.

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense—boys are super horny and inexperienced and girls are hard to have sex with (in the early days)
((and now )) so why not jerk off with your friends? It’s the perfect solution, it would come with no strings or emotion attached, and yet, most of us are way too homophobic at that age to do it or even think of it.


If your husband/boyfriend told you he did a lot of circle jerks back in the day would you want to hear more.

Yes.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I would not want to know anything about it. It would turn me right off.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I honestly think circle jerks are a myth. What straight guy would do that? Not even judging, I'm honestly curious. If I'm masturbating with someone it's a surely sexual. But that's just me.

Who said it was straight guys?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Lol see, non-straight guys doing that makes perfect sense. And hey, could be fun. I'm open-minded.

See. Open minded is a big part of it. I think secure guys are more likely to do something like this also. I don't know anyone who has partaken in this. But I'm not really a member of Kink communities, where I could see something like this happening. I could also see something like this happening more in younger generations where experimenting is more likely. College?? I don't know. In my pervy mind, it could happen everywhere though.

Does touching another guys dick make you gay??

MFM.. What happens if you touch the guys dick during DP? Are you freaking out and running out of the room? Are you just going with the flow?

 

[hotwords229_A]

The reason I posted this here is because I assume gay guys circle jerk whenever possible. What wouldn’t they?

Does touching another guy’s dick make you gay? No. Being gay makes you gay.

I agree that I’m sure there are plenty of straight guys who have tried circle jerking (or more) and there is nothing wrong with that. Like I said, when I was younger I couldn’t even imagine doing something like that. But now I don’t see why each one of us wouldn’t do it. It’s almost crazy not to.

I agree with NRJ that it is probably mostly myth, but at the same time I wonder if every straight guy is just that one guy away from trying it. By that I mean, we’ve all been in a situation where horniness is overwhelming and if one guy pulled it out and started stroking like it was no big deal, I don’t think it would be long before all or most of the other guys did it too.

Now jerking with each other is one thing, but jerking off the guy next to you is a whole other “ball” game.

I still think logically it makes no sense for all of us not to try it, but emotionally (?) it seems inconceivable.

I do like hearing from the women on this topic too. There are some who just don’t want anything to do with guy on guy, which is understandable, but I think you would be hard pressed to find a single guy who wouldn’t want to hear his wife/girlfriend/total stranger recall her same sex experience in college (or wherever).

It’s almost like men and women are totally different.

ETA I think MFM is a situation that is totally about the woman. If your dicks touch they touch. If that’s in your head then you’re probably not going to enjoy the experience that much, plus you should be focused on her and not your dick. My opinion.

 

[SassySheDevil]

The reason I posted this here is because I assume gay guys circle jerk whenever possible. What wouldn’t they?

Does touching another guy’s dick make you gay? No. Being gay makes you gay.

I agree that I’m sure there are plenty of straight guys who have tried circle jerking (or more) and there is nothing wrong with that. Like I said, when I was younger I couldn’t even imagine doing something like that. But now I don’t see why each one of us wouldn’t do it. It’s almost crazy not to.

I agree with NRJ that it is probably mostly myth, but at the same time I wonder if every straight guy is just that one guy away from trying it. By that I mean, we’ve all been in a situation where horniness is overwhelming and if one guy pulled it out and started stroking like it was no big deal, I don’t think it would be long before all or most of the other guys did it too.

Now jerking with each other is one thing, but jerking off the guy next to you is a whole other “ball” game.

I still think logically it makes no sense for all of us not to try it, but emotionally (?) it seems inconceivable.

I do like hearing from the women on this topic too. There are some who just don’t want anything to do with guy on guy, which is understandable, but I think you would be hard pressed to find a single guy who wouldn’t want to hear his wife/girlfriend/total stranger recall her same sex experience in college (or wherever).

It’s almost like men and women are totally different.

I hope some day this changes. As women. We can talk about our sexual experiences, toys, likes, don't likes. Etc. We can lay in bed together, cuddle, be touchy-feely. It doesn't make us turn gay. I spent the whole week in bed with Fara, she did not walk away from that experience declaring her lesbianism.

We've had a MFM threesome (my husband and I) and OMG. Their dicks touched a couple times!! The horror.
But my husband did not walk away from that declaring to be Bi, or gay.
Security. He didn't give 2 shits.

 

[SassySheDevil]

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ETA I think MFM is a situation that is totally about the woman. If your dicks touch they touch. If that’s in your head then you’re probably not going to enjoy the experience that much, plus you should be focused on her and not your dick. My opinion.

I agree with you. But you'd be surprised how many will tweak out at the possibility of their dicks touching.
Or even seeing another naked man.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I hope some day this changes. As women. We can talk about our sexual experiences, toys, likes, don't likes. Etc. We can lay in bed together, cuddle, be touchy-feely. It doesn't make us turn gay. I spent the whole week in bed with Fara, she did not walk away from that experience declaring her lesbianism.

We've had a MFM threesome (my husband and I) and OMG. Their dicks touched a couple times!! The horror.
But my husband did not walk away from that declaring to be Bi, or gay.
Security. He didn't give 2 shits.

I think you’re right that security has everything to do with it. I know I was super insecure about my body and, basically, everything!
I’ve never been insecure about my sexuality, at least I don’t think I have been, but honestly a lot of “gay” stuff never even entered my mind when I was younger and inexperienced. I think if I had experimented more when young (18 or older ) it would have been good for me.

Plus, I’d have a great story to share about me and a bunch of guys jerking each other off!