The way to a man’s cock is through…

[Brandnewbuddy]

Of course you know the saying: “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”

So what if our MC is wanting to get to a very different body part?

For example, maybe a woman doesn’t have the confidence to just ask or they would rather skip the relationship and skip to the sex, so she wants a sure thing.

Maybe the way is through the eyes, our MC just needs to find the perfect outfit or lack thereof to get the man into bed…or maybe some kind of hypnotic power.

Then again, maybe through the stomach as well. She just needs the perfect meal to make him her love slave for the night.

Maybe the nose?

Maybe the feet, the ass, who knows?

 

[Hypoxia]

The way to a man's heart is through his thorax. To reach his cock, unzip him.

 

[Carnevil9]

I used to have a lady friend who was a foodie, and also a single mother of a nine year old. The nine year old would eat nothing but mac & cheese, and hot dogs. She was dying for someone to eat her high-falutin' gourmet meals. I was happy to oblige. And she always thanked me with a night of sex. Personally, I would have been happy to sleep with her after mac & cheese and hot dogs!

 

[sirhugs]

Men truly are simple creatures.

 

[Carnevil9]

Men truly are simple creatures.

Yes, we only have one moving part.

 

[Hypoxia]

Yes, we only have one moving part.

And it's not between the ears. That bit only gurgles.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I found a girl like that way back when... during the age of free love. She didn't want any of the trappings that go with being a couple. She just wanted me to fuck her as often as possible. Which in the beginning was fine with me, yet as time went on, it wasn't as much fun as you would think.

So, I stopped fucking her and just picked her up and we went out, to dinner, to movies, to places where my friends hung out. After a while she would put me off when I called her to see her again. When I stopped calling, I never heard from her again.

I didn't hear from a buddies girlfriend that she complained that I wasn't fucking her enough. I laughed.

 

[Qubiquitous]

Men truly are simple creatures.

But generous...

Born without a penis, I have to borrow one if I want it. So far that hasn't been difficult.

 

[sirhugs]

But generous...

Born without a penis, I have to borrow one if I want it. So far that hasn't been difficult.

do you give them back with interest?

 

[Hypoxia]

do you give them back with interest?

I suppose enlargement counts as 'interest'. But after drainage, there ain't much left. It's like a metaphor for capitalism.

 

[Qubiquitous]

do you give them back with interest?

They garner more interest in my care but eventually I let them recuperate.