Unwritten rules for life

[Deleted member 1306910]

Never take a ride, without enough cash in your pocket for the gas.

 

[MrPractical]

Never take a ride, without enough cash in your pocket for the gas.

Rules for children

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Rules for children

Hey asshole. You want to fuck with me? Do it like a 'man'. Aren't you 'Alpha'?

I thought Alpha's were all 'warriors'. Come get me.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Another rule: If someone has to tell others they are Alpha, it’s because they are afraid no one else will.

I've been told that I am at best a High Beta, but I also don't believe in identifying my place in the hierarchical male social order by using outdated and disproved canine social structures.

I also want Mr. Pricktical to know I aint afraid of him, in any setting. I also do not need to take peoples bullshit quietly.

 

[MrPractical]

Hey asshole. You want to fuck with me? Do it like a 'man'. Aren't you 'Alpha'?

I thought Alpha's were all 'warriors'. Come get me.

Excuse me.....What is wrong with you?

 

[MrPractical]

Another rule: If someone has to tell others they are Alpha, it’s because they are afraid no one else will.

And we agree again

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Excuse me.....What is wrong with you?

You seem to single me out on these threads and say this passive aggressive shit.

I mean if you got an issue, come out and say it man. You want to talk about unwritten rules for children? How about this one, say what you mean, mean what you say. Other wise, just ignore me and don't say a thing.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Never call your SO a different name during sex as a joke and expect to orgasm.

 

[MrPractical]

You seem to single me out on these threads and say this passive aggressive shit.

I mean if you got an issue, come out and say it man. You want to talk about unwritten rules for children? How about this one, say what you mean, mean what you say. Other wise, just ignore me and don't say a thing.

Ah.....no

I don't know you bud..and you are out over your ski's .

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Ah.....no

I don't know you bud..and you are out over your ski's .

Ah whatever man. I'm going to do the right thing and put you on ignore so I don;t have tp deal with you.

 

[MrPractical]

Ah whatever man. I'm going to do the right thing and put you on ignore so I don;t have tp deal with you.

You should do that. Its a pussy move. I think that would serve you well

 

[Chillygirl]

And once again I bow out of my own fucking thread....

 

[MrPractical]

And once again I bow out of my own fucking thread....

Did you start this thread?

 

[Shenanigans90]

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Never call your SO a different name during sex as a joke and expect to orgasm.

Just stick to "baby". It's safer.

 

[Crankbait88]

And once again I bow out of my own fucking thread....

I do believe it's an unwritten rule you can't drop out of a thread you start

 

[BadAmy]

always smell the milk before taking a swig from the gallon.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Relax and let things happen on their own...and make the margaritas cold!

 

[Dribble]

Give a stupid person a rope and stand back... they will always hang themselves.

 

[Orchidea73]

If it isn't fun, it isn't flirting.

 

[Dribble]

If it isn't fun, it isn't flirting.

This is a better one than mine. Outdone again...

 

[Shenanigans90]

Sex takes the least time, is the most enjoyable, and causes the greatest problems.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Don’t shag your best friend‘s SO.

 

[2021Noobie]

Don’t shag your best friend‘s SO.

Don’t shag the girlfriend of a not so friendly acquaintance either!
Your locker might pay for it, if you are lucky

 

[Mei5ter]

If you had a cat poster for Unwritten Rules, would it just be a picture of a cat?