Swannie's Random Stuff

[Joxlrg]

Have fun at your rodeo

 

[Todger65]

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2120921&stc=1&d=1625729550

Probably more related to the other thread, but just a morning arse in tights.

A delightful arse as well.

 

[Artfan2]

The most ridiculous piece of lingerie came out of the drawer on Saturday evening for a night out. I swear I have worn it before but not the way it was behaving. It has an easy access snap closure between my legs, so like a body suit you pull it on and snap it closed. Like a comedy, every time I stretched it down to close it, my boobs would pop out in one direction or the other. If I stretched it back up to scoop my boobs into it, the crotch would pop open. After a few goes it stayed off permanently.

It shows off your lovely boobs quite nicely. Too bad it's not controllable.

 

[missswannie]

So I just read that Australia has a new camera system designed to take pics of distracted drivers. Looking down at such an extreme angle, They can see if you are texting on your phone in your lap ??
So much for Sans Pantalones in the vehicle

Yes we have AI cameras. The police cars also have a few mounted and analyse everything around independent of the officers. Fortunately the AI doesn't care for anything it is not looking for, otherwise some might feel they need to wear things coming back from the beach.

Have fun at your rodeo

It will be fun. Flying out early.

A delightful arse as well.

Thank you. Tights are a bit supportive.

It shows off your lovely boobs quite nicely. Too bad it's not controllable.

Yeah, that one is in the clothes recycle depot already.

 

[wilderness]

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2120921&stc=1&d=1625729550

Probably more related to the other thread, but just a morning arse in tights.

Lovely lines.

 

[Aquarob]

Yes we have AI cameras. The police cars also have a few mounted and analyse everything around independent of the officers. Fortunately the AI doesn't care for anything it is not looking for, otherwise some might feel they need to wear things coming back from the beach.

It will be fun. Flying out early.

Thank you. Tights are a bit supportive.

Yeah, that one is in the clothes recycle depot already.

Beautiful....such delectable nipples!.... I would love to gently nibble on them...ummmm

 

[missswannie]

Lovely lines.

I like interesting ones. Still packets of unopened ones in the drawer from various impulse purchases here and there.

Beautiful....such delectable nipples!.... I would love to gently nibble on them...ummmm

Their functional days have past. Certainly they are sensitive and like attention, but I'm not the type that can get off just on nipple play.

 

[Joxlrg]

How about tickling ??
Or perhaps a feather??

 

[ohverbatum7]

How about tickling ??
Or perhaps a feather??

Can the the desire to give pleasure in the old fashioned way be be beaten?

 

[missswannie]

How about tickling ??
Or perhaps a feather??

laughter is a turnon, but tickling just tenses me. A feather could be part of something, but I tend to seek stronger interaction.

How about tickling ??
Or perhaps a feather??

Can the the desire to give pleasure in the old fashioned way be be beaten?

I'm a pretty simple creature. Something in my mouth, massage my back and slide through me for ages, lick me, use fingers nicely, stretch me, plug me, slide a finger into my bum when I am hanging on the edge. All works. I get more turned on by having fun, than having to be turned on by someone.

 

[toeskr]

So long as the blood is still flowing.

Nary a blood flow issue when you post pics.

 

[Joxlrg]

laughter is a turnon, but tickling just tenses me. A feather could be part of something, but I tend to seek stronger interaction.

I'm a pretty simple creature. Something in my mouth, massage my back and slide through me for ages, lick me, use fingers nicely, stretch me, plug me, slide a finger into my bum when I am hanging on the edge. All works. I get more turned on by having fun, than having to be turned on by someone.

So then I must ask
Do you seductively dance/strip ? Tease with self play in front of the bloke?
Or is that too personal ??

 

[ohverbatum7]

Missswannie writes:I'm a pretty simple creature. Something in my mouth, massage my back and slide through me for ages, lick me, use fingers nicely, stretch me, plug me, slide a finger into my bum when I am hanging on the edge. All works. I get more turned on by having fun, than having to be turned on by someone.

You keep your husband busy, but you give me the impression of being complex rather than a simple creature, you can say a great deal and yet are still an enigma.

 

[Joxlrg]

The way I see it.
She has said she is comfy with her body. As she should be. Its gorgeous !!
She is a free spirit and loves to please herself (happiness) In what ever time and space she is in!!
She has a great eye for not only photography (light) But for the more refined things she finds along the way.
To me.. This woman lives her best life everyday !!
That's why I look forward to her posts.. I/We can kind of live vicariously through her lens and words !!
And I truly Thank Her for being Her and showing us!!

 

[missswannie]

Nary a blood flow issue when you post pics.

Good, I like to hear that people are feeling it.

Complete aside from that and in no way reflective of anyone but with the Astra Zeneca vaccine they are finding that one of the side effects in some blokes (less women) that it improves or corrects a few endocrine and insulin blockers and that stronger erections than in the past years is resulting. Not from zero to miracles, but from not as good as used to be to somewhat better and faster. Proper studies are probably needed, but it is a talkback radio subject now with people saying yeah me too. Could be random too. None the less, is the place better off if some are feeling good about themselves? You betcha.

So then I must ask
Do you seductively dance/strip ? Tease with self play in front of the bloke?
Or is that too personal ??

Not sure I tease per se, but if I feel like playing then I generally do regardless of him there or not. Some things and toys are for self alone, but otherwise if I am feeling good then I do. His particular like is if I unconsciously start touching while reading a book or something of interest, but if I am made aware of it then I most likely change what I am doing. Thats a different action than say I decided I wanted to get off and took direct measure.

Too personal... depends on the day, season, mood, who knows. I am generally an open book and take on any conversation. I am sun and salt water powered so get happy then, but perhaps less engaged during winter and if I am busy. So yes, sometimes I will answer anything, other times I may oblique away on a tangent.
If you don't ask conversationally then you won't know if I will answer or not.

Missswannie writes:I'm a pretty simple creature. Something in my mouth, massage my back and slide through me for ages, lick me, use fingers nicely, stretch me, plug me, slide a finger into my bum when I am hanging on the edge. All works. I get more turned on by having fun, than having to be turned on by someone.

You keep your husband busy, but you give me the impression of being complex rather than a simple creature, you can say a great deal and yet are still an enigma.

Yes, you get to see me as a snapshot in time. Sometimes thats when busy, sometimes when cheeky and time on my hands. You might not enjoy 24/7me depending which hats I am wearing that day.

The way I see it.
She has said she is comfy with her body. As she should be. Its gorgeous !!
She is a free spirit and loves to please herself (happiness) In what ever time and space she is in!!
She has a great eye for not only photography (light) But for the more refined things she finds along the way.
To me.. This woman lives her best life everyday !!
That's why I look forward to her posts.. I/We can kind of live vicariously through her lens and words !!
And I truly Thank Her for being Her and showing us!!

Somewhat accurate, but in context of snapshots in time. There are other aspects that aren't part of lit life that would probably fill in a few blanks or may be interesting in terms of what I am seeing or doing. I throw the odd farm, mine, outback one in from time to time which probably gets closer to the picture. I don't throw in chunks of metals, technology products, or other things which I am around and look good.

I could throw in a photo from the driveway of the armoured up Landcruiser for the northern scrublands.

or the shift plate of a Kenworth prime mover, which is something if you know how to drive one but a mind boggle for someone looking at it on paper for the first time. Someone will answer on this one of course...

That might change the image a bit. No boobs in either of them.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Swannie = MadMax

 

[Awaywego]

Again and again

Miss Swannie, thank you for letting us into your world and life! Love that Landcruiser, Kenworth might be a bit daunting but I would try it. Having flown around the world, I have driven a lot of things so why not. Also thank you for that flowing description of what pleases you, it paints a lovely picture even without boobs, lol.

 

[ohverbatum7]

You might not enjoy 24/7me depending which hats I am wearing that day.

Oh I think I could put up with your foibles, your looks appeal to me, but I find your intelligence my biggest turn on, whisper GDP in my ear and send me wild with desire.

 

[ohverbatum7]

With the misdistribution of weight in that bumper are you not in danger of doing a front somersault with too enthusiastic use of the brake pedal?

 

[Joxlrg]

Miss Swannie, thank you for letting us into your world and life! Love that Landcruiser, Kenworth might be a bit daunting but I would try it. Having flown around the world, I have driven a lot of things so why not. Also thank you for that flowing description of what pleases you, it paints a lovely picture even without boobs, lol.

Couldn't say it any better
Thanks Swannie
Your posts always make me smile!!
Now I have to google that Kenworth and shift pattern
I am intrigued

 

[missswannie]

Swannie = MadMax

Up where that one is usually parked and used it is a bit. Over in the NT there are no speed limits, but the limit being what your capability is if you crest a hill and a 1 ton bull or buffalo is standing in the middle of the road. For a regular car you'd be better off taking your chances with a tree.

Miss Swannie, thank you for letting us into your world and life! Love that Landcruiser, Kenworth might be a bit daunting but I would try it. Having flown around the world, I have driven a lot of things so why not. Also thank you for that flowing description of what pleases you, it paints a lovely picture even without boobs, lol.

Trick with a Kenny is that diagram has three levers. Even then, double clutch between all of those and you get lost sometimes and drop the revs. It would be a rare day that you would cycle through sequentially though.
Some I am now consigned to memory as driving a tank and fingers in my arse.

You might not enjoy 24/7me depending which hats I am wearing that day.

Oh I think I could put up with your foibles, your looks appeal to me, but I find your intelligence my biggest turn on, whisper GDP in my ear and send me wild with desire.

Now if you want GDP, inflation, and a few other things in there then be my guest. I might get the tap on the shoulder from Lit for finally going in the wrong direction from purpose.

With the misdistribution of weight in that bumper are you not in danger of doing a front somersault with too enthusiastic use of the brake pedal?

Redistributed braking and if the long range tanks are full a fair bit of weight down the other end too. Some of the aircon knobs are standard but thats about it. Not a city car but has been down getting a new engine, so was a bit of fun to go scare Hyundai drivers in the supermarket carpark.

Couldn't say it any better
Thanks Swannie
Your posts always make me smile!!
Now I have to google that Kenworth and shift pattern
I am intrigued

Three levers are used.
No wonder newer trucks are going the way of semi-automated. You had to pass on one of these sorts to get your heavy licence, but some had a more logical sequence.

 

[missswannie]

A funny old rainy day. I'd say wet week but it has been a wet month or wet winter to date. This was actually normal up until global warming started changing the climate here, but they reckon its the wettest since 2001 and more to come. Technically it is a negative Indian Ocean Dipolar, the measure of ocean temperature difference between the African side and Australian side, combined with El Nina in the Pacific, drawing up all the weather systems from the Southern Ocean. Southern hemisphere so our weather systems go in circles with the Coriolis Effect, not jetstreams.

I was up in the Pilbara earlier for a rodeo and a chance to have a chat to some of the first nation people who would all be there. Camped out near Marble Bar.

Two types of rain and weather down here in the city though. It is 200km x 50km as a city so any type of weather forecast is eventually going to be correct somewhere. It will rain today doesn't mean much to locals, who don't own umbrellas anyway as it doesn't really rain for long. Otherwise it could be a localised storm even and drop 50mm in one area and nothing 20km away.

At present though it is just rain all over. The grass is unable to absorb anymore water into the soil so turning to mud, especially with the Labrador chasing and sliding all over it. Will probably have to rip it all up and drop another one down in the spring. It might not be a bad idea, using sports ground mesh underpinnings to give it some structure. The border collie used to go in straight lines, the lab slides around like he is stealing third base. Anyway, clouds and light rain as far as you can see, which given less than 6 months ago the place was on fire...

Come to this friday morning and it was coffee out with a few people. One poor overstressed lady lost the plot a bit inside the cafe and started yelling. It's hard to imagine the stress levels some people are under and what it does for mental health. She really let loose at everyone. Her focus on me was wearing shawl over my dress and finished off with going off about being " a right proper posh cunt" with a healthy emphasis on cunt. Anyway, moved on from that outburst but when I got home i thought about shawl wearing and posh cunt and how to represent that.
So here is my shawl wearing re-imagined...

and my best champagne sipping posh cunt...

Have a good weekend.

 

[Polranny]

Up where that one is usually parked and used it is a bit. Over in the NT there are no speed limits, but the limit being what your capability is if you crest a hill and a 1 ton bull or buffalo is standing in the middle of the road. For a regular car you'd be better off taking your chances with a tree.

Here in UK I hit a monkjack deer and it took out my radiator, of course it was uninsured and did £2k damage so ì appreciate what a bull might do.

 

[Joxlrg]

A funny old rainy day. I'd say wet week but it has been a wet month or wet winter to date. This was actually normal up until global warming started changing the climate here, but they reckon its the wettest since 2001 and more to come. Technically it is a negative Indian Ocean Dipolar, the measure of ocean temperature difference between the African side and Australian side, combined with El Nina in the Pacific, drawing up all the weather systems from the Southern Ocean. Southern hemisphere so our weather systems go in circles with the Coriolis Effect, not jetstreams.

I was up in the Pilbara earlier for a rodeo and a chance to have a chat to some of the first nation people who would all be there. Camped out near Marble Bar.

Two types of rain and weather down here in the city though. It is 200km x 50km as a city so any type of weather forecast is eventually going to be correct somewhere. It will rain today doesn't mean much to locals, who don't own umbrellas anyway as it doesn't really rain for long. Otherwise it could be a localised storm even and drop 50mm in one area and nothing 20km away.

At present though it is just rain all over. The grass is unable to absorb anymore water into the soil so turning to mud, especially with the Labrador chasing and sliding all over it. Will probably have to rip it all up and drop another one down in the spring. It might not be a bad idea, using sports ground mesh underpinnings to give it some structure. The border collie used to go in straight lines, the lab slides around like he is stealing third base. Anyway, clouds and light rain as far as you can see, which given less than 6 months ago the place was on fire...

Come to this friday morning and it was coffee out with a few people. One poor overstressed lady lost the plot a bit inside the cafe and started yelling. It's hard to imagine the stress levels some people are under and what it does for mental health. She really let loose at everyone. Her focus on me was wearing shawl over my dress and finished off with going off about being " a right proper posh cunt" with a healthy emphasis on cunt. Anyway, moved on from that outburst but when I got home i thought about shawl wearing and posh cunt and how to represent that.
So here is my shawl wearing re-imagined...

and my best champagne sipping posh cunt...

Have a good weekend.

I would so love to pop that cork !!!
Oh and the pics you took of your surroundings are nothing short of AWESOME!!

 

[ohverbatum7]

a right proper posh cunt"

Did you feel quite privileged to be singled out for that Australian compliment, wonder what her reaction would have been if treated to the shawl as worn in the photo?