Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[Candy_Kane54]

well kiss my KEISTER! in my hurry to snipe and run I violated protocol. There goes my perfect attendance certificate

An ERUDITE apology goes a long way toward restoring your dignity and honor.

 

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An ERUDITE apology goes a long way toward restoring your dignity and honor.

I've made a note to never DEVIATE from praising the queen and her court

 

[Candy_Kane54]

I've made a note to never DEVIATE from praising the queen and her court

Yes, your praise of the queen and her court NEGATED any hurt feelings that your sniping may have created.

 

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Yes, your praise of the queen and her court NEGATED any hurt feelings that your sniping may have created.

very well then. This distraction has been GERMANE to the erotic innuendo normally seen here

 

[Candy_Kane54]

very well then. This distraction has been GERMANE to the erotic innuendo normally seen here

That REMAINS to be seen, however.

 

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That REMAINS to be seen, however.

IMAGINE the possibilities of both failure and success

 

[Tio_Narratore]

IMAGINE the possibilities of both failure and success

As they say in Catalan, "busca les VAGINES!"

 

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As they say in Catalan, "busca les VAGINES!"

Would that be for the whole SHEBANG or just some?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Would that be for the whole SHEBANG or just some?

Some would say that it would be best if she'd bang before she sees the BANSHEE.

 

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Some would say that it would be best if she'd bang before she sees the BANSHEE.

Don't want to be bansheed again.
Last time she didn't even bat an EYELASH

 

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Don't want to be bansheed again.
Last time she didn't even bat an EYELASH

But, then again, her half-closed EYELIDS signaled an invitation to her bedroom.

 

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But, then again, her half-closed EYELIDS signaled an invitation to her bedroom.

IDEALLY I would pick up on those signals

 

[Tio_Narratore]

IDEALLY I would pick up on those signals

And would likely have DALLIED with her all weekend.

 

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And would likely have DALLIED with her all weekend.

so when I LIPREAD those highly suggestive things, it was meant to lure me in?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

so when I LIPREAD those highly suggestive things, it was meant to lure me in?

I'm sure, but the fact that she PARADED around stark naked may also have played a role in your seduction.

 

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I'm sure, but the fact that she PARADED around stark naked may also have played a role in your seduction.

I was mesmerized. I've never seen the short curlies BRAIDED

 

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I was mesmerized. I've never seen the short curlies BRAIDED

With her braided mane, it was no surprise when you BRIDLED her as if to ride her in a gymkhana.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

With her braided mane, it was no surprise when you BRIDLED her as if to ride her in a gymkhana.

His offer to bed her was utterly RISABLE. Why, he wasn’t even in a fraternity!

 

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His offer to bed her was utterly RISABLE. Why, he wasn’t even in a fraternity!

yes that will be a BLEMISH on her record, if and when the smile leaves her face

 

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yes that will be a BLEMISH on her record, if and when the smile leaves her face

Some may think she's even lost her MARBLES, but she wouldn't have done differently.

 

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Some may think she's even lost her MARBLES, but she wouldn't have done differently.

lost or misplaced, some DAMSELS don't need as many marbles as others

 

[Handley_Page]

lost or misplaced, some DAMSELS don't need as many marbles as others

STAMMER ??

 

[Tio_Narratore]

lost or misplaced, some DAMSELS don't need as many marbles as others

Though many MAIDENS would be delighted to play with your marbles.

Sorry, HP

 

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Though many MAIDENS would be delighted to play with your marbles.

Sorry, HP

well then go ahead and send the MYRIADS of maidens over one at at time

 

[Candy_Kane54]

The ADMIRAL will want to inspect the myriad of maidens to make sure they pass muster ...