An oral contract

[Brandnewbuddy]

Had this idea just now:

What if someone was cursed to get oral whenever they sat down, whether they wanted it or not, and they had no control over who gave it to them?

For example: park bench. Get done with a jog, sit down and suddenly the next person to stop by pulls their shorts down and goes to town on them, our protagonist being unable to stop them regardless of being out in public.

Or if they decide to head home for the holidays, well…

I figure the person doing it just thinks of it as fun whim they indulged in and only get upset or horrified if our lead tries to ask for more or tries to have a non curse related encore.

…however anyone who sees it will act like there was no curse involved and will solely blame the person who got oral.

So our lead either must learn to live with their curse or find a way to break it.

As for how: I figure a standard “careful what you wish for” situation but please feel free to suggest your own.

For example: our lead makes a contract with a demon or uses a wish from a genie, who manipulate them into thinking they made a solid deal: for example, our lead asks for a million blowjobs, but not all at once, and the person giving head has to be attractive by the general public, also, has to be an adult. Our demon or genie then reads off the request but carefully changing the wording so it’s synonymous but different enough that they can inflict the curse on them.

 

[DanDraper]

I can see the idea of a twilight zone type curse where someone wishes for something but then it has unforeseen consequences. Having the character cursed to give blowjobs to random people does seem interesting. I'm just having trouble with the idea of that happening every time they sit down, it doesn't seem plausible. I know it's just fantasy, but I can't help thinking how often this could happen; people sit down all the time, this person would never be able to sit down normally again.

Maybe if you have some kind of limitation on that to make it more believable. Maybe it happens for different reasons besides sitting down



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[Carnevil9]

Maybe they wish for "a blowjob a day for life" and that's what they get.

This would be a nice addition to an x-rated sequel to the "Wishmaster" movie series.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Blowjob a day would be a good restriction. Could even come back to bite them in another way: they actually start dating and their girlfriend who normally loves giving blowjobs suddenly finds no interest in it except for the times where the curse hits her.

The original version of the story I thought of was an odd little dream about a young woman at the college’s student Union reading a book suddenly being approached by another woman who introduces herself, then kneels in front of her, yanks her skirt and panties doen then eats her out while the original woman’s face is shocked but her body happily responds to everything the other woman is doing. The other woman then gets her off, helps her get her pants back on and leaves , not sure why she stopped by the Union.

The original woman is panting hard and as she basks in the afterglow and shock of what happened, she has one thought: “Again? Really?”

 

[Hypoxia]

The "BJ when a guy sits when anyone else is near" trope sounds like fun. The victim would likely remain standing whenever they aren't inside a locked room. But I recently saw a photo of a Buddhist(?) monk who had kept one arm raised high for decades. It was a very skinny arm, quite unexercised. Would our standing-to-avoid-BJs guy suffer / enjoy physical consequences?

Gender flip: a woman is cursed thusly. Whenever she sits unprotected, some silver-tongued enthusiast rips off her knickers / thong / tampon / etc and goes to town. Imagine the red faces that emerge during her periods!

 

[NaomiDPlumm]

A play on the old joke:

A guy goes into work and all of his co-workers are agast for his head has been shrunken and is about 15% as big as it had been the day before.

"What happened?" asked one.

"I found this old oil lamp on the beach, it was covered with sand and when I rubbed the sand off this beautiful woman, like Barbra Eden in her prime appeared before me in a poofy see-through gauze blouse and pantaloons."

"Wow," said the co-worker.

"Yeah... She said she would grant me a wish. I told her that she was gorgeous, and if she wouldn't mind could she give me a little..."

 

[Hypoxia]

A play on the old joke...

The one about the twelve-inch pianist, I suppose.

Meanwhile, a savant once noted that an oral contract is worth the paper it's written on. For LIT, an oral contract is worth the genitals it's tongued on. I suppose audio-video recordings may validate the deal.

"Will you love me forever? <slurp slurp>"
"Oh yes, baby! Forever and ever!"

Would the tape be admissible in court? In closed session, maybe?

 

[NaomiDPlumm]

The one about the twelve-inch pianist, I suppose.

Meanwhile, a savant once noted that an oral contract is worth the paper it's written on. For LIT, an oral contract is worth the genitals it's tongued on. I suppose audio-video recordings may validate the deal.

"Will you love me forever? <slurp slurp>"
"Oh yes, baby! Forever and ever!"

Would the tape be admissible in court? In closed session, maybe?

Would premature ejaculation be grounds for canceling the contract (an anticipatory breach)?

 

[NaomiDPlumm]

A woman is cursed thusly. Whenever she sits unprotected, some silver-tongued enthusiast rips off her knickers / thong / tampon / etc and goes to town. Imagine the red faces that emerge during her periods!

And it HAS to be the person physically nearest to Joan, we'll call her Joan-- no, Joan, not moan-- who goes down on her.

Joan had a couple of parent / teacher conferences at the grade school today. Good thing that there were no classes, and Joan's kids were at their grandmas. But how does little Suzi's teacher explain what is going on when the principal walks in on her and Joan?

Boy was that awkward.

But not as awkward as when the principal offers to drive Joan home later...

 

[ManlyUsername]

"I wish I could get ahead in this world"

"What was that? Oh never mind. I think I got the jist."

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Blowjob a day would be a good restriction. Could even come back to bite them in another way: they actually start dating and their girlfriend who normally loves giving blowjobs suddenly finds no interest in it except for the times where the curse hits her.

What if the curse only allowed the blowjob to be given by a stranger. Someone the man didn't know. So once he started dating the first girl, she would become "immune" to the curse. Of course, all these strange women coming up to him daily to suck his cock would put a strain on the relationship.

That might lead to him wanting to find a way to break the curse. Maybe he has to go through a myriad of sexual hoops in order to remove the curse. Would it be worth it to him to do so? An interesting concept.

 

[Carnevil9]

What if the curse only allowed the blowjob to be given by a stranger. Someone the man didn't know. So once he started dating the first girl, she would become "immune" to the curse. Of course, all these strange women coming up to him daily to suck his cock would put a strain on the relationship.

That might lead to him wanting to find a way to break the curse. Maybe he has to go through a myriad of sexual hoops in order to remove the curse. Would it be worth it to him to do so? An interesting concept.

That would be a classic "Monkey's Paw" situation. Also known as "be careful what you wish for; you might get it!"

 

[Zeb_Carter]

What if the curse only allowed the blowjob to be given by a stranger. Someone the man didn't know. So once he started dating the first girl, she would become "immune" to the curse. Of course, all these strange women coming up to him daily to suck his cock would put a strain on the relationship.

That might lead to him wanting to find a way to break the curse. Maybe he has to go through a myriad of sexual hoops in order to remove the curse. Would it be worth it to him to do so? An interesting concept.

Who says it would be just girls giving him his daily blowjob? Wouldn't the curse work on anyone nearby?

Oh, one other thing, he's not bi.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

That would be a classic "Monkey's Paw" situation. Also known as "be careful what you wish for; you might get it!"

Exactly! That daily blow job might not be all it's cracked up to be when you actually get it. I can almost hear Rod Serling giving the moral now.

Who says it would be just girls giving him his daily blowjob? Wouldn't the curse work on anyone nearby?

Oh, one other thing, he's not bi.

That's a good point and I didn't think of it. So what would be his reaction if a guy gets on his knees in front of him and tries to unzip his pants???

Also, what if the man who is suddenly coming to blow the cursed man doesn't necessarily have a proclivity for sucking another man's cock? He feels this overwhelming urge compelling him to go down on him. What would be going through his mind? You'd almost have to tell this story from the viewpoints of all of the characters involved. I think it could be a really cool story!

 

[Qubiquitous]

Who says it would be just girls giving him his daily blowjob? Wouldn't the curse work on anyone nearby?

Oh, one other thing, he's not bi.

He's the newly elected (on a "traditional family values platform") school board president.

 

[Zionisacat]

My twist on it would be ;
Guy wishes for a blowjob a day until he dies. Guy has become complacent about getting a random blowjob a day from a stranger. Ho-humm life goes on. He goes about his day. To the shops, for a surf, maybe he catches a late movie. He's headed home when he realises that no blowjob has been offered today, then it dawns on him; today is the day he dies.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

My twist on it would be ;
Guy wishes for a blowjob a day until he dies. Guy has become complacent about getting a random blowjob a day from a stranger. Ho-humm life goes on. He goes about his day. To the shops, for a surf, maybe he catches a late movie. He's headed home when he realises that no blowjob has been offered today, then it dawns on him; today is the day he dies.

... as he steps off the curb without checking for traffic.

This way the story has to be written in third person. I wrote a story in first person where the narrator got killed in the end. What an uproar I got in the comments. It was a little Hitchcockian having the narrator die in the end. But a lot of people liked the way it was written.

 

[Qubiquitous]

This way the story has to be written in third person...

Not necessarily, there used to be a cute story (maybe it's still here and I just can't find it) about two gals and a guy written from the point of view of one of the gals who dies midway through the story but returns as a spirit after her death. She inhabits the bodies of both of her corporeal lovers at different times to continue their physical relationships.
.

 

[Hypoxia]

A crimelord loves being blown. A woman kneels under his desk and services him, and she's replaced every couple of hours. She'd better blow good or she won't be back. Anywhere. Yikes. (I've read of this in a Mexican cartel setting.)

The there's the USA crimelord who sends his mistress off to "finishing school" to gain social graces. She returns and asks him, "Darling, were you blue when I was gone?" He smacks his forehead. "A hundred grand, and she don't even learn tenses!"