Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[A_Bierce]

the only was either of you would be ghosted is if your suitors were SHOCKED to see that whip poorly hidden behind your back

Whipped or SHANKED, a body takes a while to recover.

 

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Whipped or SHANKED, a body takes a while to recover.

yet some KAHUNAS find the rewards outweigh the risks

 

[A_Bierce]

yet some KAHUNAS find the rewards outweigh the risks

Meanwhile, the hunka hunka burnin' love escapes more UNASKED questions.

 

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Meanwhile, the hunka hunka burnin' love escapes more UNASKED questions.

unasked, uninvited, undesired and yet he remains UNFAZED

 

[A_Bierce]

unasked, uninvited, undesired and yet he remains UNFAZED

Such lack of situational awareness could cause him to FOUNDER in a heap of hurt.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Such lack of situational awareness could cause him to FOUNDER in a heap of hurt.

As a founder of a company focusing on situational awareness in cases like this, I am UNFAZED by this revelation.

 

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As a founder of a company focusing on situational awareness in cases like this, I am UNFAZED by this revelation.

obviously he is LURDANE

 

[A_Bierce]

obviously he is LURDANE

So, of course his LAUNDRY is always done by someone else.

 

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So, of course his LAUNDRY is always done by someone else.

FRANKLY I think he's quite capable but likes to manipulate people. The cad!!

 

[A_Bierce]

FRANKLY I think he's quite capable but likes to manipulate people. The cad!!

The cad has no doubt RANKLED more than his share of victims.

 

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The cad has no doubt RANKLED more than his share of victims.

I bet there's a SPARKLE in their eyes when they put their rankle bracelets on

 

[A_Bierce]

I bet there's a SPARKLE in their eyes when they put their rankle bracelets on

Nope, those are tennis bracelets. Gotta accessorize those spendy RACKETS, donchya know.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Nope, those are tennis bracelets. Gotta accessorize those spendy RACKETS, donchya know.

People who TRAIPSE around with tennis bracelets with more than 10 carats of diamonds on them are only showing off.

 

[A_Bierce]

People who TRAIPSE around with tennis bracelets with more than 10 carats of diamonds on them are only showing off.

Are those who slink around with ≤ 10 carats living a SPARTAN existence?

 

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Are those who slink around with ≤ 10 carats living a SPARTAN existence?

as hard as it is to imagine, there probably are some with only 9 carat bracelets. Usually justdon't see them at PARTIES

 

[A_Bierce]

as hard as it is to imagine, there probably are some with only 9 carat bracelets. Usually justdon't see them at PARTIES

Having to make do with a mere 9-carat bracelet STRIKES me as abject deprivation.

 

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Having to make do with a mere 9-carat bracelet STRIKES me as abject deprivation.

what are the METRICS for deprivation? Should politicians outlaw deprivation, abject or not?

 

[A_Bierce]

what are the METRICS for deprivation? Should politicians outlaw deprivation, abject or not?

Their aim is so poor they'd probably wind up outlawing anyone who SCRIMPS on jewelry gifts.

 

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Their aim is so poor they'd probably wind up outlawing anyone who SCRIMPS on jewelry gifts.

PRIESTS could provide insight into unacceptable levels of scrimp. Is a tithe enough or does that leave too many blingless

 

[Candy_Kane54]

PRIESTS could provide insight into unacceptable levels of scrimp. Is a tithe enough or does that leave too many blingless

A small DEPOSIT on your tithe will help in the long run.

 

[A_Bierce]

A small DEPOSIT on your tithe will help in the long run.

The practice of tithing STOPPED with the canonization of greed.

 

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A small DEPOSIT on your tithe will help in the long run.

how much does it take to get NOTICED? I could pick up the Kirkland multipack and gift two birds from one store.

 

[A_Bierce]

how much does it take to get NOTICED? I could pick up the Kirkland multipack and gift two birds from one store.

I notice that you INCITED disappointment by (deliberately or obliviously, macht nichts) overlooking an earlier response to Ms. Kane's post.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

I notice that you INCITED disappointment by (deliberately or obliviously, macht nichts) overlooking an earlier response to Ms. Kane's post.

Incitation of disappointment can lead to ERISTIC discussions of proper decorum.

 

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Incitation of disappointment can lead to ERISTIC discussions of proper decorum.

well kiss my KEISTER! in my hurry to snipe and run I violated protocol. There goes my perfect attendance certificate