Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[A_Bierce]

apparently my fate DEPENDS on the sincerity of my groveling

That and how big a SPENDER you are.

 

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That and how big a SPENDER you are.

DINEROS won't be a problem as compared to insight on judicial spending of same

 

[A_Bierce]

DINEROS won't be a problem as compared to insight on judicial spending of same

Judicial spending isn't a high priority for RIOTERS (or Hoosiers).

 

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Judicial spending isn't a high priority for RIOTERS (or Hoosiers).

perhaps some HOSIERY when the Hoosier comes out of hibernation

 

[A_Bierce]

perhaps some HOSIERY when the Hoosier comes out of hibernation

Upon said occasion, would a possibly HOSTILE post-hibernation Hoosier be happy with hosiery? Hmmm?

 

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Upon said occasion, would a possibly HOSTILE post-hibernation Hoosier be happy with hosiery? Hmmm?

possibly an orchestra of CITOLAS will calm that puddy-tat enough to retract her claws

 

[A_Bierce]

possibly an orchestra of CITOLAS will calm that puddy-tat enough to retract her claws

Especially if accompanied by a dose of LACTOSE in a dainty dish.

 

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Especially if accompanied by a dose of LACTOSE in a dainty dish.

I'm a REALIST. I won't get off that easy

 

[A_Bierce]

I'm a REALIST. I won't get off that easy

Sure you will. You're being SILLIER than usual, dude.

 

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Sure you will. You're being SILLIER than usual, dude.

the CLERICS I consulted don't share your optimism

 

[A_Bierce]

the CLERICS I consulted don't share your optimism

Your clerics are mere RELICTS of earlier druids. who were also usually wrong.

 

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Your clerics are mere RELICTS of earlier druids. who were also usually wrong.

regardless, I've adjusted my FILTERS in an attempt to stay on the approved path

 

[A_Bierce]

regardless, I've adjusted my FILTERS in an attempt to stay on the approved path

That "approved" path would TERRIFY the hell out of a normal person.

 

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That "approved" path would TERRIFY the hell out of a normal person.

just don't want to get FURTHER in trouble

 

[A_Bierce]

just don't want to get FURTHER in trouble

You wouldn't get in trouble if you HURRIED along an unapproved path.

 

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You wouldn't get in trouble if you HURRIED along an unapproved path.

I'd be WORRIED about running into lions and tigers and bears

 

[A_Bierce]

I'd be WORRIED about running into lions and tigers and bears

Oh my! I do hope someone DEWORMS them before your encounter.

 

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Oh my! I do hope someone DEWORMS them before your encounter.

it's the highlight of my week to deal with the WEIRDOS hired to deworm wild animals

 

[A_Bierce]

it's the highlight of my week to deal with the WEIRDOS hired to deworm wild animals

They aren't weird, someone just REWIRED their fight-or-flight switches.

 

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They aren't weird, someone just REWIRED their fight-or-flight switches.

sadly I blended in with this DIVERSE collection of misfits

 

[A_Bierce]

sadly I blended in with this DIVERSE collection of misfits

You blended so sadly, I VERSIFY badly.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

You blended so sadly, I VERSIFY badly.

It's easy to blend in when you have a GREYISH complexion.

 

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It's easy to blend in when you have a GREYISH complexion.

and people turn away quickly when they encounter someone with an OGREISH complexion

 

[Candy_Kane54]

and people turn away quickly when they encounter someone with an OGREISH complexion

Maybe that's why I keep getting GHOSTED all of the time ...

 

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Maybe that's why I keep getting GHOSTED all of the time ...

the only was either of you would be ghosted is if your suitors were SHOCKED to see that whip poorly hidden behind your back