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[4nick8er]

....anything you want to know, just ask

 

[4nick8er]

Crickets. All I hear are crickets

 

[DoodleCo]

Hello! How are you on this fine day?

 

[4nick8er]

Hello I am great. I hope you are

 

[sgwatts3]

horny

looking for a good buddy in the west ga area

 

[4nick8er]

I'm in NC.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

What is a perfect date ?

 

[McSmoothie]

What do you think of the English game of Cricket?

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Why ask for people to ask you questions if you aren't going to answer them?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

What is a perfect date ?

Everyone knows that answer - April 25 - because it's not too hot and not too cold.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Why did kamikazi pilots wear crash helmets?

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Everyone knows that answer - April 25 - because it's not too hot and not too cold.

That is the exact answer I expected.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Have You Met a Big Tit Video Site Better Than This https://www.*********.net/categories/bolshie-siski/ ?

Can't wait to hear the OP's answer to this question

 

[1nut1der]

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

 

[asfucwit]

Life the universe and everything

Why 42 ?

 

[Grumpybollocks]

How long does it take to dig half a hole?

 

[Grumpybollocks]

Dammit, this is the best AMA tread I've read in ages, so I'll answer them...

 

[Grumpybollocks]

What is a perfect date ?

One that has been chopped and mixed into a, sticky toffee pudding, served with plenty of custard

 

[Grumpybollocks]

What do you think of the English game of Cricket?

I think it is a game appreciated by those who understand that sport can also be cerebral

 

[Grumpybollocks]

Why ask for people to ask you questions if you aren't going to answer them?

Ahhhh one of the great dilemmas of the modern age. I think we'll find the OP is too busy trying to determine the sound of one hand clapping to reply

 

[Grumpybollocks]

Why did kamikazi pilots wear crash helmets?

The crash helmets were there for protection, quite obviously. We all know how horrible travelling is with a headache, so imagine if you bumped your head on the cockpit on entry, and spent your final time on this earth not only travelling, but with a sore head too. The Emperor, well known for his humanity, decreed that the helmets were obligatory for this very reason

 

[Grumpybollocks]

Have You Met a Big Tit Video Site Better Than This https://www.*********.net/categories/bolshie-siski/ ?

I've never actually met a big tit video site, but someone is setting me up on a blind date with a hentai streaming service. I'll report back

 

[Grumpybollocks]

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Neither, I came on my bike