What is your morning routine?

[KristainSC]

Mine starts with an early morning walk, I love feeling the morning air and stretching my legs, and burning some calories to start my day before getting ready for work (currently remote still so makes the walks a bit longer too). What do you find that you love to do to get your day started?

 

[Champakian]

Coffee, Lit, good morning news and dogs...

 

[rae121452]

get up and pee again, take my morning pills. if it's light out, make a mug of tea and look at the internet. lay back down and take a nap.

 

[pointless]

well, first i murder anyone stupid enough to ask me silly questions like "what's your morning routine?", then i spend a couple hours scrubbing, chopping, sawing, dissolving things in large vats of acid before having a wank and taking a nap.

 

[Chernosoth]

Shit, lit, and cereal.

 

[Stinger59]

Out of bed a 5:00am, a warm shower that ends with a minute or two of cold water. Make my lunch, eat breakfast, and out the door to work

 

[FataMorgana]

Wake up.
Call the clock a cunt.
Ponder ringing in sick.
Get out of bed.
Remove dead bodies cats brought in.
Feed the cats.
Take two solpadienes.
Go to work.
Think about my bed.

 

[oggbashan]

Test blood sugars; take four pills; inject insulin; have breakfast; take two more pills; take 11 more pills; have a coffee. Ahh!

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

Mine starts with an early morning walk, I love feeling the morning air and stretching my legs, and burning some calories to start my day before getting ready for work (currently remote still so makes the walks a bit longer too). What do you find that you love to do to get your day started?

My eyes open at a quarter after 5, the first thing I do, is as lightly as I can I start rubbing the wifes legs and feet. As she starts to wake I switch to light scratching, when she is about half awake I start massaging her feet and legs, butt and back; kiss her back from top to bottom and side to side. Flip her over for a flourish on the front and let her get up and start putting herself together for the work day. Then I get up make her coffee and while she is in the shower, I'm upstairs on my computer looking for something worthwhile to jack off too.

 

[mortis]

well, first i murder anyone stupid enough to ask me silly questions like "what's your morning routine?", then i spend a couple hours scrubbing, chopping, sawing, dissolving things in large vats of acid before having a wank and taking a nap.

Funny I hope.
Take the Dog out to do the morning business, pledge allegiance to the flag, coffee lit and work.

 

[rockcasbah]

Mine starts with an early morning walk, I love feeling the morning air and stretching my legs, and burning some calories to start my day before getting ready for work (currently remote still so makes the walks a bit longer too). What do you find that you love to do to get your day started?

You should probably post on The Playground... or Amateur Pics if you aren't hideous.

 

[HisArpy]

Tea and breakfast first. Then I do my daily calisthenics ending with a Tai Chi routine. Shower then work. Somewhere in there I find the time to let luk know he'll always be an idjit no matter what user id he uses.

 

[FataMorgana]

Tea and breakfast first. Then I do my daily calisthenics ending with a Tai Chi routine. Shower then work. Somewhere in there I find the time to let luk know he'll always be an idjit no matter what user id he uses.

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[HisArpy]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f1060dd987265b360552ec72ab9e70c0/tenor.gif?itemid=5581956

Horrible movie.

 

[FataMorgana]

Horrible movie.

Cunt.

It's a classic.

 

[HisArpy]

Cunt.

It's a classic.

Ghost was better. Roadhouse was just crap piled on crap.

 

[EnglishStud]

Coffee, empty my bollocks, always the same since you ask

 

[FataMorgana]

Ghost was better. Roadhouse was just crap piled on crap.

Roadhouse is cheesey nonsense but fab. Worth it for Sam Elliott alone.

Not seen Ghost for years. Push a penny under the door, cunt.

 

[FataMorgana]

Coffee, empty my bollocks, always the same since you ask

That's why it took you so long bringing my coffee to bed.

 

[rockcasbah]

This new Wings alt is a snooze.

You all should have been more supportive of her.

 

[Comshaw]

7:00 AM crawl out of bed groaning and cussing
7:00 the three S's (shit, shower and shave) dress, pour a cup of black coffee.
7:30 pour another cup of black coffee
7:45 3rd cup into the cup
8:00 put mutt on a leash and hike to the barn, pick up paper on the way.
8:15 shovel horse shit, sweep stalls, throw hay to and cuss at nags as I scratch 'em on the withers
8:45 head home and play a game of chase the stick with the mutt
9:00-10:00 read paper, check interwebs, more coffee
10:00 start to the rest of the day
boring and perfect to me

Comshaw

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Tea and breakfast first. Then I do my daily calisthenics ending with a Tai Chi routine. Shower then work. Somewhere in there I find the time to let luk no matter

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what user id he uses.

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The Rapey Double-Derp!

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[HisArpy]

Roadhouse is cheesey nonsense but fab. Worth it for Sam Elliott alone.

Not seen Ghost for years. Push a penny under the door, cunt.

Just do it!






You want real tai chi?

Watch this 28 form Wudang routine on youtube

 

[HisArpy]

I am luuuuuukkkk!!!

Poor stupid luk. Even without half trying I can get you to post.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Poor stupid luk. Even without half trying I can get you to post.

I post 20 times a day, you ain't special, Rapey. Here's what's more telling - you talk about me all of the time whereas I only acknowledge your ineptitude.

Also, you're missing a comma, stupid.