I work at a store that sells Tires alone

get a better job so you have a lot of disposable income to spend on ho's.
 
I work at a store that sells Tires I'm the only one that works there and 23 I'm a virgin and I want to get laid give me tips. I started working out everyday whats next?

Lance, no one believes that you have a job.
 
You need to impress your boss, suggest they stock Apollo tyres, they have a website https://www.apollotyres.com/en-gb/car-suv-van/tyre-finder/ they have a useful facility whereby one can compare tyres whilst leaving them in the shopping cart. Customers love that, your boss will love you. its always best to leave at least 4 tyres of each size and type in the cart.
 
I work at a store that sells Tires I'm the only one that works there and 23 I'm a virgin and I want to get laid give me tips. I started working out everyday whats next?

Just fuck some of the smaller tires to take the edge off until you meet that special someone. ;)

I guess that means you'll be useless tonight then.:(

Them's the breaks, homie. :(

Looks like you'll have to put the ol' blue pill jar back in the medicine cabinet again!

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I work at a store that sells Tires I'm the only one that works there and 23 I'm a virgin and I want to get laid give me tips. I started working out everyday whats next?

Since you work with tires, here's some advice. If it has tits or tires, it's going to give you trouble.
 
Can you get me a set of 5 steel 8" rims for 16" tires that fit a Model 60 Land Cruiser? I don't want to be using spacers or having to grind my brake calipers down.
 
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