My secret life as an E.T fucker

[Brandnewbuddy]

In this case Extraterrestrial, not the guy from the Spielberg film.

Our protagonist (I envisioned male but but could be female) works a regular service industry job during the day but has a double life as an escort for off-worlders.

I imagine a series of stories though the main one would just be how they wound up with the job. One idea I had was that they’re even government backed but maybe they just turned tricks one day, the client exploded into tentacles and reflexively at the end of the session they said “tell your friends” so the alien did.

Really I thought it would just be fun to write a series of vignettes about a man or woman who spends a night with increasingly bizarre sex acts, and then goes back to their normal life pretending nothing happened.

 

[Hypoxia]

The setting is a prohibited Pleasure Planet frequented and serviced by many interstellar races. Earth girls are easy, sure, but those triple-titted gals from Tau Ceti IV and double-donged lizard guys from Polaris VI are much in demand.

 

[Carnevil9]

Two words: Galactic Tinder.

 

[sirhugs]

Three words:
alien tentacle monster

 

[jaF0]

Sound like an idea custom made for the Down Below.

 

[DanDraper]

In this case Extraterrestrial, not the guy from the Spielberg film.

Good concept. But to definitely avoid that Spielberg film, I would avoid that term E.T. all together. Or just say extra terrestrial because when you day it like that, nobody thinks about that film unless you say those two letters.

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[DanDraper]

Two words: Galactic Tinder.

Best dating app idea ever

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[Hypoxia]

Our protagonist (I envisioned male but but could be female) works a regular service industry job during the day but has a double life as an escort for off-worlders.

He or she must be flexible in order to deal with tri-sexual or hive-mind aliens.

An alternative is a shape-shifting alien disguised as human in their day job at IBM but whose nights are spent pleasing many humans, a multi-talented escort -- is impregnation possible?

Three words:
alien tentacle monster

Not the most attractive escort for events on Earth. Even in Florida.

 

[Carnevil9]

Good concept. But to definitely avoid that Spielberg film, I would avoid that term E.T. all together. Or just say extra terrestrial because when you day it like that, nobody thinks about that film unless you say those two letters.

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The term ET was around long before Spielberg got his fingerprints all over it. It was well known among Sci-Fi types, if not the general populace. Also used was ETI for extra-terrestrial intelligence. You could use that one.

 

[bettiezyx]

Reminds me of this book:
https://scifieroticareviews.wordpress.com/2015/03/07/become-a-space-slut-in-thirteen-easy-steps/

 

[DanDraper]

The term ET was around long before Spielberg got his fingerprints all over it. It was well known among Sci-Fi types, if not the general populace. Also used was ETI for extra-terrestrial intelligence. You could use that one.

True, but because of the movie you can't hear E.T. without thinking of that little creature wanting to 'phone home."
It's why you only hear them say aliens or extra-terrestrials in the show X-Files.

Although, I do like ETI, it does sound a little better.

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[sirhugs]

True, but because of the movie you can't hear E.T. without thinking of that little creature wanting to 'phone home."
It's why you only hear them say aliens or extra-terrestrials in the show X-Files.

Although, I do like ETI, it does sound a little better.

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you could always easter egg in a phoning home reference.

 

[Carnevil9]

True, but because of the movie you can't hear E.T. without thinking of that little creature wanting to 'phone home."
It's why you only hear them say aliens or extra-terrestrials in the show X-Files.

Although, I do like ETI, it does sound a little better.

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Even though I suggested it, there is still one problem with the term ETI: it sounds a little too close to UTI!

Unless that is the plot point after all.

 

[Hypoxia]

True, but because of the movie you can't hear E.T. without thinking of that little creature wanting to 'phone home."

Who under age 30 has even heard of the Spielberg film? Might as well refer to "the cat's pajamas", hey?

 

[Carnevil9]

Who under age 30 has even heard of the Spielberg film? Might as well refer to "the cat's pajamas", hey?

You might be right. But I'm guessing even Millennials and Zoomers are familiar with the film.

 

[sirhugs]

E.T. has kinda lasting power. I gave seen it used as a reference point in a commercial recently.

 

[Hypoxia]

Over in Sonoma County California, north of San Francisco, signs for the realtor Frank Howard Allen are seen everywhere. I was long tempted to change the second 'l' to an 'i', thus announcing Frank Howard Alien. The ETs are here!

 

[sirhugs]

Over in Sonoma County California, north of San Francisco, signs for the realtor Frank Howard Allen are seen everywhere. I was long tempted to change the second 'l' to an 'i', thus announcing Frank Howard Alien. The ETs are here!

they need houses too!