Seeking applications from women for medium term companion

A666

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Hi, I'm a 43 year old male and I'm seeking applicants to act as a medium term companion on contract for a year. Compensation can be discussed, accomodation , food, expenses and travel will be taken care of.
The applicants need to fullfil the following criteria :
1. Female between 32-50
2. Body type + medium to heavy
3. Sexual orientation - straight /bisexual
4. Must be prepared for oral, anal and vaginal intercourse .
5. Must be drug and disease free and willing to undergo tests to prove the same .
6. Liquor and tobacco are permissable but anything else wi need review.
7. All intercourse will be bareback.
8. Applicants should enjoy intercourse and bukake.
9. Selected applicants will need to be sexually exclusive for the duration of the contract term which may or may not be extended based on mutual discussions .
10. Applicants must be willing to lactate or must be currently lactating.
11. Applicants must hold a valid passport for travel, and must not have any criminal priors or record at the time of application .
12.the successful candidate will be paid a monthly stipend in addition to being provided with accomodation, food and am expense account to handle any other requirements. The candidate will also receive full.medical benefits including dental careif needed.

All interested applicants may email me with details at andruid.iyer@yahoo.com to initiate further discussions towards selection . Applicants must include a recent full length photograph , reasonably attired along with their name, contact information and other pertinent details.
 
Just how much moolah are we talking here, Satan?

And just how flexible are you on your terms?

I've been off the blow for the better part of 12 hours now, willing to wear a wig and tuck my schlong. Perhaps a Super Soaker 2000 filled with milk can be an acceptable alternative to a pair of lactating breasts?
 
Well as long as they are willijg to consider being induced to lactate it's okay. In case this interests you, the email address is there so please send forth your application
 
Hi, I'm a 43 year old male and I'm seeking applicants to act as a medium term companion on contract for a year. Compensation can be discussed, accomodation , food, expenses and travel will be taken care of.
The applicants need to fullfil the following criteria :
1. Female between 32-50
2. Body type + medium to heavy
3. Sexual orientation - straight /bisexual
4. Must be prepared for oral, anal and vaginal intercourse .
5. Must be drug and disease free and willing to undergo tests to prove the same .
6. Liquor and tobacco are permissable but anything else wi need review.
7. All intercourse will be bareback.
8. Applicants should enjoy intercourse and bukake.
9. Selected applicants will need to be sexually exclusive for the duration of the contract term which may or may not be extended based on mutual discussions .
10. Applicants must be willing to lactate or must be currently lactating.
11. Applicants must hold a valid passport for travel, and must not have any criminal priors or record at the time of application .
12.the successful candidate will be paid a monthly stipend in addition to being provided with accomodation, food and am expense account to handle any other requirements. The candidate will also receive full.medical benefits including dental careif needed.

All interested applicants may email me with details at andruid.iyer@yahoo.com to initiate further discussions towards selection . Applicants must include a recent full length photograph , reasonably attired along with their name, contact information and other pertinent details.

This is Bill Gates, isn’t it? It’s okay, you can tell us if it is. We’ll keep it quiet.
 
*offers Wand3r a stiff gin and tonic and a bottle of eye bleach*

And can someone explain to me how sexually exclusive bukkake works?
 
Applicants should know you may end up in a hole in the desert or the forest under some trees. You will be found by runners or hikers eventually. Because it’s always runners or hikers who find the body.
 
Applicants should know you may end up in a hole in the desert or the forest under some trees. You will be found by runners or hikers eventually. Because it’s always runners or hikers who find the body.
Or held in a cage for a wee while before you end up discovered in a hole by said runners or hikers!!
 
Or held in a cage for a wee while before you end up discovered in a hole by said runners or hikers!!
But thanks to the dental insurance, you'll have impeccable teeth when you're identified from dental records.
 
Do you think his name is Mr Grey and he’s looking for a lactating Anastasia?
Fifty SMA's of Grey?

But seriously, retrofitting your suggestion with a bottle of Aptamil would be cheaper. And nobody need end up in a hole in the desert. Plus, no need for the costly dental insurance! Triples all round!
 
Applicants should know you may end up in a hole in the desert or the forest under some trees. You will be found by runners or hikers eventually. Because it’s always runners or hikers who find the body.

Or dog walkers - dont forget the dog walkers.
 
Fifty SMA's of Grey?

But seriously, retrofitting your suggestion with a bottle of Aptamil would be cheaper. And nobody need end up in a hole in the desert. Plus, no need for the costly dental insurance! Triples all round!
Lactating sex dolls!! Apparently it’s a thanggggg!!
SMA’s hahaha!! Aptamil, Cow&Gate I’m sure either would suffice 😂
 
he has been saving his stimulas money and extra unemployment benefits to lure you to his meth trailer in the woods. Your dental plan is most likely a used pair of wooden teeth cousin cooter carved back in the woodshed the last applicant wore. The lactating will be most likely milking the goat youre bunking with in the barn honestly.
just sayin.. 😟
 
he has been saving his stimulas money and extra unemployment benefits to lure you to his meth trailer in the woods. Your dental plan is most likely a used pair of wooden teeth cousin cooter carved back in the woodshed the last applicant wore. The lactating will be most likely milking the goat youre bunking with in the barn honestly.
just sayin.. 😟

Whats that email again?
 
I'm trying to work out how the last applicant wore a woodshed.

This is all so confusing. Daisy? Help!
 
I'm trying to work out how the last applicant wore a woodshed.

This is all so confusing. Daisy? Help!

lol no no no, wooden teeth
carved by cousin cooter
in the woodshed.. fuck, you been sippin' his shine again?
you know that jar was used in the meth lab right?
they store tge wooden teeth in it.. wtf people
 
Snort.

To be fair some people would pine to wear a woodshed. It can be quite groovy.

Goes a bit against the grain for me though.
 
and with my errors in grammer and it being this late on a Friday afternoon you would think maybe I have been sipping it too.
 
Snort.

To be fair some people would pine to wear a woodshed. It can be quite groovy.

Goes a bit against the grain for me though.
I log in here, and next thing I know this has all branched out in a random direction. I've tried to work out why, but I'm stumped.

Anyway, I won't lumber you with any more. I'm varnishing for the night.
 
I log in here, and next thing I know this has all branched out in a random direction. I've tried to work out why, but I'm stumped.

Anyway, I won't lumber you with any more. I'm varnishing for the night.

ah - always a shame when people leaf. I'm plane upset now.
Whittle I do now?
 
with lumber prices up 200% everywhere we at least know he wont be punishing his victims by shoving toothpicks under their fingernails or breaking wood paddles over asses.
 
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