TadOverdon
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Do character names vex anyone else?
There's a famous old sci-fi writer who just repeatedly named everyone jones and smith and john and mike. Well, that's simple because the name "Mike Smith" will sound almost invisibly "right" to people (in America, at least) the same way that readers don't see the word "said."
But now it's obviously ethnocentric if everyone's named that way.
Said famous writer once had a LatinX character named Juan. Throughout the book he just called him "Johnny."
In something with more than one or two characters, one has to make all the names different enough that the reader doesn't have to work to remember who's who. I know half a dozen Johns. In a book with twenty characters, one John is allowed.
Pairing given names with surnames can be the most time consuming thing. One wants a mix of surnames of different numbers of syllables from a variety of different national backgrounds (again, if it's set someplace like America). Assonance demands that the number of syllables in a given name strike a certain balance with the number in the surname unless you're playing it for humor. "Bob Dobbs" is silly and "Jonathan Livingston Seagull" is almost immediately memorable; "Bill Thompson" is invisibly white bread.
There's an unconscious tendency to favor certain names or kinds of names so that the characters all sound like they're from the same village somewhere east of London.
If I come up with a name I really like, I compulsively Google it. If it "just sounds right" the likelihood is pretty high that I've heard it a hundred times on CNN or ESPN and just never noticed. Now that I think of it, come up with a name that sounds really good for a newscaster and...they're probably already a newscaster somewhere.
If "it just sounds right" and it's not connected to a real person with an Internet presence, halfway through the book I remember that I used it for a supporting character a couple of books ago.
99.6% of names in the world already belong to someone who has played school or professional athletics successfully enough that their statistics and probably picture are online in more than one place. Dicey, IMHO.
No Alexises, Brittanys, Jessicas, Jennas need apply...all the porn performers in the world are passing six names back and forth.
Oh, and "Kalisy?" That one's kind of mainstreamed. But no fifty-year-old woman is named Kalisy.
Just me? Yeah, I know it's just me. I'm blathering and putting off looking for new names for two characters who have so far been Silveri, Palmer, Hopkins, Baker, Palmieri and a couple of other variations that I was tired of halfway through the book.
There's a famous old sci-fi writer who just repeatedly named everyone jones and smith and john and mike. Well, that's simple because the name "Mike Smith" will sound almost invisibly "right" to people (in America, at least) the same way that readers don't see the word "said."
But now it's obviously ethnocentric if everyone's named that way.
Said famous writer once had a LatinX character named Juan. Throughout the book he just called him "Johnny."
In something with more than one or two characters, one has to make all the names different enough that the reader doesn't have to work to remember who's who. I know half a dozen Johns. In a book with twenty characters, one John is allowed.
Pairing given names with surnames can be the most time consuming thing. One wants a mix of surnames of different numbers of syllables from a variety of different national backgrounds (again, if it's set someplace like America). Assonance demands that the number of syllables in a given name strike a certain balance with the number in the surname unless you're playing it for humor. "Bob Dobbs" is silly and "Jonathan Livingston Seagull" is almost immediately memorable; "Bill Thompson" is invisibly white bread.
There's an unconscious tendency to favor certain names or kinds of names so that the characters all sound like they're from the same village somewhere east of London.
If I come up with a name I really like, I compulsively Google it. If it "just sounds right" the likelihood is pretty high that I've heard it a hundred times on CNN or ESPN and just never noticed. Now that I think of it, come up with a name that sounds really good for a newscaster and...they're probably already a newscaster somewhere.
If "it just sounds right" and it's not connected to a real person with an Internet presence, halfway through the book I remember that I used it for a supporting character a couple of books ago.
99.6% of names in the world already belong to someone who has played school or professional athletics successfully enough that their statistics and probably picture are online in more than one place. Dicey, IMHO.
No Alexises, Brittanys, Jessicas, Jennas need apply...all the porn performers in the world are passing six names back and forth.
Oh, and "Kalisy?" That one's kind of mainstreamed. But no fifty-year-old woman is named Kalisy.
Just me? Yeah, I know it's just me. I'm blathering and putting off looking for new names for two characters who have so far been Silveri, Palmer, Hopkins, Baker, Palmieri and a couple of other variations that I was tired of halfway through the book.
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