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who is more popular with the lit ladies?

who's the one the litladies tuck n tape for?

  • luk

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • sean

    Votes: 9 81.8%
  • Total voters
    11
rockcasbah said:
sean may be a hopeless underachiever, but he’s not stupid.
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Going off the fact that he's a Literotica forum member, who has consistently fucked up on nearly every subject he's ever opined upon, the evidence seems to contradict you.
 
So, today's the day Philthy Liar gets his new Honda Rebel.

Universally considered one of the best starter bikes for women.

Light, easy to handle, not too much power, low seat for shorter legs.

Maybe he'll check in later to tell us how 300cc's of raw power feels.

Did he get the Automatic...or can he handle the easy-shifting slipper-clutch manual?


(he didn't say...probably can't remember with all the excitement around the chrome forks/black forks mixup)
 
Your guys' sparring is much more entertaining than the "Trump sucks", "no Biden sucks" next door. :D
 
You likely won't see Philthy luk in this thread much today.

Has to lick his wounds after exposing himself.
 
mayfly13 said:
Your guys' sparring is much more entertaining than the "Trump sucks", "no Biden sucks" next door. :D
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It's not sparring, it's cockfighting. Unfortunately for them, both Sean and luk always end up stuck trying to figure out how they keep shoving a gigantic strapon into their own asses. (While always seeming to do it by "accident" as if that somehow negates their consistency and apparent enthusiasm for the experience.)
 
Sean said:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


IK,R?
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Oh look, it's strapon boi cum to give us his perspective on how it feels.



Good morning Archie, how's your sphincter? (please don't tell us, we really don't want to know.)
 
HisArpy said:
Going off the fact that he's a Literotica forum member, who has consistently fucked up on nearly every subject he's ever opined upon, the evidence seems to contradict you.
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His employment record and luck with the ladies has never been any good, but there's lots he knows about.

Like video games.

Taking things apart.

Dumpster diving for expired meat.

And he has a fantastic capacity for rage.
 
rockcasbah said:
His employment record and luck with the ladies has never been any good, but there's lots he knows about.

Like video games.

Taking things apart.

Dumpster diving for expired meat.

And he has a fantastic capacity for rage.
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It's not rage, it's frustration over his own ineptitude.
 
HisArpy said:
It's not rage, it's frustration over his own ineptitude.
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Nah, most of the time it's just one of his addictions talking.

He was better there for a while when he was pretending to be in a relationship.

Nobody's posted about it, but I gather that's over.
 
I noticed he's being vewy vewy quiet this morning.

Must be all the tears of joy over his new 300cc motorcycle.
 
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