Hey ladies. Wanna take over the world with me?

TossAwayFellow978

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Okay. So, I've been lurking around the personals forums for a couple days now, getting a sense for what people are posting. I'm seeing a lot more guys posting than girls – I suppose with good reason. While I have responded to a few people's posts via PM, I thought I would take a second to write a post of my own and see what kinds of responses I get.

I'm a straight white male in my early 40s, and I live in Southern California. Usually when I come to this site, I'm in the chat rooms either engaged in various tomfooleries or else talking with someone alone in PM.

Ideally, I might like to communicate with someone local to me who wouldn't mind meeting in person. I've only done this once before – meeting someone in person from Literotica, that is – and it went really well, even if it felt kinda scary and insane in the moment. I am fully vaccinated, and I'm masked everywhere I go, so I am pretty safe to be around. Hopefully, if you're down for meeting in person, you're either vaccinated yourself or else you've got plans to get vaccinated, too?...

But, that said, I'll still appreciate non-local replies from women who want a new email/chat/phone/voice friend.

As to kinks... I'm fairly vanilla myself, but I would say I'm mildly kink-friendly. I can be a little reserved at first, but enjoy the process of getting to know someone sexually. It brings me out of my shell completely organically, and I crave that sense of closeness and intimacy that comes from getting-to-know-you experimentation.

And the specifics... who should you be if you're going to respond to me?

I'm cisgendered and heterosexual, so I'm looking for cis women who like cis men. I have nothing but love for my gay brothers and trans sisters, but this is who I'm attracted to.

I'm open to all races. My romantic resume has more women of color than not (especially Asian, Latina and Middle Eastern women), which may speak something to my personal preferences... but in general the question of race/ethnicity/skin color is open as far as I'm concerned.

As I've grown older... my dating pool has skewed younger. Or, to describe it more accurately: I never stopped dating women in their 20s. So I'm open – eagerly so – to younger women. But as with race, this is still an open question: I won't turn someone away because they've crossed over an arbitrary age threshold. (this should go without saying though: be legal. 18+ only)

Far and away the most important thing I want in a respondent is wit! I want someone who can keep up with me when I start making bad puns in the middle of whatever movie we're watching. I want someone who will crack jokes even (and especially!) in the middle of steamy sexytimes talk. I want someone who will indulge me when I rant about how terrible X movie/TV show was, and either pile on after I'm done or else challenge me and rant about how *great* that thing actually was.

Possibly you're also a nerd and/or have an appreciation for nerdy things. That would be kinda great, too.

... Oh, and BY THE WAY: if you're going to reply to ask why I bothered to write such a long personals post? This is part of the plan. I wouldn't want a reply from someone who wasn't willing to sit through a post like this. So, spare yourself some typing and don't bother pointing out to me how futile my lengthy post may or may not be. I am little and less inclined toward such helpful musings.
 
Okay. So, I've been lurking around the personals forums for a couple days now, getting a sense for what people are posting. I'm seeing a lot more guys posting than girls – I suppose with good reason. While I have responded to a few people's posts via PM, I thought I would take a second to write a post of my own and see what kinds of responses I get.

I'm a straight white male in my early 40s, and I live in Southern California. Usually when I come to this site, I'm in the chat rooms either engaged in various tomfooleries or else talking with someone alone in PM.

Ideally, I might like to communicate with someone local to me who wouldn't mind meeting in person. I've only done this once before – meeting someone in person from Literotica, that is – and it went really well, even if it felt kinda scary and insane in the moment. I am fully vaccinated, and I'm masked everywhere I go, so I am pretty safe to be around. Hopefully, if you're down for meeting in person, you're either vaccinated yourself or else you've got plans to get vaccinated, too?...

But, that said, I'll still appreciate non-local replies from women who want a new email/chat/phone/voice friend.

As to kinks... I'm fairly vanilla myself, but I would say I'm mildly kink-friendly. I can be a little reserved at first, but enjoy the process of getting to know someone sexually. It brings me out of my shell completely organically, and I crave that sense of closeness and intimacy that comes from getting-to-know-you experimentation.

And the specifics... who should you be if you're going to respond to me?

I'm cisgendered and heterosexual, so I'm looking for cis women who like cis men. I have nothing but love for my gay brothers and trans sisters, but this is who I'm attracted to.

I'm open to all races. My romantic resume has more women of color than not (especially Asian, Latina and Middle Eastern women), which may speak something to my personal preferences... but in general the question of race/ethnicity/skin color is open as far as I'm concerned.

As I've grown older... my dating pool has skewed younger. Or, to describe it more accurately: I never stopped dating women in their 20s. So I'm open – eagerly so – to younger women. But as with race, this is still an open question: I won't turn someone away because they've crossed over an arbitrary age threshold. (this should go without saying though: be legal. 18+ only)

Far and away the most important thing I want in a respondent is wit! I want someone who can keep up with me when I start making bad puns in the middle of whatever movie we're watching. I want someone who will crack jokes even (and especially!) in the middle of steamy sexytimes talk. I want someone who will indulge me when I rant about how terrible X movie/TV show was, and either pile on after I'm done or else challenge me and rant about how *great* that thing actually was.

Possibly you're also a nerd and/or have an appreciation for nerdy things. That would be kinda great, too.

... Oh, and BY THE WAY: if you're going to reply to ask why I bothered to write such a long personals post? This is part of the plan. I wouldn't want a reply from someone who wasn't willing to sit through a post like this. So, spare yourself some typing and don't bother pointing out to me how futile my lengthy post may or may not be. I am little and less inclined toward such helpful musings.

Welcome to the boards! Nobody is going to query the length of your post, at least nobody worth paying attention to! After all, the more detail you provide (explicitly or otherwise), the more people will know what sort of person you are and what you are looking for. Good luck in your search :)
 
I agree with lotus_blossom; don't worry about the length of your post. You spell out what you're looking for in quite a bit of detail, so that's always appreciated. I wish you the best in your pursuit.
 
Welcome to the boards! Nobody is going to query the length of your post, at least nobody worth paying attention to! After all, the more detail you provide (explicitly or otherwise), the more people will know what sort of person you are and what you are looking for. Good luck in your search :)

Thank you :)
 
Hello to you, fellow with a strange user name!

It seems to me, now that Lady JS and Lotus_Blossom have responded to your post, you have exhausted -- most likely -- the supply of women here, who enjoy reading "heavy stuff" like you packed into your ad.

Take a look at the kind of ads in vogue these days: Anonymous encounters for instance, where people meeting need to neither talk nor listen to the other one. So clearly, you are much too complex a person for the average Jane here.

BTW, have you considered starting fresh with a user name NOT containing throw-away instructions?

But anyway, I wish you at least one PM this weekend from a woman with an open mind, and a curious one on top of it. And I wish you lots of patience as well. Literate women here are extremely rare, I mean women capable of both reading and writing and on top of that with some actual interest in what moves another person.

Maybe you will run into the only other woman left here soon, who ticks like that. My best wishs for this to hapen to you. Of course I would not mind either, meeting a truly curious married mature woman, who's craving all the stuff I offer her in my latest ad.
 
Hello to you, fellow with a strange user name!

It seems to me, now that Lady JS and Lotus_Blossom have responded to your post, you have exhausted -- most likely -- the supply of women here, who enjoy reading "heavy stuff" like you packed into your ad.

Take a look at the kind of ads in vogue these days: Anonymous encounters for instance, where people meeting need to neither talk nor listen to the other one. So clearly, you are much too complex a person for the average Jane here.

BTW, have you considered starting fresh with a user name NOT containing throw-away instructions?

But anyway, I wish you at least one PM this weekend from a woman with an open mind, and a curious one on top of it. And I wish you lots of patience as well. Literate women here are extremely rare, I mean women capable of both reading and writing and on top of that with some actual interest in what moves another person.

Maybe you will run into the only other woman left here soon, who ticks like that. My best wishs for this to hapen to you. Of course I would not mind either, meeting a truly curious married mature woman, who's craving all the stuff I offer her in my latest ad.

Ignore this asshole. He's got a million different user names and he strikes out with all of them. :rolleyes:
 
But anyway, I wish you at least one PM this weekend from a woman with an open mind, and a curious one on top of it. And I wish you lots of patience as well. Literate women here are extremely rare, I mean women capable of both reading and writing and on top of that with some actual interest in what moves another person.

Maybe you will run into the only other woman left here soon, who ticks like that. My best wishs for this to hapen to you. Of course I would not mind either, meeting a truly curious married mature woman, who's craving all the stuff I offer her in my latest ad.

lol Oh I'm well aware that this ^ guy is full of stuff and nonsense. There are tons of literate women around these parts, I know that from venturing into chat rooms on my non-throw-away name.

... but by the same token, I'm also aware of why the good women are sometimes hard to flag down. I've seen how an unfortunately large number of males behave in the chat rooms; if I had a vagina, I sure wouldn't want to invite any of those guys into my inbox (so to speak)!

So... whatever, man. :) Thank you for the well-wishes, but I'm a patient man and I'm doin' just fine bumping my own thing until Ms. Right comes along. Thank you for giving me pretense to do just that, friend. :D
 
Hello,
I’m a witty, white woman of 38 who loves to read long posts. I’m also nerdy and a fan of making jokes during intimacy and any other time! I know this reply is quite short, but please don’t hold it against me. Unless we are talking about your cock….then please do hold it against me!!! LOL.
I’m shocked some lucky lady hasn’t snapped you up! Feel free to PM me.
 
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