Wayne the Looser!

Why would someone want to kill an elephant in the first place? Well, other than if it was trampling people in your village of course.
 
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His wife gives off an Ashlii Babbitt vibe.

No surprise she married Wayne LaPierre.

*nods*
 
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His wife gives off an Ashlii Babbitt vibe.

No surprise she married Wayne LaPierre.

*nods*
"Later that day, Susan LaPierre showed herself to be a better shot than her husband. After guides tracked down an elephant for her, Susan killed it, cut off its tail, and held it in the air," the magazine reported.

What a stupid piece of shit of a human being she is. Then again look at the stupid piece of shit she married.....chuckles.

I wonder what an Elephant dresses out at? 10 tons to start, must be around 5 tons of good meat? Think they ate any? I quit hunting moose because I wasn't eating all of it, and had to give away a couple hundred pounds every year I got one.
 
"Later that day, Susan LaPierre showed herself to be a better shot than her husband. After guides tracked down an elephant for her, Susan killed it, cut off its tail, and held it in the air," the magazine reported.

What a stupid piece of shit of a human being she is. Then again look at the stupid piece of shit she married.....chuckles.

I wonder what an Elephant dresses out at? 10 tons to start, must be around 5 tons of good meat? Think they ate any? I quit hunting moose because I wasn't eating all of it, and had to give away a couple hundred pounds every year I got one.

Probably looking at a ton of decent meat. Maybe. I mean unless they go full native and use every bit which I'm sure is what actually happens. i think they usually donate the carcass to villages or something. Or maybe that's bullshit. Never been on a hunt like that before. Never will either.
 
I got no problem with big game hunting but it's gotta be legit hunting. You want to hunt an elephant? Fine, but you gotta actually hunt that motherfucker in his house with his friends and family. You do that you can cut off all the tails you want.
 
Babbitt's pushin' daisies.

Maybe you meant Boebert?


Or ... cutting things off ... Bobbit?
 
Probably looking at a ton of decent meat. Maybe. I mean unless they go full native and use every bit which I'm sure is what actually happens. i think they usually donate the carcass to villages or something. Or maybe that's bullshit. Never been on a hunt like that before. Never will either.

I actually went and googled it, so the average weight is about 6000 lbs, and dressed out, you get about 1000 lbs of meat.

Which seems weird, I have gotten about 700 lbs out of Moose, and a Moose is way smaller than an Elephant. Guess Elephants have a lot of bone weight....
 
Babbitt's pushin' daisies.

Maybe you meant Boebert?


Or ... cutting things off ... Bobbit?


No, I meant Babbitt.

Wouldn't doubt she meets a similarly violent end.

*nods*
 
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I actually went and googled it, so the average weight is about 6000 lbs, and dressed out, you get about 1000 lbs of meat.

Which seems weird, I have gotten about 700 lbs out of Moose, and a Moose is way smaller than an Elephant. Guess Elephants have a lot of bone weight....

Skin and bones, along with a huge stomach / intestines.

Seems about right.
 
Some dumb fuckers don't know the difference between loser and looser.
And shooting elephants, eh, not my idea of a good time. If I was a hunter, I'd do it for food.
 
Some dumb fuckers don't know the difference between loser and looser.
And shooting elephants, eh, not my idea of a good time. If I was a hunter, I'd do it for food.

The meat is given to natives. The hunts are government organized and sanctioned as part of the conservation effort in the various wildlife preserves in Africa.
 
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