Lit Ad Agency

[Guyblue82]

We're launching a new ad agency.... Share your best creative or copy and you just might get the job.

 

[Guyblue82]

"Miami Beach...come enjoy the water sports"

 

[Guyblue82]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3035/slide_3035_44435_large.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/95df425952b05228daa972be7acbace8/7742ae5357b7a724-5e/s540x810/022084e938644d52e7e89b62135b38f79e537fc0.jpg

I like honest advertising.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

The Lit Nudist Resort

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Where everybody Knows your Name
the scratch and sniff threads

https://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=27

 

[Guyblue82]

“New....Dr. Guy’s handheld hysteria curing machine.....use twice daily”

 

[ericrodman101]

Does anyone remember the spoof vodka ad 'I thought Fucking was a city in China until I discovered Smirnoff'? Great advertising copy - amazed they didn't use it for real.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Does anyone remember the spoof vodka ad 'I thought Fucking was a city in China until I discovered Smirnoff'? Great advertising copy - amazed they didn't use it for real.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3a/ae/1a/3aae1ad0c7a203f346b8d3b23c1dcf63.jpg

I couldn’t find the Smirnoff ad, but I came across a series of Schlitz ads that seemed to be about something else entirely.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/7/6/345376.jpg?v=1

Increasing voter turnout since 2024.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9bf24beff03064887530675553acaebd/a8f4911ce5ebff21-52/s540x810/f98e41a8764c29c13a599fb9b04f05be9a1284e6.jpg

Yoga sucks. Now so can you!

 

[shinybikiniwife]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/95df425952b05228daa972be7acbace8/7742ae5357b7a724-5e/s540x810/022084e938644d52e7e89b62135b38f79e537fc0.jpg

I like honest advertising.

https://media.giphy.com/media/hvq8ONQhQ1XLq/giphy.gif

 

[Guyblue82]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/95df425952b05228daa972be7acbace8/7742ae5357b7a724-5e/s540x810/022084e938644d52e7e89b62135b38f79e537fc0.jpg

I like honest advertising.

https://media.giphy.com/media/hvq8ONQhQ1XLq/giphy.gif

This is literally what I think about when I drive by a motel

 

[Corbal]

I saw 'Cheap Motel' and came running.

Is there a dumpster close by? I need to stash my shopping cart and coke cans.

 

[Guyblue82]

I saw 'Cheap Motel' and came running.

Is there a dumpster close by? I need to stash my shopping cart and coke cans.

Please, bring your valuables into the room with you.

Also, don't use the ice machine outside door 14

 

[Corbal]

Please, bring your valuables into the room with you.

Also, don't use the ice machine outside door 14

I just need my spoon, lighter and belt.

 

[ydahecnot]

I saw 'Cheap Motel' and came running.

Is there a dumpster close by? I need to stash my shopping cart and coke cans.

You’re the dumpster.

And the Schlitz ad is bullshit unless the people in it are retching from drinking Schlitz

 

[Corbal]

You’re the dumpster.

And the Schlitz ad is bullshit unless the people in it are retching from drinking Schlitz

....leave my massive metal bin of fun alone.

Vulture.

 

[ydahecnot]

Not quiiite what I meant

 

[Corbal]

Not quiiite what I meant

You've been around long enough.

My humor and wit is stellar. I fully understood what you meant. My response remains the same.

Keep up.

 

[Guyblue82]

You've been around long enough.

My humor and wit is stellar. I fully understood what you meant. My response remains the same.

Keep up.

Well workshop your tagline

Maybe, "come for the face, stay for brutal word-based humiliation"

 

[Corbal]

Well workshop your tagline

Maybe, "come for the face, stay for brutal word-based humiliation"

I need a PR man.

You're hired.

Bring your freshly shaven balls.

 

[Guyblue82]

I need a PR man.

You're hired.

Bring your freshly shaven balls.

I accept payment in titcoin or dirty Venmo emojis

 

[hotwords229_A]

And the Schlitz ad is bullshit unless the people in it are retching from drinking Schlitz

I agree, you can’t be “turned” into a Schlitz drinker you have to be born that way.
On the other hand, if you are curious there’s nothing wrong with wrapping your lips around one and sucking it down.
You won’t really know until you try.

 

[ydahecnot]

I agree, you can’t be “turned” into a Schlitz drinker you have to be born that way.
On the other hand, if you are curious there’s nothing wrong with wrapping your lips around one and sucking it down.
You won’t really know until you try.

That will lead to experimentation with Pabst, Falstaff and Hamms....ewww