Find Nevyn A Lover!

[Chillygirl]

With the wild success I’m having with my personal ad and lowered expectations I’ve decided to set out and find a unicorn for my dear friend Nevyn!

Ladies May I present to you Nevyn Black. He’s tall, 6’3”, handsome, has a voice for radio, sarcasm for days and a hidden nurturing nature. What does he have to offer? Unlimited knowledge on pop culture, anime and obscure lit history.

What is he looking for? You MUST be a woman and have a pulse...well the pulse may be optional...just kidding. Some grey matter would be nice, conversational skills. Boobs are great, nice round booty is even better...twiggy girls need not apply.

I’m looking for his unicorn, his geeky goddess, his good time girl. Please send all nudes and bios to me for review (cause I deserve some fun too ).

 

[LTMMC]

With the wild success I’m having with my personal ad and lowered expectations I’ve decided to set out and find a unicorn for my dear friend Nevyn!

Ladies May I present to you Nevyn Black. He’s tall, 6’3”, handsome, has a voice for radio, sarcasm for days and a hidden nurturing nature. What does he have to offer? Unlimited knowledge on pop culture, anime and obscure lit history.

What is he looking for? You MUST be a woman and have a pulse...well the pulse may be optional...just kidding. Some grey matter would be nice, conversational skills. Boobs are great, nice round booty is even better...twiggy girls need not apply.

I’m looking for his unicorn, his geeky goddess, his good time girl. Please send all nudes and bios to me for review (cause I deserve some fun too ).

Chillygiirl, I commend you on your post! For the consideration you express for Nevyn, and for your clever self-service.

Good luck to you both!

 

[n8Romantic]

A ringing endorsement of Nevyn Black and a splendid example of selflessness. However, as having a pulse is the only criteria met, sadly I'm ineligible.

Bonne chance Nevyn, may the woman of your dreams throw you across her shoulders and secret you away to the Girl Cave.

Happy hunting Chillygirl!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I am fairly certain that this was just a shameless bid by Chilly to see butt pics from sexy ladies. But I am fully prepared to help her in that endeavor.

Ladies, send Chilly your pics and she might send some back. I hear the is a conning linguist. I don't need to be part of the deal at all

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m a little disappointed....I received no pictures!

Ladies...at least message me

 

[Booboobear84]

The question is why do all of us know what a great a guy Nevyn is except Nevyn?

 

[Chillygirl]

The question is why do all of us know what a great a guy Nevyn is except Nevyn?

Exactly!!

 

[Chillygirl]

I started this as something fun with a friend but apparently it’s ruffled some feathers or is being taken to seriously.

My apologies...

 

[HotChef1970]

I commend you for trying Chilly but some people are beyond help or sense of humour!