Online Knots Class

[sirhugs]

Since pandemic prevents in person instruction, Pierre offers to courier out the kits and provide eight weeks of instruction to students who want to improve their knot skills, either for around the house or in the great outdoors?.

What could possibly go wrong?

Besides a neighbour walking in?

Or a couple who have different ideas- one understands the naughty subtext, the other really thinks this is about securing a load.

Or the adult child, slightly drunk, comes home while parents experimenting? Could also be a single parent.

Or son finds the ropes, decides to experiment with gf ? genders malleable of course

or grandma and/or grandpa walk in?

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Not online ...

An advertisement:

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

--Frank Zappa

"Here at South Eastern Xican University, located in the warm sunny New Mexican desert, we have a library too.

"So while the students at SEX-U are recuperating from being tied up in Shibari 101 -- given in 3A-Sacher-Masoch, and waiting for the seminar on Gorean Sitting Positions to begin at the Student Union's Sharon Mitchel lecture hall --they can take in the classics, like: "Fanny Hill," or "Justine," or "Call me Madam."

*SEX-U offers a fully clothing optional campus.

 

[sirhugs]

An advertisement:

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

--Frank Zappa

"Here at South Eastern Xican University, located in the warm sunny New Mexican desert, we have a library too.

"So while the students at SEX-U are recuperating from being tied up in Shibari 101 -- given in 3A-Sacher-Masoch, and waiting for the seminar on Gorean Sitting Positions to begin at the Student Union's Sharon Mitchel lecture hall --they can take in the classics, like: "Fanny Hill," or "Justine," or "Call me Madam."

*SEX-U offers a fully clothing optional campus.

wow, it's like you've invented a whole alternate universe... good for you.

 

[silversword]

What could possibly go wrong?

Lockdown presents lots of options for incestuous situations. Perhaps adult children living at home, sent home from university when halls were closed. Brother signs up for the online knots class, starts off innocent enough, tying ropes together, lashing poles, that sort of stuff.

However what brother hadn't realised is that week six onwards involved tying up a partner, he decides to ask his sister to stand in. Sister agrees only if he will help her with her sports coaching study. Both in gym gear as brother lashes her body to a chair, ropes across her breasts he can't help but brush against her nipples, she can't help them stiffening.

Maybe they decide to try it naked or perhaps their parents walk in as she's lashed to the chair in her gym gear... usual hilarity.

 

[astuffedshirt_perv]

Shameless self plug: My latest story Art of Shibari just came out.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Shameless self plug: My latest story Art of Shibari just came out.

Perhaps SEX-U could use a guest lecturer.

 

[Carnevil9]

Well I learned my new word for the day. Thanks!

 

[Hypoxia]

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

--Frank Zappa

I thought it was William Burroughs, y'know, the NAKED LUNCH guy, scion to a business machine dynasty.

Anyway, my first thought re: the thread title is that a sly instructor could embed hypnotic commands in their online spiels. Thus, tying a certain knot THIS certain way provokes unbridled incest, while tying it THAT way sends one onto the streets, naked and voracious, and another knot leads one to queer bars. Stuff like that.

 

[Carnevil9]

You could turn this into a celebrity story, with Don Knotts teaching an online sex webinar.

Nip it in the bud!!!

 

[sirhugs]

You could turn this into a celebrity story, with Don Knotts teaching an online sex webinar.

Nip it in the bud!!!

Never thought of Don Knotts being so naughty.

(I was sure you'd use that wordplay pun)

 

[SimonDoom]

An advertisement:

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

--Frank Zappa

"Here at South Eastern Xican University, located in the warm sunny New Mexican desert, we have a library too.

"So while the students at SEX-U are recuperating from being tied up in Shibari 101 -- given in 3A-Sacher-Masoch, and waiting for the seminar on Gorean Sitting Positions to begin at the Student Union's Sharon Mitchel lecture hall --they can take in the classics, like: "Fanny Hill," or "Justine," or "Call me Madam."

*SEX-U offers a fully clothing optional campus.

SEX U is a great idea. The story possibilities are endless.

 

[Hypoxia]

SEX U is a great idea. The story possibilities are endless.

Fuque U. offers complete online programs for stay-at-home students during lockdowns. Students may work alone or in small 'bubbles' of a few isolated partners. Team-of-5 bubbles are highly regarded.

Founded as a local college with students living in dorms, in the community, or at home with family, the online outreach now trains students worldwide in advanced erotic (and autoerotic, for single students) sexual techniques, and the rhetorical and psychological skills needed for fucking-over others.

Fuque U. awards BSAS, MSAS, and DSAS degrees: Butcher, Master/Mistress, and Doctor, of Sexual Arts and Sciences. Specialties include Finance (getting paid more for sex), Physics (achieving impossible positions), Group Theory (avoiding entangled diasychains), Dominance (building colonies of sex slaves), and Advanced Research (boldly going and coming where no genitalia have gone or come before).

Class required for all include Knots 101: rope-tying for basic restraint. and Knots 102: roping for partnered or autoerotic asphyxiation. Students may provide their own ropes. Passing grades are awarded to survivors.

 

[sirhugs]

Lockdown presents lots of options for incestuous situations. Perhaps adult children living at home, sent home from university when halls were closed. Brother signs up for the online knots class, starts off innocent enough, tying ropes together, lashing poles, that sort of stuff.

However what brother hadn't realised is that week six onwards involved tying up a partner, he decides to ask his sister to stand in. Sister agrees only if he will help her with her sports coaching study. Both in gym gear as brother lashes her body to a chair, ropes across her breasts he can't help but brush against her nipples, she can't help them stiffening.

Maybe they decide to try it naked or perhaps their parents walk in as she's lashed to the chair in her gym gear... usual hilarity.

or unusual hilarity?

 

[silversword]

or unusual hilarity?

So they leave her tied to the chair and go downstairs for a game of charades?

 

[sirhugs]

So they leave her tied to the chair and go downstairs for a game of charades?

naked twister. until she gets loose and...

 

[silversword]

naked twister. until she gets loose and...

lassos them all together and ties them up before inviting her new black boyfriend around and slaps them all across the face with his massive cock

 

[sirhugs]

lassos them all together and ties them up before inviting her new black boyfriend around and slaps them all across the face with his massive cock

a tad cliche at the end there.