What Happens When Rory (god forbid) Dies?

[Marxist]

Do we get a new Highlander?

Will a celebrity (I vote Tom Hanks) show up to tell us and guide us through the grief?

Also,
Is Rory actually a serial killer and we’re stupid enough to take it as regular old celebrity death voyeurism?

 

[rockcasbah]

Sounds more like a job for Cade.

 

[Champakian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl90H6J0wXM

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I doubt that it will even make a sound . . . .

 

[adrina]

You'll still obsess over him.

 

[rockcasbah]

Rory's been in failing health for several years.

Used to be he could predict when celebs would die.

Now he's reduced to reporting on dead celebs.

And more recently, he's begun posting on living, faded rappers who "might" be brain dead.

It's like watching Ali vs Berbick. Very sad.

 

[Marxist]

Rory's been in failing health for several years.

Used to be he could predict when celebs would die.

Now he's reduced to reporting on dead celebs.

And more recently, he's begun posting on living, faded rappers who "might" be brain dead.

It's like watching Ali vs Berbick. Very sad.

All good points although Ali outlived Trev by 10 years.

Rory might outlive us all.

 

[silver gurl]

Rory must be sleeping.
Prince Phillip has died

 

[Marxist]

You'll still obsess over him.

Dubious. Always seemed like a decent funny dude but not obsession worthy.

 

[rockcasbah]

RoryN certainly won't die of skin cancer in the Necro bunker.

 

[FataMorgana]

Rory must be sleeping.
Prince Phillip has died

I'm on it.

 

[silver gurl]

I'm on it.

You are a goddess!

 

[FataMorgana]

You are gormless!

Fixed your post!

 

[hobbit.]

You are a Twat!

Fixed your post!

refixed it.

 

[FataMorgana]

You are a twat!

Fixed your post!

No, she's a goddess!

Refixed your refixed post.

 

[Wrong Element]

Rory might outlive us all.

I mean, he's already outlived Beverly Cleary, Olivia De Havilland, and Prince Philip. He may in fact be immortal.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

RoryN certainly won't die of skin cancer in the Necro bunker.

You post twice as much as him per day, lil lace.

 

[hobbit.]

Refixed your refixed post.

nice bush picture btw.

Goddess ? if you are a goddess and recycle stuff, are you a Green Goddess?

 

[nowisthetime]

I smell something in the air

https://cdn.fragrancenet.com/images/photos/900x900/122807.jpg

 

[renard_ruse]

Nobody will give a shit.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Nobody will give a shit.

You searched "Threads started by RoryN" and found this 3-week old one to tell us exactly how much shit you give.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I doubt that it will even make a sound . . . .

I don’t know that that is necessarily a bad way to go. I’d rather my celebration of life consist of people who really knew me, not a bunch of “others.” Nothing is sadder than someone “grieving” a person for the attention of it, not the person themselves.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I don’t know that that is necessarily a bad way to go. I’d rather my celebration of life consist of people who really knew me, not a bunch of “others.” Nothing is sadder than someone “grieving” a person for the attention of it, not the person themselves.

I don't know. My grandfather was opinionated and could have been considered to be an acquired taste. His ex-wife said that everyone hated him. Her funeral didn't have 20 people, and his had SRO in the church and a herd in the churchyard. His second cousin the state senator had more "famous" people but not as many bodies.


Of course, Mom's first cousin was there to make sure that he was really dead, so who knows?

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I don't know. My grandfather was opinionated and could have been considered to be an acquired taste. His ex-wife said that everyone hated him. Her funeral didn't have 20 people, and his had SRO in the church and a herd in the churchyard. His second cousin the state senator had more "famous" people but not as many bodies.


Of course, Mom's first cousin was there to make sure that he was really dead, so who knows?

Well, given my Buddhist leanings and known desire for a green burial, I imagine it will be a low-key affair. I am likely projecting my wishes on the everyone else. Plus, the last funeral I went to the minister/pastor/officiant kept saying what sounded like Cheezus instead of Jesus.

Sorry, Rory. I'll skip the funeral but will happily make a donation to the choice charity in your honor.