The Official Authors' Hangout April Fool's 2021 Contest Support Thread

Mine is going up today, but the category has been changed from the one I submitted it in, which made me go 'Oh shit.'

The story is based on an urban myth about a babysitter who sits down on the toilet not knowing the seat has recently been varnished and gets stuck there, the family's irresponsible older daughter - an abrasive and bitchy lesbian - having to help her out. Given the themes in the story I obviously submitted it in Fetish, but it has been moved to Lesbian Sex.

True, there is lesbian sex in the story but I think Fetish readers wanting to read about a babysitter getting stuck to a toilet seat would be less put out by lesbian activity and an obnoxious narrator than Lesbian Sex readers would be by graphic fetish themes and and a bitch narrating the story. Fetish should definitely have trumped Lesbian in this case, but it wasn't my decision.

Oh well, at least I put in a hefty disclaimer about the content of the story. And at least it didn't go to Loving Wives!
 
Just in case you missed it, Laurel’s extended voting for the competition until April 6.

Get in your Easter reading. :D
 
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More time for Anon to leave bad comments and 1 votes. Some anons hate me...
 
or you could adapt it for the Nude Day contest, coming soon...

Wouldn't work. The premise is a chick has a neigbor chick that always hits on her because of one drunken trist, her twin(trans) sister she doesn't like comes to visit her and their mom, so she sets them up to get both out of her life by fooling them in to having sex with each other.

Should I post it anyway, or indeed save it for next year... hmmmm.
 
Wouldn't work. The premise is a chick has a neigbor chick that always hits on her because of one drunken trist, her twin(trans) sister she doesn't like comes to visit her and their mom, so she sets them up to get both out of her life by fooling them in to having sex with each other.

Should I post it anyway, or indeed save it for next year... hmmmm.


But Nude Day can be part of the set up....
 
Congrats to the placers and all others who entered. This one was a bumpy ride.
 
Congatulations.

The final sweep pushed two of mine just above 4.5 but the third? Barely 4.00.
 
Congratulations Payne_Hall, GoneGray and Rustyoznail.

Well done everyone else for hanging in there for that wild ride...

Certainly an interesting competition !!
 
Congrats to the winners, you deserve little asterisks next to the W for enduring a site meltdown in the middle of the contest.
 
Well, that was a nice surprise to wake up to. Thanks all.

And congratulations to Payne_Hall, GoneGray, and everyone who entered. That was a rocky few weeks.
 
Congratulations to winners! Mine didn’t even make it hot, sweeps or no sweeps. Oh well, at least it’s over now :)
 
Damn it. I almost finished mine.

Lol. I’m still working on mine but dammit, I’m going to finish it and get it in for April anyhow, and too bad it missed the competition.

Congratulations to everyone who got their story finished and entered!

And big congratulations to #1,#2 and #3 👍
 
Congratulations to the winners! I certainly enjoyed the winner and 3rd place stories so looking forward to the runner-up when I have time.

I'm chuffed that my story eventually got a red H in a category I hadn't posted in before.
 
Congratulations to all who entered and the winners!
 
Thanks to All of You for the Congratulations

Yes, it was a strange contest. I never thought my story would place this time, yet here I am. YEAH!
 
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