Testing is this thing working?

It's better to test positive for STDs than to never have loved at all. :D
 
The world is full of folks who haven't passed an IQ test. That explains much.
 
Is this thing working?

1 a.m.: power in No. 4 reduced in preparation for test
2 p.m.: No. 4’s emergency cooling system disabled
11:10 p.m.: permission granted to continue with the test and shutdown
12:28 a.m.: power plummets to below stable level, control rods removed to restart reactor
1 a.m.: emergency shutdown system turned off.
1:23:04 a.m.: an unexpected surge in No. 4 begins
1:23:40 a.m.: operator scrams reactor, but the control rods, swollen by heat, jam
1:23:58 a.m.: explosions blow 1,000-ton roof off the reactor, shooting fireball into the night sky

Oops, guess not...
 
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