First bi encounters

[Baddad2004]

I’m not a writer but have a good first time I think for a story....

This was all way before I was married and hung out with my friends after school. Since forever I had always enjoyed steeling and wearing woman’s underwear from my own mom, friends moms etc. typical Friday night we are hanging out at his house in his room smoking and I’m relaxed we are drinking and having a good time. My guards down I’m relaxed. I get up and the thong I’m secretly wearing is showing and he sees it. He asks about it and I’m bright red with embarrassment. We talk he’s cool with it but thinks I’m weird. Starts joking about getting stoned makes him horny and next thing I know he convinces me to give him my first ever blow job. This same act continued to go on for about two years every time we hung out together until we both graduated and went our separate ways, so many times I can’t count maybe 1-2 a week for two years!. Never reciprocated was never even mentioned. Would always get a little envious when his girlfriend would be hanging around. She didn’t like me at all and I guess had good reason lol!

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

A Bi-story

July 22, 1996

Bill and Ben were born almost on the same day in the bi-centennial year, 1776. That was twenty years ago last Thursday and Saturday. They grew up next door to each other, the best of friends. Their fathers worked together in a bi-nocular shop, the one in the old bi-carbonate of soda factory. They progressed from babies to bi-peds, before delivering a bi-weekly paper by bi-cycle.

They were really bright guys, in school they declined to bi-sect frogs and instead invented a new kind of bi-focal eyeglass lens made with a bi-sulphide bi-polymer. They also co-chaired a bi-annual student review of bi-partisan school policies. To their mutual disappointment, they were not popular with high school girls.

But that didn't matter. Bill and Ben discovered their sexuality in their eighteenth summer. Then after stroking themselves decided that there was no harm in stroking one another. It wasn't exactly cool in their small town so they kept it on the down-low until they both went off to college in nearby Cairo, Illinois (where the Mississippi and Ohio bi-furcate) to study the use of bi-nomials and bi-metallic controls.

They were best friends through and through, and didn't really need anyone else. They studied by day, Bill took a gourmet cooking class, and shared love and laughter in their dorm room. Then one day on a bi-state bi-cycle ride they met two young women working on an ancient deHavilland bi-plane.

It had an open cockpit for one pilot behind an enclosed cabin for three or four passengers. Tired from their ride up a nearby hill he guys struck up a conversation and the gals took them for a ride. Laurie flew as Lori rode with Bill and Ben in the cabin. It turned out that the gals were complete nonconformists, free spirits, friends, business partners and lovers.

The four dated, sometimes Lori flew while Laurie stroked Bill and Ben in the little cabin. Sometimes Laurie flew as Lori made a daisy chain or got herself dee-peed. They landed the little bi-plane on the sandy riverbank and the four partied naked in the waters before returning home. Nature made guys sprinters and gals distance runners sexually so sometimes the guys just watched as Lori and Laurie did the 'ole soixante neuf.

And life was good.

EDIT: 04/01/21
A Bi-Story
A hopefully humorous look at being bi.
NEW 04/02/2021 in Humor & Satire Stories

 

[Hypoxia]

A Bi-story

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[hotsnatch6]

Another take

I had an idea for a story once that was similar to this.


Ted and Fred had been best friends since high school. They played football together, went to the movies and cruised chicks. When it came time for them to go to college, they decided to room together. They spent their nights engaged in binge drinking, chasing tail and having belching contests.

One day, when they were older, Ted said to Fred, “You know, dude, we should get married. My bastard boss just cut out our health insurance and I have no way to pay for my penicillin shots.” Fred retorted, “That’s awesome, dog. I could use the tax break and I’m 8 months behind on my damn mortgage. Let’s go for it.” So they made plans to tie the knot and they invited all their friends and family to attend the nuptials.

As the day approached, Ted said to Fred, “You know, we should make it clear to our boys that we’re not actually gay. They might assume that since we’re going to be gay married, they we now spend our nights ass banging each other and sucking each other off.” Fred replied, “You’re right. Just because I’m going to gay marry you doesn’t mean I’ve soured on pussy. In fact, just last night I had the greatest piece of ass I’ve ever had. This bitch had giant boobs and she couldn’t get enough of my straight dick.” So they sent out notes to all the invitees making it clear that they were not into any gay type funny business.

It was the most beautiful ceremony ever. Ted had lost the coin flip so he was the one who had to don the wedding dress. He didn’t mind so much because he needed the insurance coverage, but he had a hard time finding white satin panties to wear because his dong was extra big. Finally he found some as well as a pair of high heels to go with the outfit. At the ceremony, they engaged in some wild debauchery. Ted even banged two of the cocktail waitresses while still dressed as the bride. And Fred passed out drunk with three chicks in his bed. His stomach was full from all the food and his nuts were empty from the massive loads of spunk he had shot all over the bridal suite.

The next day, they woke up. Fred said to Ted, “You know, I’ve always admired your package. You have the most beautiful mushroom head on that dick of yours. It looks just like a baby portotbella.” Ted replied, “Why thank you. I’ve always admired your hot butt, especially when you’re outside doing heavy yard work and you wear those tight ass shorts of yours.” So they talked it over some more and decided they might as well start acting gay since they were now married. That night they engaged in butt jam for the first time.

They lived happily ever after, spending their nights ass-fucking, dick sucking, slow dancing and shooting their wads all over each other. They even decided to start watching reruns of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” and listening to Bette Middler records.