eating pussy

Along with telling the kids to get off of his lawn :D

I need to run out right now and yell at some kids but getting out of the rocker is tough. Damn kids have it so easy now. When I was a kid I had to walk 5 miles to school, uphill both ways... and barefoot... and it snowed everyday with the wind always in my face...

Hmm, what else can I complain about?
 
or finding he has a micro dick
It's like getting one scoop of your favorite ice cream when you were expecting three scoops. Yeah, it's still ice cream but not enough to satisfy. That's why you're given a cone so you have something bigger to put in your mouth.
 
I need to run out right now and yell at some kids but getting out of the rocker is tough. Damn kids have it so easy now. When I was a kid I had to walk 5 miles to school, uphill both ways... and barefoot... and it snowed everyday with the wind always in my face...

Hmm, what else can I complain about?

You're treading perilously on "ok Boomer" territory. The greatest generation of people in the USA, perhaps all the world. Hell, let's make it the universe. Just think of it. Galaxies teeming with baby boomers.

Got to go. Matlock is coming on TV. I never miss Matlock.
 
When the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts forgets to give you your senior discount?

Damn it, I deserve that discount. I have worked hard for it and I am going to ask for that one particular donut too, the left one at the back of the tray. :)
 
You're treading perilously on "ok Boomer" territory. The greatest generation of people in the USA, perhaps all the world. Hell, let's make it the universe. Just think of it. Galaxies teeming with baby boomers.

Got to go. Matlock is coming on TV. I never miss Matlock.

Is Charlie's Angels on yet?
 
Very sensual. (Got me wet)
You should teach a masterclass on pussy eating. ;)
What’s the longest continues time that you ate her out?

Mrs T is so hot, I would love to eat her pussy too. It's such an amazing and arousing attraction here on Lit. I bet you would love to eat her out also.

XO to both of you.
 
Amen!!!

The taste the texture the scent the warmth and the joy of giving pleasure.

The simplest of treasures. The pleasure of satiating a woman’s pussy with my tongue. Then continue with vibrators, fingers, and a nice cock
 
Slow and sensuous

To me it's a matter of giving my partner ultimate pleasure by going through the full gamut of experiences.
Slow edging, rapid manipulation, hard face riding, simply lying between the thighs .... so many ways to bring her to orgasm after orgasm.
 
To me it's a matter of giving my partner ultimate pleasure by going through the full gamut of experiences.
Slow edging, rapid manipulation, hard face riding, simply lying between the thighs .... so many ways to bring her to orgasm after orgasm.

What he said, nothing better.
 
Would love to bury my face between a womans thighs and spend the evening using my tongue to make her hips convulse and her eyes to roll back in her head.
 
Without a doubt. I'm addicted to it. Can never get enough of licking, sucking, tasting, eating ,teasing, fingering, devouring, craving, nibbling, savoring every inch of her. Ass to clit, under each fold. Every hidden crevice. Get me near it and i'm lost for hours and I won't stop until you pry my mouth off of you.

I'll chat about it. Voice about it. Roleplay about it. It gets me off if I know it's getting you off.

I know. I need therapy. 😂
 
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Believe it or not…

…I’m a red-blooded American male who’s never had the honest and sincere (or even cheap and dirty) experience of enjoying the female fruit for Her pleasure or mine. First girlfriend wasn’t “into” having her pussy eaten and the wife just thinks it’s the most disgusting thing ever. Reading all the posts and responses here makes me really keen on what I’ve missed in life.

To those men lucky enough to be giving a woman oral pleasure, enjoy and cherish the experience. The the ladies who love being orally pleasured and adored—-where’ve you been all my life?
 
Hahaha whenever this thread gets bumped and I read through it again, my wife has an extra good day ;)
 
For a quarter century, it has been a bit of consternation between my wife and I.

My apologies in advance, as this is a very long post (feel free to skip).

She has always enjoyed it, a bit too much, and has always has the most intense and driven orgasms from it, more than any other woman ever did with me. She fears the 'vulnerability' she feels after she orgasms too, so she avoids it. I find it odd because she and I -- met when we were 18 and 20, respectively -- have been together for 26 years now, and she still has this 'vulnerability.'

Just the other day, after a very heated argument, she finally 'broke down' and admitted she feels like she cannot 'give into' me giving her oral sex because she feels 'powerless' and I could easily 'hold it over her.' She doesn't like to feel 'weak' with me, and always wants to present 'strength against' me. I was just glad she was honest for the first time in a long time, and it explains a lot.

I grew up with the 'yes means yes' aspect of sex in the '90s, well before it was politically correct, like now here in the US. I know a lot of girlfriends dumped me because I wasn't 'spontaneous enough' for them. I wanted verbal approval. I wanted commitment. I didn't want to 'assume' they were 'open' to something. Again, that's now how it not only is here in the US, but legally required in many states, let alone at every college. But for my wife, she likes for me to take her inebriated, when she's 'more relaxed,' and I never do. I've never taken an inebriated woman in my life, not even my own wife. So she admitted that she doesn't mind if I 'eat her out' after she's had a few drinks, and usually has to.

She also wants me -- and she's stated this before -- to 'over-power' her. She's always been the 'aggressor' in our relationship, and I've enjoyed that. She was the first woman -- of the over 40 I dated from age 15-20 before her -- to really 'attack' me. She also loved me for me, and not the 'athlete' I was. She's always felt inferior because of that too -- and I could almost kill my mother for showing my wife (fiance at the time) of all my ex-girlfriends, a lot of trophies (my mother was trying to break us up -- long story, very long, f'd up story). I think she's gorgeous, and I love the fact that she has her Hungarian looks (even though she was born and grew up in the US). I've always adored everything about her, and I feel she's getting more beautiful by the day.

But she asks me to 'overpower her' with oral sex on her, her 'fighting me' all the way. She wants to 'fight me' on it, because she doesn't want to 'be vulnerable,' because it's the most intense for her of all sex. She hates 69'ing with me because she 'always gives in,' and no longer orally pleasures me. This is all too 'f'd up' for me, and after 25+ years, I'm kinda tired of it. I cannot understand why she has to make everything an 'emotional fight,' and I really don't like 'negative emotions' to be part of our intimacy.

Which is why I've continued to avoid it. I shouldn't have to resort to 'conflict' for her to 'enjoy it.' I can give her all sorts of intimacy, but overpowering her or otherwise 'going against her will' shouldn't be part of our sexual routine. In fact, the only time she finally 'gives in' is when I've withheld sex from her for a week, and she barks at me about it to the point I finally 'break down.' Especially her, "I'll let you eat me out" some 5+ times a day, only to 'push me away' when I got to get under her or lift her over my face (I'm not as strong as I used to be, but I'm not weak for 46 either). She wants conflict, and I find that to be a major turn-off.

I'm not separating from her. I won't divorce her. But I'm really at the point I'm going to demand we have marriage counseling. Because her denying herself her own pleasures and causing such consternation and conflict is tearing my heart and emotions apart. Sex and intimacy shouldn't be so much work. It would be one thing if she didn't like it, but it's the opposite. She utterly 'loses it' when I eat her out. Especially since we don't live together, except on the weekends or when we can work remotely, as we have our own careers in different cities ... our time is too limited already for this non-sense.

I feel like she 'squandered' the lockdown with this petty non-sense. Sex shouldn't be an emotional toll. The funny thing is we get along so well outside the bedroom. We always have. Everyone who sees us knows that too. It'd be one thing if she wasn't sexually attracted to me, but it's the exact opposite. I was 4-sport athlete as well as an academic all-American who became an engineer (I was never good enough to go Pro athletically) and then a consultant (when I realized where the money is), while she was a bookworm and became a renowned professor and then consultant herself (again, where the money is).

I just wish she could enjoy in the bedroom as well, instead of 'fighting' it like she does. I've given her 60% of my life already. She shouldn't live in fear of being 'too attached' to me. She needs to give into every pleasure she wants with me, and not fight it, not cover it up with emotions, not force me to 'overpower' her (which I still won't). it's funny, but she gets really whinny and complains if she doesn't get to orally please me, so it's difficult to complain. But she won't let me please her nearly as much. I love her, and that will never change, not over this alone.

if you've ready all this, thank you. I just needed to 'get it off my chest.' I would have used 'Spoiler' tags to hide all this for those who didn't want to read it, but this forum doesn't support them.
 
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I have been told that I have more fetishes than my smart-phone has apps! lol. The one that truly makes me throb is giving prolonged oral service to a freshly showered, hygienically conscious lady from behind while she is down on all fours. It's so primal and yet so intimate for me. I love everything about it and have used it on more than one occasion to coax my way into popping an anal cherry. I like to place my lover (wearing only a sexy thong), down on all fours at the edge of the bed with her knees just slightly apart.

I like to kneel behind her and kiss my way up along the back sides of her firm calves and shapely thighs after starting at the bottoms of her feet. Soft wet butterfly kisses usually work best. When my face reaches the region of her sexy tear-dropped shaped ass , I kiss her bare buttocks and gently nuzzle my way between them with the tip of my nose. Usually by now she has lowered her head and arched her back which makes her damp swollen mound jut nicely from between her ass cheeks.

I love the sight of her thick, soft, curly, natural pubes as they envelope the narrow ribbon of silk that stretches across the crater of her tightly puckered pink ring.

I place my hands on her buttocks, fingers to the sides, thumbs pointed inward and curl my fingers slowly around the tiny waistband of her dainty thong. I love to tug it down to around mid-thigh and reveal her hot, hungry sex. Smooth shaven pussies are fantastic and those young girls seem to love the feel of my bristly goatee against their mound and inner thighs, but I prefer pushing my face into a more mature, soft, thick, intoxicatingly scented bush.

I spread her buttocks tenderly with my thumbs and reveal her double stacked pleasure orifices. I press my warm wet lips to hers and my nose firmly against her delicate flower. As my hot breath begins to flow softly from my nose over her quivering taint, I begin to explore her with my tongue. Licking at her swollen outer lips with a purpose before teasingly tracing the outermost edges of her quivering inner lips with the tip.

Sometimes I will press my thumb to her pelvic bone and tug back her fleshy hood to expose her hard throbbing clit. I like to work it with my tongue, slapping it like a boxer on a speed bag. Pounding against it repeatedly up and back before working it from left to right. I love to lick her pussy until her juices are flowing like whitewater over a protruding river rock and dripping like honey from the comb from her bulging nubbin into the narrow crotch of her tiny thong.

I will lick her until she cums repeatedly. By then my hands are placed at the top of her thighs on the front side, pulling her even closer and harder onto my probing tongue. Loving every moment as she gyrates and rocks her hips, moaning and flooding as she cums again. I suck and and softly nibble her throbbing clit until her juices are shimmering on my face, dripping from her red hot pussy and trickling down the insides of her thighs.

That is when I take it to the next level. Without any warning I spread her cheeks wide and drag my hot wet tongue from her candy coated clit upward between her dripping lips and whisk it quickly and repeatedly over the puckered pink ring of her asshole, before settling in for a series of slow wet "doggy kisses" to her forbidden zone.

Young girls are usually embarrassed, and initially try to pull away, but they usually settle quickly and press their ass back firmly, wanting more as disbelief slowly yields to pleasure. Older women tend to be less shockable and much more appreciative initially, slipping a hand back between their thighs and a finger into their twat. I love sucking on fluid coated fingers So tell me ladies is this something you enjoy or crave? And tell me guys, do you also like to provide your lovers with this type of forbidden pleasure or aren't you man enough?

Love your detailed description!
 
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