Sex with an Angel

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I saw a gif of a girl dressed like an angel sucking a dick (see link below). It made me wonder: what would a story be like about having sex with an angel? What would the angel look like? Would she be beautiful, or frightening to behold? Would she have wings or a halo? Would she be horny? Or doing it to save someone's soul? How does the man she has sex with meet her? Does he like it or is he scared to death? There are supposedly several different classes or levels of angels; which one would she belong to?

Of course you can swap the genders on the story any way you like (if angels even have genders).


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Right now, I imagine an angel is beauty covered in an almost blinding light.
 
Heavenly blowjobs confessional

Father is listening to confession when a man explains that he has sinned with an angel. He was walking home from the pub when he passed the churchyard he thought he saw an angel, he had to take a look.

Turns out this angel sucked him off.

Priest passes this off with as perhaps the after affects of alcohol, but the next week it happens again, and again.

The Priest decides to stake out the churchyard, the next Saturday night and as the pub opens a blinding light illuminates the churchyard and lo and behold there stands an angel. Soon he sees a parishioner approach and the angel drops to her knees and begins to suck him off.

He quickly finishes and as he watches the parishioner carry on his journey home he approaches the angel only to find he knows her, she's the organists daughter and used to sing in the choir.

Turns out a couple of former choir girls just wanted to suck some cocks, got some costumes and a bright lights. What does the priest do with these wayward "angels"...
 
......Turns out a couple of former choir girls just wanted to suck some cocks, got some costumes and a bright lights. What does the priest do with these wayward "angels"...

That's an interesting angle and would make a great story! But if I were to write it, I'd want to keep the actual heavenly angel approach. Maybe it's a play on "It's A Wonderful Life" and the angel is sent to prevent someone from killing himself. What better way to give him something to live for than some angelic sex?
 
IIRC some biblical angels are described as being rather terrifyingly horrendous, with multiple heads, arms, etc. Monster angels if ya want-em. Demons, fallen angels, might be the humanly-attractive ones. Don't forget the incubi and succubi.

Angels are messengers, like deliveryfolk. Count USPS, UPS, FedEx, etc drivers as angels. Pizza deliverers, too. Fuck the Domino's guy or gal and there you are.

Angelic messengers, manifesting in the modern age, will now appear in electronic form on your cellphone. Siri is supernatural. There you are.

Recall that Adam & Eve only conversed with divine agents i.e. angels, not with {JHWH} itself in all its eye-searing glory. Thus the 'serpent' (possibly a talking lizard, since 'serpent' was one translation otherwise rendered as 'reptile') was an angel. Fuck a talking iguana and there you are.

Angels, fallen or not, may possess all the normal human propensities and perversions, plus a few supernatural fetishes. Like Greek deities, pervo angels may prefer to materialize as talking birds and beasts when fucking humans. As long as that goose or goat talks, have at it.

Was Disney's Tinkerbelle a pretty little angel? If angels are that size, won't they just fly into human orifices for stimulation? Suppose you're infested with a swarm of gnat-like angels. Is that sexy?

A dyslexic human may be seduced by angles, not angles. This explains the mentality and perversions of many mathematicians. Careful with that protractor.
 
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...It's 2021 and the Bible is being written, or maybe "updated" today.
A liberal seminary did assign a class project: rewrite Genesis from the POV of the serpent (which, due to translation quirks, was likely a talking lizard.) For extra credit, we could re-cast other biblical books from POVs of secondary characters. Psalms and Proverbs, by Solomon's banker. Jonah, by the whale.

To Adam & Eve, any talking critter was just another divine messenger, an angel. Cue David Icke and the reptilioid ETs. Being 'eaten' by a crocodilian angel would be rather permanent. Cue the vore fetish. Or let's have mantis-oid angels -- sex ends in decapitation. Yikes.
 
A plot bunny I had... She falls out of heaven and joins a stripper joint to start her journey back. Everyone thinks the wings are fake.
 
The basic idea of "sex with an angel" appeals, but my brain refuses to engage with growing the idea.
 
Yep; I think I have written an erotic story about everything, and many years ago I wrote one about sex with an angel.

In my story it was about a young wife who lost her husband to a car accident and was having trouble getting over that. On extended bereavement leave, she rode her bike to a hidden lake and decided in the early morning heat to go skinny dipping. As she was swimming a man entered the scene and she was forced to show her naked self as she went to put on her clothing.

Before she could, she was seduced by a waterfall and then when it was over, suddenly the man disappeared as fast as he had appeared. When she awoke from her post-sex slumber, she realized the encounter had been perfect and just maybe she had sex with an angel, it being the thing she needed to snap her out of her funk, and get her back into life.
 
...what would a story be like about having sex with an angel?
One definition of 'angel' is financial backer; angel sex is thus fucking for money. Another definition is merely a very nice human; angel sex is thus fucking nice people. Are those mutually exclusive?

What would the angel look like? Would she be beautiful, or frightening to behold?
The "pretty angel" schtick is just as un-biblical as pious images of a German-looking Jesus -- and the model was indeed German -- rather than the true aspect, a dirty little Palestinian. Biblical angels are scary. So invent a religion with pretty angels of all genders and many vivid colors. Tonight, the Blue Angel! And his marvelous foot-long schlong! Tomorrow, Pinky Winky! With genital-like suckers and pokers up and down her tentacle-like arms and legs!
 
I saw a gif of a girl dressed like an angel sucking a dick (see link below). It made me wonder: what would a story be like about having sex with an angel? What would the angel look like? Would she be beautiful, or frightening to behold? Would she have wings or a halo? Would she be horny? Or doing it to save someone's soul? How does the man she has sex with meet her? Does he like it or is he scared to death? There are supposedly several different classes or levels of angels; which one would she belong to?

Of course you can swap the genders on the story any way you like (if angels even have genders).


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If you consider a wagon wheel with several eyes a gender...

Can it be written to the tune of Lips Of An Angel by Hinder?
 
IIRC some biblical angels are described as being rather terrifyingly horrendous, with multiple heads, arms, etc. Monster angels if ya want-em. Demons, fallen angels, might be the humanly-attractive ones. Don't forget the incubi and succubi.

Angels are messengers, like deliveryfolk. Count USPS, UPS, FedEx, etc drivers as angels. Pizza deliverers, too. Fuck the Domino's guy or gal and there you are.

Angelic messengers, manifesting in the modern age, will now appear in electronic form on your cellphone. Siri is supernatural. There you are.

Recall that Adam & Eve only conversed with divine agents i.e. angels, not with {JHWH} itself in all its eye-searing glory. Thus the 'serpent' (possibly a talking lizard, since 'serpent' was one translation otherwise rendered as 'reptile') was an angel. Fuck a talking iguana and there you are.

Angels, fallen or not, may possess all the normal human propensities and perversions, plus a few supernatural fetishes. Like Greek deities, pervo angels may prefer to materialize as talking birds and beasts when fucking humans. As long as that goose or goat talks, have at it.

Was Disney's Tinkerbelle a pretty little angel? If angels are that size, won't they just fly into human orifices for stimulation? Suppose you're infested with a swarm of gnat-like angels. Is that sexy?

A dyslexic human may be seduced by angles, not angles. This explains the mentality and perversions of many mathematicians. Careful with that protractor.

Tinkerbell is a wood fairy. Not all angels were messengers, some where soldiers, often depended on what class the angel was, which also often depended on what it was supposed to look like. All are supposed to be able to take on a human form, or posses a human host.
 
Had a similar idea

I saw a gif of a girl dressed like an angel sucking a dick (see link below). It made me wonder: what would a story be like about having sex with an angel? What would the angel look like? Would she be beautiful, or frightening to behold? Would she have wings or a halo? Would she be horny? Or doing it to save someone's soul? How does the man she has sex with meet her? Does he like it or is he scared to death? There are supposedly several different classes or levels of angels; which one would she belong to?

Of course you can swap the genders on the story any way you like (if angels even have genders).


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I had a similar idea. Mine was based off a dream I had as a young me. I wrote it down in hopes of someday fleshing out the story. Some thoughts I had:

1) Good vs Evil - the man would for some reason (didn't think this part through) posses magical cum. A demon and angel have been searching for him; each trying to find him and seduce him. But to what end...i don't know

2) Similar to #1 above. An angel comes down from heaven to recruit the man for war. His cum (similar to the above) containes powers that will enable the angels to overcome a growing evil. He becomes a type of leader for the angels (why, I don't know...maybe all the other archangels died in this war) and not only must he lead them, but he must have sex with all of them to ensure the angel army wins.

something there??? Maybe...
 
I had a similar idea. Mine was based off a dream I had as a young me. I wrote it down in hopes of someday fleshing out the story. Some thoughts I had:

1) Good vs Evil - the man would for some reason (didn't think this part through) posses magical cum. A demon and angel have been searching for him; each trying to find him and seduce him. But to what end...i don't know.

something there??? Maybe...

because the offspring will rule the world, of course...
but what happens when they both end up preggers?
 
Plot idea: the angel has no hangups (because they know what 'sin' really is, not the confused human ideas of it) and their human partner can't deal with it.
 
I saw a gif of a girl dressed like an angel sucking a dick (see link below). It made me wonder: what would a story be like about having sex with an angel? What would the angel look like? Would she be beautiful, or frightening to behold? Would she have wings or a halo? Would she be horny? Or doing it to save someone's soul? How does the man she has sex with meet her? Does he like it or is he scared to death? There are supposedly several different classes or levels of angels; which one would she belong to?

Of course you can swap the genders on the story any way you like (if angels even have genders).


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For the first 20 years my wife was an angel. After that she became the devil. :eek::devil:
 
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