Moms Next Door, part 2

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Why does it seem like everybody in the world has a hot, naked, masturbating, cum covered sex goddess for a next door neighbor, while I live next door to a boozy old bag lady who dresses like a Soviet militant, whose twenty cats shit all over my front lawn?


Ben

You're so lucky...

Mine is a 60 year old redneck, chain smoking, white-trash neighbor that cannot afford to buy gas, so she sits in her driveway and revs up her Harley again, and again, and again and doesn't actually go anywhere.
 
Why does it seem like everybody in the world has a hot, naked, masturbating, cum covered sex goddess for a next door neighbor, while I live next door to a boozy old bag lady who dresses like a Soviet militant, whose twenty cats shit all over my front lawn?


Ben

So you're the neighbour who keeps perving on my MIL.
 
hey...

Why does it seem like everybody in the world has a hot, naked, masturbating, cum covered sex goddess for a next door neighbor, while I live next door to a boozy old bag lady who dresses like a Soviet militant, whose twenty cats shit all over my front lawn?


Ben

shiiiit that ain't nuttn; the rest of her damn family lives next door to me!!
 
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What a wonderful photo, I doubt if there is anyone as alluring as this within 20 miles of me rather than next door!
 
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Why does it seem like everybody in the world has a hot, naked, masturbating, cum covered sex goddess for a next door neighbor, while I live next door to a boozy old bag lady who dresses like a Soviet militant, whose twenty cats shit all over my front lawn?


Ben
I get that. My neighbors are a bunch of old cows.
No, I mean, literally: Cows. Like "moo". Cows. Nothing sexy about cows.

Well, except for that one young heifer, the tan one.
I'd milk that!
 
I get that. My neighbors are a bunch of old cows.
No, I mean, literally: Cows. Like "moo". Cows. Nothing sexy about cows.

Well, except for that one young heifer, the tan one.
I'd milk that!

How do you tell the moose apart from the women where I live?

The women wear flannel!
 
Why does it seem like everybody in the world has a hot, naked, masturbating, cum covered sex goddess for a next door neighbor, while I live next door to a boozy old bag lady who dresses like a Soviet militant, whose twenty cats shit all over my front lawn?


Ben

To paraphrase Neil Young, “You’re just lucky, Ben, just real lucky.” :)
 
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