The burglar calls the cops

[loquere]

A burglar breaks into a mansion to rob it, but finds a woman held hostage inside. He calls the cops & she's rescued but he goes to jail for his crime, but on a reduced sentence. The rescued woman visits him in jail & they form a relationship.

 

[CuttingEdge]

I wrote an erotic story similar to this.

In my story, a photographer was arrested by a by-the-book police officer who thought the naked-in-public woman he was photographing was being exploited. The woman was sent home, but he was sent to jail so the prosecutor went to talk to the man to find out why such a stiff charge for a simple act?

He explained that the woman enjoyed exhibitionism and that he had not exploited her, but coaxed art out of her with her nudity in public. The Prosecutor agreed to let him go, but he was homeless and actually preferred to have a place to stay and something to eat for the weekend.

The prosecutor felt pity on him because it said a lot when the man wanted to stay in jail, so she put him up in a nice hotel for the weekend, and bought him some food.

Slowly it was revealed that her husband, a Federal Judge was spending a lot of time out of state and she worried about infidelity with him. She was just really lonely, and soon she admitted that in her younger days she was a semi-exhibitionistic, liked being nude at a lake they used to skinny dip at as high schoolers, and some other places in college where she was dared to streak, or go nude in public.

Craving attention, and liking how a younger man found her 40 year old body beautiful, she is dared to bare all and loves doing it! It ends up being a mid-life crisis that is cured by being naked in public.

 

[loquere]

I wrote an erotic story similar to this.

In my story, a photographer was arrested by a by-the-book police officer who thought the naked-in-public woman he was photographing was being exploited. The woman was sent home, but he was sent to jail so the prosecutor went to talk to the man to find out why such a stiff charge for a simple act?

He explained that the woman enjoyed exhibitionism and that he had not exploited her, but coaxed art out of her with her nudity in public. The Prosecutor agreed to let him go, but he was homeless and actually preferred to have a place to stay and something to eat for the weekend.

The prosecutor felt pity on him because it said a lot when the man wanted to stay in jail, so she put him up in a nice hotel for the weekend, and bought him some food.

Slowly it was revealed that her husband, a Federal Judge was spending a lot of time out of state and she worried about infidelity with him. She was just really lonely, and soon she admitted that in her younger days she was a semi-exhibitionistic, liked being nude at a lake they used to skinny dip at as high schoolers, and some other places in college where she was dared to streak, or go nude in public.

Craving attention, and liking how a younger man found her 40 year old body beautiful, she is dared to bare all and loves doing it! It ends up being a mid-life crisis that is cured by being naked in public.

A 40 year old body is still very attractive.

 

[MohanSingh]

So much more potential here. Burglar releases the hostage. They have sex. Hostage turns out to be a monster that eats his head mid coitus.

 

[Hypoxia]

So much more potential here. Burglar releases the hostage. They have sex. Hostage turns out to be a monster that eats his head mid coitus.

This might not gain sympathetic readers, even if the snack enjoys being chomped. Instead, the hostage fucks the burglar unconscious, then feeds him to the baby T-Rex in the basement. The supply of front-door solicitors has run low; burglars are next on the menu, then building inspectors and meter-readers.

 

[CuttingEdge]

This might not gain sympathetic readers, even if the snack enjoys being chomped. Instead, the hostage fucks the burglar unconscious, then feeds him to the baby T-Rex in the basement. The supply of front-door solicitors has run low; burglars are next on the menu, then building inspectors and meter-readers.

You have meter-readers? (LOL)

 

[loquere]

So much more potential here. Burglar releases the hostage. They have sex. Hostage turns out to be a monster that eats his head mid coitus.

This is very very interesting.

 

[loquere]

This might not gain sympathetic readers, even if the snack enjoys being chomped. Instead, the hostage fucks the burglar unconscious, then feeds him to the baby T-Rex in the basement. The supply of front-door solicitors has run low; burglars are next on the menu, then building inspectors and meter-readers.

In my old neighbourhood, I used to put coins in empty meters when cars were parked.

 

[Carnevil9]

You have meter-readers? (LOL)

We still have yard readers. Haven't gone metric yet.

 

[loquere]

We still have yard readers. Haven't gone metric yet.

Oh, I was thinking a meter reader was a parking meter in my above reply.

 

[Hypoxia]

Oh, I was thinking a meter reader was a parking meter in my above reply.

The parking meter must be in front of the house of the people-eater. (Is purple mandatory?) The parking meter is adjacent to a trapdoor opening to a tunnel slanting down to the people-eater's basement. When front-door solicitors and delivery folk run low, the people-eater monitors the parking meter for a juicy meter-reader. There goes another one! *

But I initially visualized house-to-house readers of utility meters. That's still a thing somewhere, right? We have visible meters for water, electric, and propane. Set a net over each and we could cannibalize tasty morsels. Disposing of their abandoned vehicles might get tricky. Got any ideas?
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* That's a line from the song SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION by The Bobs. It's traditional now.

 

[loquere]

The parking meter must be in front of the house of the people-eater. (Is purple mandatory?) The parking meter is adjacent to a trapdoor opening to a tunnel slanting down to the people-eater's basement. When front-door solicitors and delivery folk run low, the people-eater monitors the parking meter for a juicy meter-reader. There goes another one! *

But I initially visualized house-to-house readers of utility meters. That's still a thing somewhere, right? We have visible meters for water, electric, and propane. Set a net over each and we could cannibalize tasty morsels. Disposing of their abandoned vehicles might get tricky. Got any ideas?
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* That's a line from the song SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION by The Bobs. It's traditional now.

Ok so how about..... a burglar breaks into a sexy cannibals house, but she only eats bad people. He catches her gutting her latest victim. She seduces him & eventually he joins her for dinner & together they feast on liver and fava beans, and a nice chianti. The wine is poisoned, after all he's a bad guy/burglar.

 

[BillyAndBetty]

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[loquere]

Years ago we stayed in a British cottage that had a coin operated gas stove and a coin operated gas heater. The lights just came on when you flipped the switch.

Campitalism!

Too far!

 

[Hypoxia]

Campitalism!

Too far!

I think those were govt-supplied utilities so only user fees apply. Political, religious, and whoring user fees ==> pay to get fucked. Same as toll roads.

Back to topic. A burglar's M.O. has him targeting homes of single young women. The vice squad, supporting the burglary squad, details female officers to be tied naked in their homes to attract said burglar.

(Who ties them up? That's a juicy plot point.)

Burglar with moral sense finds a bound hottie. When he phones cops to report the tie-up, her phone rings. Oops.

 

[BillyAndBetty]

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