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What historical women need immortalizing on Literotica?
 
What historical women need immortalizing on Literotica?
I've already written of a pre-1900 scientific superstar, Mary Curran Brandegee, in The Botanists. In my A MATTER OF TIME cycle, starting with Ch.02 a modern clumsy time-traveler goes back to find legendary and historical women but always approaches the wrong ones. Here, he looks for Eve but finds Lucy. Tales I'm cooking will have him seeking Mother Mary but winding up with Cleopatra or Salome; seeking Joan of Arc but finding Lucretia Borgia; searching for Betsy Ross but landing with Marie Laveau the voodoo queen; etc.

I'll fit polymath St Hildegard von Bingen in there somewhere; Marie Curie, Pope Joan, and Mary Magdalene; Einstein's first wife Mileva Marić, whose math work Albert stole; and probably a few European and Asian empresses. Let's not forget Admiral Grace Hooper; Doña Marina, who led Hernán Cortés to conquer Mexico; and the Whore of Babylon, whomever she may be.
 
I've already written of a pre-1900 scientific superstar, Mary Curran Brandegee, in The Botanists. In my A MATTER OF TIME cycle, starting with Ch.02 a modern clumsy time-traveler goes back to find legendary and historical women but always approaches the wrong ones. Here, he looks for Eve but finds Lucy. Tales I'm cooking will have him seeking Mother Mary but winding up with Cleopatra or Salome; seeking Joan of Arc but finding Lucretia Borgia; searching for Betsy Ross but landing with Marie Laveau the voodoo queen; etc.

I'll fit polymath St Hildegard von Bingen in there somewhere; Marie Curie, Pope Joan, and Mary Magdalene; Einstein's first wife Mileva Marić, whose math work Albert stole; and probably a few European and Asian empresses. Let's not forget Admiral Grace Hooper; Doña Marina, who led Hernán Cortés to conquer Mexico; and the Whore of Babylon, whomever she may be.
is that as in Charlie Brown's Lucy?

Cause as fun as that might be, issues of age and copyright abound.
 
Women from history who could inspire good Lit tales:

  • Mata Hari
  • "Bloody" Mary Tudor
  • Catherine the Great
  • Cleopatra
  • Mae West
  • Marie Antoinette
 
Josephine Baker.

Black. Bi sexual. Multiple lovers. 1920s Jazz performer. Moved to France where she became famous, and then rescinded her U.S American citizenship. Supported the French resistance.
Look her up.
 
Nur Jahan - Wife of Mughal emperor Jehangir, she was thought to be the real power behind the throne, especially during her husbands battle with alcohol and opium addiction.

Oylmpias - The mother of Alexander the Great.

Edith Wilson - wife of Woodrow Wilson. She could out Nancy Nancy Reagan any day of the week.

Hojo Masako - Wife of a japanese emperor, who may or may not have conspired to have her unreliable eldest son knocked off before his time.

Zheng Shi a.k.a. Ching Shih - Female pirate lord.
 
Women from history who could inspire good Lit tales:

  • Mata Hari
  • "Bloody" Mary Tudor
  • Catherine the Great
  • Cleopatra
  • Mae West
  • Marie Antoinette

what would we do with these fine ladies?
 
James Barry (1789-1865)

Upon joining the British Army, Barry was commissioned as a Hospital Assistant in the British Army on 6 July 1813, taking up posts in Chelsea and then the Royal Military Hospital in Plymouth, achieving a promotion to Assistant Surgeon to the Forces, equivalent to lieutenant, on 7 December 1815.

Following this military training, Barry was posted to Cape Town, South Africa in 1816. Through Lord Buchanan, Barry had a letter of introduction to the Governor, Lieutenant General Lord Charles Henry Somerset. Following the successful, even spectacular, treatment of Lord Charles's sick daughter, Barry was welcomed into the family, maintained a close friendship with the Governor, and became his personal physician. In 1822 Somerset appointed Barry as Colonial Medical Inspector, an extraordinary jump in expectations from Barry's low military rank which brought with it great responsibility.

Over ten years of work in the Cape, Barry effected significant changes, among them improvements to sanitation and water systems, improved conditions for enslaved people, prisoners and the mentally ill, and provision of a sanctuary for the leper population. Barry also performed one of the first known successful Caesarean sections in which both mother and child survived; the child was christened James Barry Munnik in Barry's honour, and the name was passed down through the family, leading to Barry's name being borne by a later Prime Minister of South Africa, J. B. M. Hertzog. Barry also gained enemies by criticising local officials and their handling of medical matters, but the advantage of a close relationship with the Governor meant that the repercussions of these outspoken views were usually smoothed over.

Barry was promoted to Surgeon to the Forces on 22 November 1827. Barry's subsequent posting was to Mauritius in 1828. In 1829, Barry risked a great deal of trouble by going absent without leave to return to England and treat Somerset, who had fallen ill, and remained there until Somerset's death in 1831. Barry's subsequent posting was to Jamaica, and then the island of Saint Helena in 1836. At St Helena, one clash with a fellow army surgeon resulted in Barry being arrested and court-martialled on a charge of "conduct unbecoming of the character of an Officer and a Gentleman". Barry was found not guilty, and honourably acquitted.

In 1840 Barry was posted to the Leeward Islands and Windward Islands of the West Indies, there focusing on medicine, management and improving the conditions of the troops, and receiving a promotion to Principal Medical Officer. In 1845, Barry contracted yellow fever and left for England for sick leave in October. After being cleared for duty, Barry was posted to Malta in 1846. Here Barry was severely reprimanded for inexplicably taking a seat in the local church that was reserved for the clergy, and had to deal with the threat – and eventual actuality – of a cholera epidemic, which broke out in 1850.

The following posting was to Corfu in 1851, which brought with it a promotion to the rank of Deputy Inspector-General of Hospitals on 16 May, equivalent to lieutenant colonel. From here, Barry temporarily visited the Crimea on leave — as a request to be posted there officially had been denied — where an argument took place between Barry and Florence Nightingale at Scutari Hospital. Finally, in 1857 Barry was posted to Canada, and granted the local rank of Inspector General of Hospitals (equivalent to Brigadier General) on 25 September. In that position, Barry fought for better food, sanitation and proper medical care for prisoners and lepers, as well as soldiers and their families. This local rank was confirmed as substantive on 7 December 1858.

Wherever Barry served across the British Empire, improvements were made to sanitary conditions and the conditions and diet of both the common soldier and other, under-represented groups. Barry was outraged by unnecessary suffering, and took a heavy-handed and sometimes tactless approach to demanding improvements for the poor and underprivileged which often incited anger from officials and military officers; on several occasions Barry was both arrested and demoted for the extremity of this behaviour.

Barry held strict and unusually modern views about nutrition, being completely vegetarian and teetotal, and, while keeping most personal relationships distant, was very fond of pets, particularly a beloved poodle named Psyche. Playwright Jean Binnie's radio play Doctor Barry (BBC, 1982) identified John Joseph Danson as the black servant Barry first employed in South Africa and who remained with Barry until the doctor's death.

Despite protesting the decision, Barry was forcefully retired by the army on 19 July 1859 due to ill health and old age, and was succeeded as inspector general of hospitals by David Dumbreck. After a quiet retirement in London, Barry finally died from dysentery on 25 July 1865. The identity of the woman who discovered the truth of Barry's sex is disputed, but she was probably a charwoman who also laid out the dead.

The charwoman, after failing to elicit payment for her services, sought redress in another way; she visited Barry's physician, Major D. R. McKinnon, who had issued the death certificate upon which Barry was identified as male. The woman claimed that Barry's body had been biologically female and had marks suggesting Barry had at one point borne a child. When McKinnon refused to pay her, she took the story to the press, and the situation became public. It was discussed in an exchange of letters between George Graham of the General Register Office, and Dr McKinnon.

-- From Wikipedia
 
JACK-A-ROE

There was a wealthy merchant, in London he did dwell
He had a beautiful daughter, the truth to you I'll tell
Oh, the truth to you I'll tell

She had sweethearts aplenty, and men of high degree
But none but Jack the sailor, her true love there could be
Oh, her true love there could be

Jackie's gone a-sailing with trouble on his mind
He's left his native country, and his darling girl behind
Oh, his darling girl behind

She went down to a tailor's shop and dressed in mens' array
She climbed on board a vessel to convey herself away
Oh, to convey herself away.

Before you get on board, sir, your name we'd like to know
She smiled all in her countenance, "They call me Jack-A-Roe."
Oh, they call me Jack-A-Roe.

I see your waist is slender, your fingers they are small
Your cheeks too red and rosy to face the cannonball.
Oh, to face the cannonball.

I know my waist is slender, my fingers, they are small
But it would not make me tremble to see ten thousand fall
Oh, to see ten thousand fall.

The wars then being over, she went and looked around
Among the dead and wounded, her darling boy she found
Oh, her darling boy she found.

She picked him up all in her arms and carried him to the town
She sent for a physician who quickly healed his wounds
Oh, who quickly healed his wounds.

This couple, they got married, so well they did agree
This couple, they got married, so why don't you and me
Oh, so why don't you and me?

-- Traditional Irish Ballad

(I rather like the Grateful Dead's rendition of it.)
 
International Women's Day

Who says we can't recodnize sexy wpmen doing sexy things?

Moms
Dominatrixes
Teachers
Women in throuples
Scientists
Hot neighbours
Politicians
Strippers for Christ
Literotica Writers
Tentacle monster lovers

etc.....
 
Madam Curie has an interesting real life sexual tale...

I guess she really glowed in the bedroom, and it was not just from the uranium she had stored in her nightstand!
 
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