What’s Your Over/Under Guess on President Bidet?

[LibsKnowSoMuch]

Honestly, it’s a tough call...he’s done what his handlers have scripted so far, albeit with a tired hand from signing all the Executive Orders. And with shots to juice him up, his in person appearance haven’t been a total disaster - courtesy of the panty waste press to cover for him (looking at you Anderson, Jake, Chuck, Fredo), and the first president to ever call a lid before 9AM.

Still, his dementia is obvious (Aussie Skye news reporter was brutally honest). Now members of his own party want to pull the nuke codes from him. Pretty brutal, given the safeguards already in place. He must have pooped himself one too many times.

The other concern is VP Kacklmala. They’re keeping her under wraps, mercifully. Her word salad evasions, when not punctuated by her cackle, have been brutal.

Anyway... was pretty sure Bidet would not last to July 1, 2021 before the 25th Amendment excuses him from his nearly 5 decades of mediocrity. Revising my guess now to May 15, 2021.

What’s your guess?

Take the Prog challenge: rebut me without mentioning President Trump.

 

[Ramone45]

I figured they would buff him up until the mid-terms, but I wouldn't be surprised if he flames out before then. Wonderful Circle jerk with Trudeau, BTW.

 

[LibsKnowSoMuch]

I figured they would buff him up until the mid-terms, but I wouldn't be surprised if he flames out before then. Wonderful Circle jerk with Trudeau, BTW.

Yes, I’m a little uncomfortable hearing that neither of them had pants on during the virtual visit. Guess it was more realistic that way.

 

[OldJourno]

It was kind of funny when he pulled that paper out of his coat pocket at a recent appearance so he could get a number right, until I remembered this corrupt, senile buffoon was the president.

 

[2021Noobie]

Wow! A butt load to ignore
The previous resident had no cognitive ability
The new President is 10,000’s of percent better!
But.. nice to ignore all y’all

 

[phrodeau]

It was kind of funny when he pulled that paper out of his coat pocket at a recent appearance so he could get a number right, until I remembered this corrupt, senile buffoon was the president.

A President who got a number right? It’s been a while.

 

[rae121452]

translation: "i'm mad because the other guy didn't win. i'm going to whine about it."

 

[Ramone45]

translation: "i'm mad because the other guy didn't win. i'm going to whine about it."

Yeah. That's it. Joe Biden isn't senile.

 

[YDB95]

Yeah. That's it. Joe Biden isn't senile.

There is no evidence at all that he is. He had to look at a piece of paper to get a number right because that number is ever-changing. What have you got against a president making a reasonable effort at factual accuracy? I get that we're all used to the exact opposite of that after the past four years, but still.

 

[Rotadom]

Honestly, it’s a tough call...he’s done what his handlers have scripted so far, albeit with a tired hand from signing all the Executive Orders. And with shots to juice him up, his in person appearance haven’t been a total disaster - courtesy of the panty waste press to cover for him (looking at you Anderson, Jake, Chuck, Fredo), and the first president to ever call a lid before 9AM.

Still, his dementia is obvious (Aussie Skye news reporter was brutally honest). Now members of his own party want to pull the nuke codes from him. Pretty brutal, given the safeguards already in place. He must have pooped himself one too many times.

The other concern is VP Kacklmala. They’re keeping her under wraps, mercifully. Her word salad evasions, when not punctuated by her cackle, have been brutal.

Anyway... was pretty sure Bidet would not last to July 1, 2021 before the 25th Amendment excuses him from his nearly 5 decades of mediocrity. Revising my guess now to May 15, 2021.

What’s your guess?

Take the Prog challenge: rebut me without mentioning President Trump.

I figured they would buff him up until the mid-terms, but I wouldn't be surprised if he flames out before then. Wonderful Circle jerk with Trudeau, BTW.

Yes, I’m a little uncomfortable hearing that neither of them had pants on during the virtual visit. Guess it was more realistic that way.

It was kind of funny when he pulled that paper out of his coat pocket at a recent appearance so he could get a number right, until I remembered this corrupt, senile buffoon was the president.

Yeah. That's it. Joe Biden isn't senile.

Your guy lost.

 

[RoryN]

It was kind of funny when he pulled that paper out of his coat pocket at a recent appearance so he could get a number right, until I remembered this corrupt, senile buffoon was the president.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=93474708#post93474708

I wasn't a regular [Rush Limbaugh] listener

A year earlier:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=91885810&highlight=Limbaugh#post91885810

Since I've retired I've tried to make time to listen to at least one Rush Limbaugh program a week.

Oops - off-topic.

 

[Comshaw]

Wow! A butt load to ignore
The previous resident had no cognitive ability
The new President is 10,000’s of percent better!
But.. nice to ignore all y’all

"Never argue with an idiot (or a passel of 'em). All it will do is cause you frustration and the idiot ain't gonna pay no mine no damned way."


Comshaw

 

[KeithD]

I don't have an over/under prediction on Biden. I'm not stressed like the Trumpettes obviously are. But then he's got a backup who will having them biting their tongues and foaming at the mouth, so I guess I can see why they'd be stressed. (Good)

 

[Philthy_Phil]

A President who got a number right? It’s been a while.

Republitards prefer made up statistics by an orange buffoon.
Seriously, old dumbo is triggered over someone writing down notes. Lmao. What a complete tard.

 

[LibsKnowSoMuch]

Quick review:

- 30 Ds want to take away Bidet’s access to the Nuclear codes. Note: that is Ds, not Rs.
- No State of the Union address (past his beddy-bye time, AND ability to speak for more than 5 minutes without a teleprompter)
- Bongino reported last night his secret service contacts tell him Bidet’s in significant (mental) trouble
- His obvious decline, slurred speech, gait

Sad to see. The pot is up to almost $500 (and Busybody hasn’t even committed yet) for the person who guesses closest to Bidet’s removal date. I’m sticking with 5/15/21. What say you?

C’mon and play along Libs, I know you think your mentally spry guy will be a two termer, put a date down.

 

[phrodeau]

In eight years, you’ll be changing your prediction with a Sharpie.

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

If Biden does depart, will anyone even notice?

-deportations didn't halt for 100 days
-dhs still working w private prisons
-bombed syria to threaten iran
-Iran still developing nukes
-new cages just dropped
-might drop $15 min wage
-still waiting on $2k checks ($1400 payment)
-Alberta oil is still moving to US refineries

 

[phrodeau]

If Biden does depart, will anyone even notice?

-deportations didn't halt for 100 days
-dhs still working w private prisons
-bombed syria to threaten iran
-Iran still developing nukes
-new cages just dropped
-might drop $15 min wage
-still waiting on $2k checks ($1400 payment)
-Alberta oil is still moving to US refineries

If Biden dyed blonde and put on bronzer, would you notice?

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

If Biden dyed blonde and put on bronzer, would you notice?

No. He wouldn’t notice either.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Did you nickname him "Bidet" because he blasted an asshole out of office?

 

[YDB95]

- No State of the Union address (past his beddy-bye time, AND ability to speak for more than 5 minutes without a teleprompter)

Actually it's because of concerns about security in the aftermath of 1/6. In other words, Capitol security can't guarantee his safety from people like you.

 

[Ramone45]

Actually it's because of concerns about security in the aftermath of 1/6. In other words, Capitol security can't guarantee his safety from people like you.

Ridiculous

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

Actually it's because of concerns about security in the aftermath of 1/6. In other words, Capitol security can't guarantee his safety from people like you.

In other words, the Capitol police are useless.

 

[missyunderstanding]

More like September 11

I think they will keep him around until 9/11. The optics and "I told you so" tune would be too much to handle if he did not make it at least that long.

 

[Champakian]

He was never more than a vehicle to defeat common sense
and ensconce Kamala Harris...






America was "Trumped."