Feeling a Bit Like Humpty Dumpty

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but instead of all the king's men it's the medical profession trying o put Him back together. Unfortunately, or fortunately, they added a turbo cock.

 

[Zionisacat]

Perhaps the docs also equip him with pinocchios nose and he awakes to lil bo peep sitting on his face screaming "lie to me baby, lie to me!"

 

[Hypoxia]

Woman undergoes radical transgender surgeries in Mad Scientist's lab providing extensible cock, fingers, epiglottis, tongue, nose, and eyeballs, all under conscious control. Do toes or earlobes grow tentacles?

Man undergoes radical transgender surgeries in Mad Scientist's lab providing extensible clitoris, vagina, fingers, face parts as above, and boobs, all also under conscious control. What can the navel do?

The brain is the largest sex organ. How about cerebral extensions? Maybe the Mad Scientist implants new or misplaced sensory organs. Try swapping clitoral/penile and epiglottal nerves; also expect toegasms.

 

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Woman undergoes radical transgender surgeries in Mad Scientist's lab providing extensible cock, fingers, epiglottis, tongue, nose, and eyeballs, all under conscious control. Do toes or earlobes grow tentacles?

Man undergoes radical transgender surgeries in Mad Scientist's lab providing extensible clitoris, vagina, fingers, face parts as above, and boobs, all also under conscious control. What can the navel do?

The brain is the largest sex organ. How about cerebral extensions? Maybe the Mad Scientist implants new or misplaced sensory organs. Try swapping clitoral/penile and epiglottal nerves; also expect toegasms.

Boobs on the face? What madness is this?

 

[Hypoxia]

Boobs on the face? What madness is this?

Rewire the nerves a bit, so each cheek's dimple feels like a nipple. Easy.

 

[Carnevil9]

....The brain is the largest sex organ.....

Speak for yourself.

 

[AvroAnson]

"People say 'Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin' '
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance ..."

--Clinton, Jacobs, Morrison, Collins

 

[Hypoxia]

....The brain is the largest sex organ.....

Speak for yourself.

Any appropriate response would likely be insulting. Of course, cephalopods' brains are distributed throughout their anatomies, so consider those tentacle monsters' feelings and capabilities.

Back to topic. Recall YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, where Eye-gore returns to the lab with an abby-normal brain for the professor's patched-together creation.

For your story, young doctor Gaulstone (that's Frankenstein in Anglish) depends on her minion Ilse to deliver body parts, and must stitch-up bits from various Mad Scientists and pr0nstars, hence the analytical genius and turbo-dick, and nerves rewired so fingertips sense odor and flavor -- tasteful manipulators. The female-version monster has clitoral nerves wired to her palms and/or fingertips. Thus the monsters can hold hands for oral sex. She also has a mouth and tongue between her thighs. Hilarity ensues with thumbing.

 

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Any appropriate response would likely be insulting. Of course, cephalopods' brains are distributed throughout their anatomies, so consider those tentacle monsters' feelings and capabilities.

Back to topic. Recall YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, where Eye-gore returns to the lab with an abby-normal brain for the professor's patched-together creation.

For your story, young doctor Gaulstone (that's Frankenstein in Anglish) depends on her minion Ilse to deliver body parts, and must stitch-up bits from various Mad Scientists and pr0nstars, hence the analytical genius and turbo-dick, and nerves rewired so fingertips sense odor and flavor -- tasteful manipulators. The female-version monster has clitoral nerves wired to her palms and/or fingertips. Thus the monsters can hold hands for oral sex. She also has a mouth and tongue between her thighs. Hilarity ensues with thumbing.

thumbing or thumping?

 

[JJA122]

youtube.com/watch?v=kn7rBgAREcs

 

[sirhugs]

https://youtu.be/kn7rBgAREcs

that's a very suspect looking link.

 

[JJA122]

The site reformatted it.

 

[sirhugs]

The site reformatted it.

Mother warned me about that.

which is not a bad story title.