Being in your 30s is weird

[NYstofmind]

My wife has a 19 year old cousin (the daughter of my wife's ~50 year old aunt). I just cannot decide which of them I am MORE attracted to.

Being in your 30s is weird.

 

[filt]

My wife has a 19 year old cousin (the daughter of my wife's ~50 year old aunt). I just cannot decide which of them I am MORE attracted to.

Being in your 30s is weird.

If who to fantasise about who to empty your balls over is the weirdest part of being 30, you’re winning at life.

Having less energy than my teens, doing adult shit, being more susceptible to alcohol and back pain are weirder aspect of my 30’s.

Horses for courses though.

 

[KinoKe]

I started my 30s married. But then my wife decided that she didn’t really enjoy being married, and we divorced. My now ex-wife married another chap – and divorced him within a month. True story. A couple of years later, she decided that she probably did like being married after all. Married to me. She wanted to do it all over again.

But, by then, I was doing my best to ensure that three women I had got to know (in the biblical sense) didn’t run into each other. Even in a big city, that’s not easy. I almost succeeded. But not quite. And there was a fracas that made World War Two look like handbags at dawn.

By the time that I was 39, the field was narrowed down to one. (Although that didn’t stop one of the losing contenders from throwing a surprise birthday lunch for me on my 40th.)

A few hours later, ‘the winner’ prepared me a special birthday supper: a homemade burger accompanied by a bottle (or was it two?) of Veuve Clicquot Champagne. Unfortunately, just as we were about to start the evening, my chef-hostess’s mother turned up unexpectedly, so she stayed for supper.

Also, it was in my 30s that two separate people tried to shoot me. The first was a chap who I had fired. He wasn’t happy about it. He went away, got drunk, and came back with a revolver. Fortunately, his aim was not that good. The second chap was also elephant’s trunk. He said that he thought that I was a cop.

Yep. Being in your 30s can be weird.

 

[Floridafun4everyone]

My wife has a 19 year old cousin (the daughter of my wife's ~50 year old aunt). I just cannot decide which of them I am MORE attracted to.

Being in your 30s is weird.

Enjoy your 30’s, weirdness and all. One day you’ll wish you were in your thirties again.

 

[MaybeMae]

I love being in my 30s

But why not have sex with both of them? Or all of them?
Or at least think about having with all of them?


I turned 30 in October, and so far, apart from the pandemic and snowpocalypse, I love it!

 

[mr_d_w]

30s has been fun! And yeah kinda weird in places. But so were my 20s and teens. It's almost like life is just weird sometimes

Can't wait for the alien invasion my 40s will bring. Or maybe I'll just get loads of cats from a long lost relative or have to spend a few months in a haunted house or write a one-hit wonder or finally find out what my neighbours are yelling about.

Bring it on

 

[NorthernVAM]

My wife has a 19 year old cousin (the daughter of my wife's ~50 year old aunt). I just cannot decide which of them I am MORE attracted to.

Being in your 30s is weird.

So, if I'm reading this correctly, you are around 30, and you are simultaneously sexually attracted to someone 10 years younger, and someone 20 years older. I'm not sure I get what is weird about being attracted to both ... although it's most likely for different reasons.

I don't think that's strange at all .. when I was in my late 20s, I worked with some very attractive older ladies, some of whom came on to me, although I didn't quite realize it at the time. I thought they were just being friendly. Had I been more open to the idea that older women could be attracted to younger men, I would have responded to their flirtations much differently. It's only in retrospect, now that I'm older and wiser that I could see the opportunities I missed.

I guess what I'm saying is that don't let your own prejudices and beliefs act as blinders to what is going on around you.