Hard ass'd Bitches of Lit - are you taken in by the valentines day fake shit?

[hobbit.]

Since there is a collection of non males on here who make irma grese seem soft and cuddly, this seems a reasonable place to ask - are you taken in by all the false commercialism of st valentines day? a half dead rose (probably hand picked by slave labour on less than minimum wage and flown around the world destroying the planet), cut price chocolates which will destroy your figure and teeth whilst causing blood sugar illnesses, Nylon underwear - which snags on your under arm hair and pubes, causing static electricity burns and thrush, all so that someone (male or none male) can raid the contents of your bra and panties? the same question could be applied to the chaps aswell i s'pose.

 

[lovetoread]

nah

its not for me

 

[rockcasbah]

If Fata were alive, she’d agree.

 

[oggbashan]

At least, here in the UK, you cannot go to an over-priced and crowded restaurant to eat the worst meal of any day of the year.

Several of my friends' daughters used to work as temporary assistants on Valentine's Day Evenings.

They concluded that most restaurants on that night were hell on earth. The customers were surly, the tips were low, and despite their best efforts, the service and wait times were abysmal.

 

[silver gurl]

At least, here in the UK, you cannot go to an over-priced and crowded restaurant to eat the worst meal of any day of the year.

Several of my friends' daughters used to work as temporary assistants on Valentine's Day Evenings.

They concluded that most restaurants on that night were hell on earth. The customers were surly, the tips were low, and despite their best efforts, the service and wait times were abysmal.

It’s a horrible night to go out for dinner. Not that we can, as our restaurants are closed. But been there and done that and not recommended.

 

[Liar]

Went grocery shopping today. They had heart shaped pork chops. They came cut and ready in a cling film package along with some floppy scraps called "the rest of the pig".

I think they're just taking the piss at this point.

 

[hobbit.]

It’s a horrible night to go out for dinner. Not that we can, as our restaurants are closed. But been there and done that and not recommended.

Depends if the eating partner objects to splitting the bill. People get over sensitive at such times.

 

[neci]

i painted my nails. there may be a hand job tomorrow. depends on the chocolates.

 

[hobbit.]

i painted my nails. there may be a hand job tomorrow. depends on the chocolates.

Picaso painted melting clocks, Munch painted the scream, did you use oils on canvas or water colours?

you hitching somewhere?

high fiber, low calories choclates are best.

 

[neci]

Picaso painted melting clocks, Munch painted the scream, did you use oils on canvas or water colours?

you hitching somewhere?

high fiber, low calories choclates are best.

super strength epoxy

no hitching in this weather!

i like my chocolate paired with protein. plus if i can burn a few calories, it cancels out the calories.

 

[neci]

that made no sense. i’ll be retiring now.

 

[hobbit.]

that made no sense. i’ll be retiring now.

never had you down as being that old, florida beckons?

 

[neci]

never had you down as being that old, florida beckons?

fucking florida! that state scares me. less it’s a trip to the keys.

i just need an afternoon nap and i’ll be all good to party til it gets dark.

 

[hobbit.]

fucking florida! that state scares me. less it’s a trip to the keys.

i just need an afternoon nap and i’ll be all good to party til it gets dark.

good idea, at our age a nap in the early afternoon does wonders.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

We're taking our friends' kids for the evening so they can adult alone at home. But I admit my guy always finds a way to bring the romance - like putting up a fence right now since I'll be in a cast and then boot the net three months and can't walk the dog. I'm making his favorite dinner tomorrow night and putting out in appreciation (but the last part was a given).