🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Trump's Second Term - Update Thread 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[RoryN]

Trump's Second Term - Update Thread

1/26:

Nope.

 

[WillJ8787]

Who?

Who?????????????

Who???????????

 

[adrina]

You know, that guy... the disgruntled ex-employee. He wasn't very important. He just ran some low level errands. Didn't even know him.

 

[coati]

No Pompeo, either. I guess he meant that he would be working on a smooth bowel movement, not a smooth transition to Trump's second term.

Try Metamucil.

Oh, speaking of Cult 45 feces, today I saw a great campaign sign left over from the election. It was a caricature of Trump as a piece of crap with the sweeping yellow hair on top, and with the statement, "Flush the Turd on November Third".

 

[RoryN]

1/27:

Nope.

 

[coati]

Whoa, here it is January 28th, and Trump's second term has still not started.

But, but, but our resident messenger from God FGB told us back in December to never count his cult leader out. Damn, Biden has been in office for 8 days, and no sign of Trump in the White House.

 

[Adre]

‘Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.’

Voltaire

 

[RoryN]

2/1:

Nope.

 

[magicalmoments]

It's already 2/2 in NZ and it's still nope.

 

[coati]

Another day when you don't need to read first thing in the morning about the latest new example of Trump's American carnage campaign.

And, Trump's puppet master Putin is on the defensive, rather than raising champaign glasses with his inner circle.

No sign of Trump's second term...

 

[RoryN]

2/3

Today, President Trump made good on his promise to oh wait nope.

 

[coati]

Also today, several of Trump's closest followers pledged on live television that they would lead another insurrection on March 4th, oh wait, no, that was them crying on TV about not having organic food in jail and blaming their arrest on Trump's brainwashing.

My bad, sorry.

 

[RoryN]

2/4

Today marked a major milestone for the Trump Administration, as completion of the border wall between Mexico and oh wait nope.

 

[coati]

I woke up this morning and read a news story about how the Republican Congressional reps had stripped Liz Cheney of her leadership role, because she once voted to impeach the twice-elected President Trump.

Oh wait, I just put my trifocals on. Actually, the story says that Republicans voted in a secret ballot to keep her in her leadership role, and that Trump was twice-impeached, not twice-elected.

My bad, again. Sorry.

 

[phrodeau]

The National Prayer Breakfast was held this morning, virtually.

Former President Jimmy Carter sent a written message. Former Presidents George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama provided video messages. President Joe Biden made an address via video.

Guess who didn’t show this year?

 

[RoryN]

2/5

Today, President Trump unveiled his alternative health care plan for the oh dear sorry nope.

 

[RoryN]

2/7

Today, as part of bolstering his 1776 Commission, President Trump nope.

 

[RoryN]

2/9

The Trump Administration turned its focus towards investigating Hillary Clinton today, demanding nope.

 

[Dribble]

But the good news is you can donate money to ensure Donald will be sworn in shortly

 

[coati]

Also in the news this morning, President Trump is expected to pressure Republican Senators to support his new bill for election reform... oops, I just put on my trifocals, it actually says the former President's attorneys arrived at the Senate to defend him in an unprecedented second impeachment trial related to inciting insurrection in order to overturn the last election.

Sorry about that. I'll start keeping my glasses on the night stand, so I can put them on first thing in the morning.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Today, somewhere in the world, Vetteman is singing in the shower because today is yet another day of proof that his flawless prediction of Cheeto winning a second term came true.











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[coati]

2/11

Today President Trump, after tweeting his contempt for any Republican Senator who supported moving forward with impeachment during his second term, unified his party...oh no, that was over a year ago.

 

[RoryN]

2/11

Today President Trump, after tweeting his contempt for any Republican Senator who supported moving forward with impeachment during his second term, unified his party...oh no, that was over a year ago.

LOL nice one.

 

[RoryN]

2/12

Today, President Trump tweeted oops nope.

 

[RoryN]

2/14

To celebrate Valentines Day, First Lady Melania Trump nope.