Playing with yourself

Your Creepy As Fuck Sigline Award is in the mail.
 
I mis-spell it at least 3 or 4 times a day. Sometimes more when I'm alone on the weekend and in front of the computer.
 
spell check is your friend, i-man

also, i dont get myself off in public, thats just gross
 
yes. it hurts to tink.

don't make me make you tick.
 
i play computer solitaire all of the time. does that count? i used to play chess with myself but that other guy kept winning and i'm sure he cheated. is that what you mean?
 
hey ...

So, I was thinking before (it does hurt to think) and I got to thinking about masterbating.... I'm curious to know, that's if your brave enough to answer that is.... I'm curious to know how many times you do it? A day that is...
The most public one you've done, and have you managed to get someone else to do it to you in a place that you shouldn't have...

at least once a day whether I need it or not!!!
(LOL, like I never need it!!!!)

the bandshell at St. Mary's Park...

the front porch of a girlfriend 1972, on Railroad St...the neighbors were either ALWAYS drunk or working and there was a nice dark spot on her porch that face the neighbors on the left of her house. Her house and the neighbors were the only ones on that street.
 
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