Which Authors’ Stories Do You Jerk Off To The Most?

[johnnieblue44]

For me, there are many. But recently I can’t get past a few paragraphs or so of Watched Beth’s stories and I’m a geyser.

 

[AvroAnson]

"I'm shocked," said Police Captain Louis Renault, "shocked to find that wanking is going on in here!"

"Your tissues, sir," said the croupier.

"Oh, thank you very much."

-- From somebody's Casablanca FanFiction.

 

[ChloeTzang]

This is a question I cannot answer, not having the necessary appendage to hand.

But cutting to the intent of the question. My own stories

 

[ElectricBlue]

But cutting to the intent of the question. My own stories

Whoa! With fifty thousand word sex scenes, don't you get blisters?

Mind you, I'm the same. My slow burn stories are written that way for a reason. No blisters, though .

 

[sirhugs]

I can't anymore for medical reasons. I miss it terribly.

 

[FifthEstate]

For me it’s j267 and no one else is close.

 

[KeithD]

My own, but since I read very few stories by others . . .

 

[gordo12]

For me it’s j267 and no one else is close.

He is one of the best.

I do like mine. I have a lot of unpublished stories. When I'm in the mood I can go through and edit a few sections.

 

[LoquiSordidaAdMe]

Thanks for the recommendation, jonnieblue. I'm always on the lookout for a good stroke story, so I'll be sure to give Watched Beth a read.

I don't want to sound like a suck-up, but ChloeTzang's stories have given me blisters before. An author named Imind has exactly one story, but it works for me. Stardog Champion and Erlikkhan both have a couple that do too.

 

[gordo12]

ChloeTzang's stories have given me blisters before.

"Not tonight, dear. It's all Chloe's fault. She leaves "HIM" limp and gasping for breath!"

"Well, why don't you stop reading her stories?"

"What, are you nuts?"

 

[MColton84]

Thanks for the recommendation, jonnieblue. I'm always on the lookout for a good stroke story, so I'll be sure to give Watched Beth a read.

I don't want to sound like a suck-up, but ChloeTzang's stories have given me blisters before. An author named Imind has exactly one story, but it works for me. Stardog Champion and Erlikkhan both have a couple that do too.

Blisters? At that rate you might end up starting a fire, or at least getting a bad case of carpal tunnel syndrome. Be careful out there.

 

[MsNatalie99]

AlexBailey, WhiskeyisGood, KeithD

I don't have an all-time favorite for my solo play but shift between KeithD, AlexBailey, and WhiskeyisGood

 

[LexxRuthless]

I think if you reach the point of spending more time writing than reading, the answer has to be "my own stories." Before I started writing and posting here, I think the most I ever masturbated to any one story on the site was six or seven times. In the process of writing each my own stories, I typically masturbate a dozen times or more as I picture the scenes and struggle to get it all down in words.

Writing is exhausting...

EDIT: Sorry. Realized I hadn't provided the answer you were looking for. Prior to writing and submitting my stories, it was AlwaysWantedTo, TryAnything, desurtdawg, and Silkstockingslover.

 

[MColton84]

That's a tough one to answer honestly, considering how many authors are in this forum. PMs would prove awkward. "Hey remember that time I went on a 350 word rant about I beat my meat to your work? Anywhooo... I have a question about this thread or that one." However if I say my own work, I sound vain. Goldeniangel I guess.

 

[Emirus]

I saw an interview with a famous actor when he was asked if he had ever been unfaithful to his wife. His response was to say, “thousands of times,” and when the host recovered from the shock of this admission he continued, “in my head every time I see a beautiful woman.” Whether he was telling the truth or not is another matter.

In the same way I’ve got excited in my head many times but I’ve yet to come across any use of the written word which has made me want to take action down below. Perhaps that’s why I find writing sex scenes difficult. The necessary information is in my head but I can’t get it to reach my fingers.

 

[SisterJezabel]

Enid Blyton.

 

[46n2]

My own. If I'm not working the joint throughout then it's likely not working beyond me.

 

[FifthEstate]

It’s weird for me. I get very aroused when writing my stories, but I rarely ever go to them for sexual pleasure later. I think it’s because I focus on word choice or the phrasing I used too much and lose track of why I’m there in the first place. I can read stories I like from other authors several times and still get to where I want to be. And yet my readers tell me I write really hot sex scenes.

 

[8letters]

It’s weird for me. I get very aroused when writing my stories, but I rarely ever go to them for sexual pleasure later. I think it’s because I focus on word choice or the phrasing I used too much and lose track of why I’m there in the first place. I can read stories I like from other authors several times and still get to where I want to be. And yet my readers tell me I write really hot sex scenes.

Once I publish a story, I never read it again. It has been exorcised from my mind, and I never want it back. I much prefer to have a vague memory of it, or more correctly, a perfectly written version of it.

 

[ericrodman101]

Enid Blyton.

Julie, Dick, Anne, George or Timmy the Dog?

I have greatly enjoyed rereading with one hand Used and Abused: the Katie Chronicles. And anything where a twink gets gangbanged in the showers....

 

[SimonDoom]

To be honest, while I enjoy reading erotica stories, including those of the stroke type, I rarely use them for this purpose. If I want stimulation material, I look for something visual.

To the extent there is an author on whom I have depended to a greater degree for this purpose, it would have to be me, since I've spent a lot more time around my own writing than that of others. Also, like I think some other writers, the process of writing an erotic scene is often a much more erotic experience than reading a finished story, no matter how good it is.

I also find the "tease and titillation" portion of a story as stimulating as, if not more stimulating than, the sex scene itself -- as when clothing is being removed, or fingers are exploring another body for the first time, or when a character is experiencing a new, unusual sensation for the first time. I tend to get more aroused by the stories of authors who take their time with this portion of the story.

 

[ElectricBlue]

To the extent there is an author on whom I have depended to a greater degree for this purpose, it would have to be me, since I've spent a lot more time around my own writing than that of others. Also, like I think some other writers, the process of writing an erotic scene is often a much more erotic experience than reading a finished story, no matter how good it is.

I also find the "tease and titillation" portion of a story as stimulating as, if not more stimulating than, the sex scene itself -- as when clothing is being removed, or fingers are exploring another body for the first time, or when a character is experiencing a new, unusual sensation for the first time. I tend to get more aroused by the stories of authors who take their time with this portion of the story.

My test is to read my own content after several months. Some stories have proven to be... very reliable. They tend to get favourable comments, too, so it's nice to know I'm hitting other's buttons as well as my own. Most of my stories eventually get to buttons, to the extent that one of my betas asked if I knew what a zip was.

 

[TadOverdon]

It’s weird for me. I get very aroused when writing my stories, but I rarely ever go to them for sexual pleasure later.

This exactly. Often aroused while writing, but I've had the experience that if I, uh, complete the act while in the midst of a story it never gets finished, so I don't do that...and by the time it's finished, somehow I'm so done with the fantasy that it doesn't "work" for me.

 

[SimonDoom]

My test is to read my own content after several months. Some stories have proven to be... very reliable. They tend to get favourable comments, too, so it's nice to know I'm hitting other's buttons as well as my own. Most of my stories eventually get to buttons, to the extent that one of my betas asked if I knew what a zip was.

One of my all-time favorite reader comments was in response to a story involving a teasing/titillating seduction on a sofa where the reader wrote that he came when the man's finger touched the woman's panties, before sex even happened. I figured I'd done something right with my story-telling if I could make someone climax long before the sex actually happened. It's a concept I've kept in mind ever since then. As a writer I enjoy the buildup more than the climax, and I know many readers like it too.

 

[Voboy]

This exactly. Often aroused by writing. I've had the experience that if I, uh, complete the act while in the midst of a story it never gets finished, so I don't do that...and by the time it's finished, somehow I'm so done with the fantasy that it doesn't "work" for me.

I "complete the act" frequently as I write. If I didn't, I'd be far too distracted.

en_extase is my answer to the OP's question.