Does Anyone Else Find Making a Salad Sensual?

[ImSinister]

Ripe tomatoes

Cucumbers

Head of lettuce

Large carrot

Thinly sliced shallots

Two perfectly soft yet firm avocados

Spicy lime homemade ranch dressing

Just the right amount seasoning

 

[ImSinister]

(shouldn't have mentioned the shallots - nothing sensual about the onion family)

 

[ImSinister]

Someone just sent me a PM that said - no, I don't find salads sensual but thanks a lot I'm hungry now.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

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[SMNaughtywife]

Croutons.
Gotta have a little crunch.

 

[ImSinister]

I always buy thin short cucumbers otherwise I get intimidated handling them.

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[ImSinister]

How the fuck did I forget the croutons? And maybe sunflowers seeds or cashews?

Croutons.
Gotta have a little crunch.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I always buy thin short cucumbers otherwise I get intimidated handling them.

Polar opposite here.
Mmhmm...
I wanna feel some weight in my hand.
Thinking, if I add the whole thing to my salad.
Of course!
That’s a given.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I don't know about me feeling sensual, but I once made one and let a co-worker taste it and she said it was the closest thing to an orgasm she had ever experienced.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I’m sure it was a great salad, but That’s kind of sad if a salad is close to an orgasm to her.

It depends...what kind of salad was it?...

 

[Ask For More]

It depends on how you toss it.

 

[mickyp123]

It depends on how you toss it.

Bollocks I scrolled down hoping no one had said that grrrr

 

[solardays]

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