Teasing the Mime

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Two women decide to challenge each other to see which can get the mime to make a sound.

Generic antics lead to stripping, lead to self touching... lead to touching each other?
 
Those having read my early Ron's Journal series may recall that my uncle Ron was a rough mime working for tips at the corner of Hollywood and Vine during the Nixon era. From Ron's notes I see that bus and auto traffic roared by as pedestrians flooded past. Whilst performing, Ron was regularly accosted, groped, and kissed by passersby of all genders. A dedicated mime only breaks character in response to demands for sex nearby but then returns to miming because hey, tips pay for food and rent. Mime-teasing only works if you're serious.
 
Teasing the mime is all well and good until he locks you in that invisible box, buckles invisible cuffs on you, ties you to an invisible Saint Andrew's Cross with invisible rope, and then alternates back and forth tormenting you with an invisible Hitachi and an invisible Mr. Hankey's 'Bad Dragon.'
 
Teasing the mime is all well and good until he locks you in that invisible box, buckles invisible cuffs on you, ties you to an invisible Saint Andrew's Cross with invisible rope, and then alternates back and forth tormenting you with an invisible Hitachi and an invisible Mr. Hankey's 'Bad Dragon.'

ohhhh.... write THIS.... PLEASE
 
How about a story where two mimes (a male and female, or whatever pairing trips your trigger) meet on the street corner, and decide to go on a date? Dinner, long walk in the park, back to the apartment for a night of sex - all without any talking? Might be an interesting author's experiment.
 
How about a story where two mimes (a male and female, or whatever pairing trips your trigger) meet on the street corner, and decide to go on a date? Dinner, long walk in the park, back to the apartment for a night of sex - all without any talking? Might be an interesting author's experiment.

Hmmmm....
 
Mime (any gender) is hired to work a naturist / nudist resort. Hilarity ensues.

BTW miming needn't be of the Marcel Marceau formal variety. Uncle Ron wrote of performing at the prominent street corner wearing a tee and cutoff denims with a boa constrictor (live) around his neck.
 
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How about a story where two mimes (a male and female, or whatever pairing trips your trigger) meet on the street corner, and decide to go on a date? Dinner, long walk in the park, back to the apartment for a night of sex - all without any talking? Might be an interesting author's experiment.

Come to think of it, it doesn't have to be mimes to work. Could just be any two people on a date. Maybe the girl has a tendency to yap too much and turn off people, so she insists on the no-talking rule for her first date with a new guy. He goes along because he really likes her and thinks it might be fun.
 
Mime (any gender) is hired to work a naturist / nudist resort. Hilarity ensues.......

I've been to many a nudist resort, and I could see this working quite well. The mime would be a huge hit. Especially if he or she were nude and uninhibited. Should still wear the formal face paint, though, so it would be clear that it was a mime and not just some random weirdo!
 
I've been to many a nudist resort, and I could see this working quite well. The mime would be a huge hit. Especially if he or she were nude and uninhibited. Should still wear the formal face paint, though, so it would be clear that it was a mime and not just some random weirdo!

While not actually big fan of that, it has to likely be body paint in this.

I LIKE this idea :D:D
 
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