9-foot tall big titty vampire lady

[IrezumiKiss]

Resident Evil Village's Lady Dimitrescu.

https://i.imgur.com/wfV2uA8.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/m1bIzIp.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/kWrEwls.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/TIDcF0t.png

https://i.imgur.com/sKDjY71.jpg

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not fucking fighting that thing. Chyeah, roight. Nosirree bob. I'm good.

She's already 2/3rds of everything I've ever wanted in a woman anyway, just fucking bite me in the neck, my body is ready!

 

[rockcasbah]

She's already 2/3rds of everything I've ever wanted in a woman

No penis?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

No penis?

Nope!

But lucky for you in particular, she has young daughters. And they're significantly shorter than she is, so you can say they're within reach!

 

[rockcasbah]

Don't be coy, boy, what's the missing 1/3?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Don't be coy, boy, what's the missing 1/3?

Well, it certainly wasn't what was on your mind!

https://media.tenor.com/images/f7354b8c66dcf774a0cd75d1806e0d56/tenor.gif

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

Resident Evil Village's Lady Dimitrescu.

https://i.imgur.com/wfV2uA8.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/m1bIzIp.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/kWrEwls.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/TIDcF0t.png

https://i.imgur.com/sKDjY71.jpg

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not fucking fighting that thing. Chyeah, roight. Nosirree bob. I'm good.

She's already 2/3rds of everything I've ever wanted in a woman anyway, just fucking bite me in the neck, my body is ready!

"Build me a woman make her ten feet tall.
Build me a woman make her ten feet tall.
Build me a woman--, that I can ball."

 

[Saint Peter]

The National Guard couldn’t shoot her down
Before she left she really trashed our town
She left me there, though I tried and tried
A fifty foot woman’s never satisfied

 

[silver gurl]

She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all

I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at

 

[rockcasbah]

Well, it certainly wasn't what was on your mind!

You're right. My first guess was "He wants her to have 3 tits, because Zumi."

But then I thought, "hmmm...he's never had a litgirlfriend and no mention of a wife or kids, and he says he is a "designer" in NYC, so he probably enjoys transisters in his aux jack."

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

That game looks amazing. Still trying to buy a PS5 but no luck so far.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You're right. My first guess was "He wants her to have 3 tits, because Zumi."

See, you shoulda led with that instead of having cock on your brain!

But then I thought, "hmmm...he's never had a litgirlfriend and no mention of a wife or kids, and he says he is a "designer" in NYC, so he probably enjoys transisters in his aux jack."

Wow. That's a lot of thinking going on there over my crush on a vampire amazon, I must say.

For a guy who's only been here since August of 2020, you're pretty deep with your legs in the observation deck looking at other forum members, huh, Mr. Not-Lance?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/f4/1a/dff41ab967bdb1ee5b7fe2f819dba482.gif

and it's "transistors." Because since you know more than just about everyone here about most anything, the petty people here will punk you over avoidable spelling errors if you're not careful!

 

[rockcasbah]

Oh stop it. Long time lurker. And a really nice guy!

 

[xpdeus]

I love tall women with long legs