What are you a sucker for?

Tonight I’d be a sucker for
A dive bar
Cheap beer
Cigarettes
Darts
Slow dances
 
A pretty face
Boobs
Tres leches cake
Masturbation

If these things are combined... OH. EM. GEE.
 
Witty banter
Ability to carry on an interesting conversation
A wicked bawdy sense of humor
And a hairy chest never hurts
 
This cute little fen accent and the beautiful soul it emanates from
 
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