Hey, New Here, Anyone Seen My GF?

[Marxist]

She’s about this tall and very pretty.

Any help would be much appreciated.

 

[lovetoread]

where was the last place you put her?

 

[Marxist]

where was the last place you put her?

Hi L2R


It was right near here.

Like down the street and to the left.

Glorious woman.

Makes me very sad.

Miss her so much.

 

[Conager]

where was the last place you put it in her?

Good point!

If it was anal, that may be related

 

[oneblueye]

hey ...

She’s about this tall and very pretty.

Any help would be much appreciated.

Yeh... I saw her over on the corner of 44th and Vine.
She offered to give me a blow if I didn't say aything about seeing her.
I didn't take her up on it---, though...but I did want to.

 

[rae121452]

She’s about this tall and very pretty.

Any help would be much appreciated.

she died. her last words were to tell you to go fuck yourself. hey, don't kill the messenger!

 

[Saint Peter]

she is in my basement


and a little tied up right now

 

[rockcasbah]

She’s about this tall and very pretty.

Any help would be much appreciated.

Pics?

 

[Islander55]

I think I saw her get into a Porsche with a nice looking gentlemen.

 

[rockcasbah]

She’s about this tall and very pretty.

Any help would be much appreciated.

Gf, pretty.

Voila.

https://theceliacdiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/GF_Makeup.jpg

 

[Marxist]

she is in my basement


and a little tied up right now

That sounds very much like her.

You guys done yet?

We’ve got some shopping to do.

Home Depot. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

 

[missyunderstanding]

I am right here...

Babe, you need to get your eyes checked...

 

[honeylick]

That sounds very much like her.

You guys done yet?

We’ve got some shopping to do.

Home Depot. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

retail therapy. -swoon-

 

[46n2]

I think I saw her on the Boyfriend Doesn’t Do Enough thread.

Or maybe it was, If Only He Would Catch Me.

I forget which.

In any case, she’s around here somewhere. That’s for certain.

 

[thør]

retail therapy. -swoon-

Hope you are well, Miss honey.

 

[honeylick]

Hope you are well, Miss honey.

hi thor.

 

[thør]

hi thor.

I hope all is well....

 

[rockcasbah]

Nice wattle!

 

[BeatMan]

She’s about this tall and very pretty.

Any help would be much appreciated.

Nope.......

 

[Dribble]

Did you forget to blow her up again? Or maybe she sprung a leak?

 

[honeylick]

Nice wattle!

beautiful, innit?

 

[LukSkyFokker]

beautiful, innit?

Always.

 

[spacekowboy]

Hidy-ho, neighboroonie!

 

[rockcasbah]

beautiful, innit?

It's very cool, with horizontal cleavage instead of the usual vertical.

And you always had great lips.

Plus, one of the best user names here ever.

 

[honeylick]

a vertical wattle!

that's almost as good as when tang god called me a 'lipstick whore'